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It's All NASA's Fault...

#1  Postby Alan B » Jul 16, 2020 1:03 pm

There are now 13 Signs of the Zodiac. With the addition of Ophiuchus (The Snake Bearer) they have messed up my future. I am no longer 'on the cusp' of Gemini and Cancer but Taurus and Gemini. What will I do?

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Re: It's All NASA's Fault...

#2  Postby The_Metatron » Jul 16, 2020 4:10 pm

You will meet an interesting person in the next ten years. Expect a change in your life.
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Re: It's All NASA's Fault...

#3  Postby Evolving » Jul 16, 2020 4:35 pm

Too late. Already happened.
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#4  Postby theropod_V_2.0 » Jul 16, 2020 5:19 pm

See, accurate!

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Re: It's All NASA's Fault...

#5  Postby laklak » Jul 16, 2020 6:01 pm

Scientists, what do they know?
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#6  Postby The_Piper » Jul 16, 2020 7:27 pm

You will blow your nose on the first frosty morning of this upcoming autumn.
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Re: It's All NASA's Fault...

#7  Postby Fallible » Jul 16, 2020 8:05 pm

I am a Capricorn instead of an Aquarius. That’s like going from Slitherin to Ravenclaw. Makes about as much difference as well.
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She revelled in adventure and imagination.
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Breaking boundaries and chasing fire.
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Re: It's All NASA's Fault...

#8  Postby laklak » Jul 16, 2020 8:43 pm

I remain a Pisces, like all the cool kids.
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Re: It's All NASA's Fault...

#9  Postby campermon » Jul 16, 2020 9:24 pm

I change to a pisces...

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Re: It's All NASA's Fault...

#10  Postby Svartalf » Jul 16, 2020 9:34 pm

That old saw has been around at least since the 80s, and according to data I gathered back then, I'm a Serpentarius and no longer a Scorpion.
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Re: It's All NASA's Fault...

#11  Postby Hermit » Jul 16, 2020 10:29 pm

What a load of bull. Just when I have begun to feel comfortable as a schizophrenic Gemini the soothsayers tell me I am a Taurus now.
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#12  Postby laklak » Jul 16, 2020 10:36 pm

Same happened to Mrs. Lak. I'm waiting for the other personality to wither and die.
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#13  Postby Svartalf » Jul 16, 2020 10:50 pm

Hermit wrote:What a load of bull. Just when I have begun to feel comfortable as a schizophrenic Gemini the soothsayers tell me I am a Taurus now.

Well, it's not like astrology were a genuine science and source of knowledge, is it?
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Re: It's All NASA's Fault...

#14  Postby Hermit » Jul 16, 2020 10:59 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Hermit wrote:What a load of bull. Just when I have begun to feel comfortable as a schizophrenic Gemini the soothsayers tell me I am a Taurus now.

Well, it's not like astrology were a genuine science and source of knowledge, is it?

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Re: It's All NASA's Fault...

#15  Postby Ironclad » Jul 17, 2020 3:51 pm

It’s 1000s of years old and hasn’t failed us yet.
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#16  Postby Ironclad » Jul 17, 2020 4:02 pm

It’s 1000s of years old and hasn’t failed us yet.
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Re: It's All NASA's Fault...

#17  Postby Mike_L » Jul 17, 2020 4:09 pm

I've fallen from Scorpio to Libra.
Gone is my vengeful streak, replaced by enlightened libra-lism.
I've switched from RT.com to CNN, and removed the pictures of Vladimir Putin from my bedroom ceiling.
A new road stretches before me.
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Re: It's All NASA's Fault...

#18  Postby Blackadder » Jul 17, 2020 5:45 pm

I’ve gone from bull to ram. I’ve been astrologically downsized. Fuck that. I shall probably buy some automatic weapons on the black market and shoot up a shopping mall. Or not.

It is the Sun after all. The “newspaper” for people who are intellectually outgunned by a bowl of salad. People who believe in astrology, for example.
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#19  Postby felltoearth » Jul 17, 2020 6:03 pm

Moved from Libra to Virgo.

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Re: It's All NASA's Fault...

#20  Postby laklak » Jul 18, 2020 4:03 am

This all part of the wrong branch of the Universe we took back awhiles.
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