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Obama did not travel to Mars when 19 years old...

#1  Postby Darkchilde » Sep 19, 2012 11:37 am

Where do these people find all that shit to believe in? Of course this comes from the Huffington post, and it is really hilarious:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/01/04/white-house-denies-president-obama-travelled-to-mars_n_1183069.html

White House denies President Obama travelled to Mars:

The White House has denied that President Barack Obama was teleported to Mars in the 1980s as a member of a secret CIA project hosted at a community college in California.

Two people have made the claim while asserting that they themselves were time-travelling government agents sent across the solar system to explore new worlds.

Andrew D. Basiago and William Stillings have argued that they served as "chrononauts" at the request of the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency.

The two men also insist that the Commander In Chief was part of the team and made two trips to the Red Planet via a "jump room".

Cont. : http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/01/04/white-house-denies-president-obama-travelled-to-mars_n_1183069.html
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Re: Obama did not travel to Mars when 19 years old...

#2  Postby Arcanyn » Sep 19, 2012 11:39 am

I'm surprised they're not saying he was born on Mars.
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#3  Postby Matt_B » Sep 19, 2012 11:45 am

Arcanyn wrote:I'm surprised they're not saying he was born on Mars.


Yeah. I'd like to see them come up with that birth certificate. :lol:
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Re: Obama did not travel to Mars when 19 years old...

#4  Postby biscuit » Sep 19, 2012 12:07 pm

a jump room :shock:
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Re: Obama did not travel to Mars when 19 years old...

#5  Postby Spearthrower » Sep 19, 2012 1:57 pm

Phew - glad that's resolved.
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#6  Postby HughMcB » Sep 19, 2012 3:32 pm

Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency

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Re: Obama did not travel to Mars when 19 years old...

#7  Postby CdesignProponentsist » Sep 19, 2012 3:43 pm

biscuit wrote:a jump room :shock:


You don't have jump rooms at your community colleges? My class is going to Mercury next week.
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Re: Obama did not travel to Mars when 19 years old...

#8  Postby biscuit » Sep 19, 2012 4:42 pm

CdesignProponentsist wrote:
biscuit wrote:a jump room :shock:


You don't have jump rooms at your community colleges? ...


They might have, only "jump" here is slang for having quickie sex :whistle:
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#9  Postby DavidMcC » Sep 19, 2012 5:10 pm

Spearthrower wrote:Phew - glad that's resolved.


Yeah, we were all worried about this.
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Re: Obama did not travel to Mars when 19 years old...

#10  Postby virphen » Sep 19, 2012 7:46 pm

I'm finding it very hard to believe the White House would even bother issuing a denial. Just an off-cuff remark?
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Re: Obama did not travel to Mars when 19 years old...

#11  Postby byofrcs » Sep 19, 2012 9:15 pm

Well if they issue denials for things that are obviously batshit crazy then you won't notice the denial they slip in for when they did do something but want to deny it.
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Re: Obama did not travel to Mars when 19 years old...

#12  Postby CdesignProponentsist » Sep 19, 2012 9:31 pm

biscuit wrote:
CdesignProponentsist wrote:
biscuit wrote:a jump room :shock:


You don't have jump rooms at your community colleges? ...


They might have, only "jump" here is slang for having quickie sex :whistle:


Ahh. Well we need one of those too then :naughty2:
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