http://www.tarvu.com
There are no formal joining requirements, other than that you recite the prayer:
Tarvu tarvooti,
Oboonoo cTooti,
Mimmin O'tibbi noonah,
Mdfitty fitty noonah,
Arvu immentiBavu,
Tarvu.
Tarvuism
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Tarvuism
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by twistor59 » Jul 02, 2017 8:16 am
I was wondering if anyone here was a Tarvuist. I find its teachings somewhat compelling and it has certainly shaken my faith in the materialist worldview:
http://www.tarvu.com
There are no formal joining requirements, other than that you recite the prayer:
http://www.tarvu.com
There are no formal joining requirements, other than that you recite the prayer:
A soul in tension that's learning to fly
Condition grounded but determined to try
Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies
Tongue-tied and twisted just an earthbound misfit, I
Condition grounded but determined to try
Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies
Tongue-tied and twisted just an earthbound misfit, I
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Re: Tarvuism
#2 by crank » Jul 02, 2017 9:36 am
It requires folks to 'be nice'. That's not going to work in the world of Trumpdumb.
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Re: Tarvuism
#3 by Pebble » Jul 02, 2017 12:44 pm
Think I've spotted a flaw with this particular set of beliefs:
"Tarvu - creator of Universe A and Universe B (we live in Universe B) - came to Earth over 3,000 years ago as a tiny baby boy. After landing in the oceans, and swimming with Oobu the holy octopus, Tarvu came ashore and lived amongst men and women so that he could teach them "to live". Soon his Word spread, and that Word became Tarvuism."
"Tarvu - creator of Universe A and Universe B (we live in Universe B) - came to Earth over 3,000 years ago as a tiny baby boy. After landing in the oceans, and swimming with Oobu the holy octopus, Tarvu came ashore and lived amongst men and women so that he could teach them "to live". Soon his Word spread, and that Word became Tarvuism."
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Re: Tarvuism
#4 by Keep It Real » Jul 02, 2017 3:07 pm
So he lived in the sea with octupusses for 9 years? I think not.
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Re: Tarvuism
#5 by Animavore » Jul 02, 2017 6:54 pm
I love they have a token dog on the site's banner.
I'm in.
I'm in.
A most evolved electron.
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Re: Tarvuism
#6 by MarkS » Jul 02, 2017 7:02 pm
Here he is as an octopus. I see one of his names is Mike Fantastic
http://www.tarvu.com/wiki/lib/exe/detail.php?id=tarvu&cache=cache&media=tarvuoctopus.jpg&DokuWiki=9bfa2dfc7e508d857585a6b6284fc6b2
http://www.tarvu.com/wiki/lib/exe/detail.php?id=tarvu&cache=cache&media=tarvuoctopus.jpg&DokuWiki=9bfa2dfc7e508d857585a6b6284fc6b2
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Re: Tarvuism
#7 by viocjit » Jul 03, 2017 2:59 pm
Tarvuism is only a parody of religion : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parody_religion#Parodies_of_particular_beliefs
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