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The good bits of Dudeism from an atheist perspective

#1  Postby laklak » Mar 05, 2018 2:45 pm

Like, all of it, Dude. But for those not into the whole brevity thing, here are a few highlights:

1) Gender neutrality. Everyone is a Dude. Even inanimate object can be Dudes. If my car doesn't start I'll say to it "Come on, Dude, don't be a Walter".

2) The sacred text is available on Netflix, Amazon, and DVD.

3) Great holidays. We're in the middle of Hangover now, for example.

4) Yeah, well, that's just, like your opinion, man.

5) Bowling is a sacrament.

6) White Russians are better then that shitty communion wine.

7) Aggression will not stand, man!

Abide, dudes!
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Re: The good bits of Dudesim from an atheist perspective

#2  Postby Keep It Real » Mar 05, 2018 2:46 pm

I'll miss you m8 :dunno:
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#3  Postby Blackadder » Mar 05, 2018 2:53 pm

8) Information, man. Like, new shit has come to light.
9) Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
10) Using the correct nomenclature when referring to persons of different ancestral origin.
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#4  Postby laklak » Mar 05, 2018 2:55 pm

11) Nihilism is discouraged.
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#5  Postby aban57 » Mar 05, 2018 3:09 pm

laklak wrote:Like, all of it, Dude. But for those not into the whole brevity thing, here are a few highlights:

1) Gender neutrality. Everyone is a Dude. Even inanimate object can be Dudes. If my car doesn't start I'll say to it "Come on, Dude, don't be a Walter".


You are a very lucky man, because although I know about an evidence that disproves that, I can't provide it.
But, if you were inclined to watch Life, especially season 2 (episode 6 or 7, can't remember), the stunning Sarah Sahi would definitely change your mind.
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#6  Postby BlackBart » Mar 05, 2018 3:41 pm

Yeah, well, y'know, that's like just your opinion man.
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#7  Postby felltoearth » Mar 06, 2018 2:54 am

The robes. Like, the ACTUAL robes.
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Re: The good bits of Dudeism from an atheist perspective

#8  Postby laklak » Mar 06, 2018 3:02 am

This one?

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#9  Postby felltoearth » Mar 06, 2018 4:39 am

Yep. And the rug.
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#10  Postby The_Piper » Mar 06, 2018 6:03 am

Dudes, I'm like, not feeling it. :hide:
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Re: The good bits of Dudeism from an atheist perspective

#11  Postby laklak » Mar 06, 2018 4:17 pm

Happy Day of the Dude, Dudes! May your day be filled with fat Js, beverages, bowling, Creedence, and abiding.

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#12  Postby Keep It Real » Mar 06, 2018 7:19 pm

I'm seriously tempted to get on the DL and watch it again right now....yup; doin' it.
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#13  Postby Keep It Real » Mar 06, 2018 7:48 pm

Oh my days I'm lol ing already watching the first scene!
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#14  Postby laklak » Mar 06, 2018 7:54 pm

It is a seriously good flick.
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#15  Postby Keep It Real » Mar 06, 2018 7:59 pm

"Did I urinate on your rug?" :rofl:
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Re: The good bits of Dudesim from an atheist perspective

#16  Postby aban57 » Mar 06, 2018 8:00 pm

aban57 wrote:
laklak wrote:Like, all of it, Dude. But for those not into the whole brevity thing, here are a few highlights:

1) Gender neutrality. Everyone is a Dude. Even inanimate object can be Dudes. If my car doesn't start I'll say to it "Come on, Dude, don't be a Walter".


You are a very lucky man, because although I know about an evidence that disproves that, I can't provide it.
But, if you were inclined to watch Life, especially season 2 (episode 6 or 7, can't remember), the stunning Sarah Sahi would definitely change your mind.

So for the record, it's episode 10, and it's not on YT because Sarah Sahi is naked. Now you have a reason to go check it out :)
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#17  Postby Rumraket » Mar 06, 2018 10:11 pm

laklak wrote:6) White Russians are better then that shitty communion wine.

I was skeptical until this. Sold!
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