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Woman Marries Dog In Traditional Ceremony In India

#1  Postby DoctorE » Sep 04, 2014 3:48 pm

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#2  Postby chairman bill » Sep 04, 2014 4:15 pm

Barking mad. I suppose the wedding night will consist of some heavy petting, then he'll give her a bone. Or something.
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#3  Postby Onyx8 » Sep 04, 2014 4:32 pm

It's a slippery slope, what's next?
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#4  Postby chairman bill » Sep 04, 2014 4:35 pm

Human-feline marriages in Catmandu?
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#5  Postby Arnold Layne » Sep 04, 2014 4:48 pm

God's not going to be happy! :nono:
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#6  Postby chairman bill » Sep 04, 2014 4:50 pm

Arnold Layne wrote:God's not going to be happy! :nono:

Just give him a currant bun & he'll be fine

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#7  Postby Fallible » Sep 04, 2014 4:58 pm

The dog doesn't look exactly thrilled with proceedings.
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#8  Postby chairman bill » Sep 04, 2014 5:00 pm

Well she's quite nice, and he was hoping for a real bitch
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#9  Postby Fallible » Sep 04, 2014 5:07 pm

BDUM-TSHH!!
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#10  Postby Thomas Eshuis » Sep 04, 2014 5:32 pm

See that happens when you don't allow gay marriage!! .... Oh, wait..... :confused:
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#11  Postby JackRussell » Sep 04, 2014 6:35 pm

Jack Russell's are opposed to hominid marriages. We are bigots. My Master told me so.
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#12  Postby Arcanyn » Sep 04, 2014 9:01 pm

This was always going to happen. Once you allow people to marry at all, it's only a matter of time before people start marrying animals and buildings and differential equations. How much more of this perversity must go on before people realise that the only we can preserve the sanctity of marriage is by banning it altogether?
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#13  Postby Emmeline » Sep 04, 2014 9:12 pm

So in India, she can marry a dog but not another woman. :lol:
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#14  Postby Varangian » Sep 05, 2014 7:26 am

I bet that after consummating the marriage, he just rolled over and played dead.
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#15  Postby Corneel » Sep 05, 2014 8:08 am

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#16  Postby Briton » Sep 05, 2014 8:14 am

She wants to marry a Prince next...that'll be a German Shepard then.
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#17  Postby Cthulhu's Trilby » Sep 05, 2014 9:37 am

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#18  Postby The_Piper » Sep 05, 2014 9:59 am

It sounds like, from watching the short video in the op at least, that the ceremony was all that was needed for the possession/curse to lifted, not the honeymoon. They're not actually married after all, apparently. :scratch:
It wasn't legally binding anyway. :lol:
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#19  Postby laklak » Sep 05, 2014 2:54 pm

She's a bit of all right, eh? Lucky dog.
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#20  Postby The_Piper » Sep 05, 2014 3:07 pm

:tehe:
And we know she won't have any problems in her marriage life because of this ceremony, so she's quite a catch

(the future human husband supposedly won't have any jealousy issues.)
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