The sexual theories of Freud - I believe, do you?

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Re: The sexual theories of Freud - I believe, do you?

#101  Postby Imagination Theory » Jan 04, 2014 2:38 am

Onyx8 wrote:Not so much out of fashion as superseded by scientists who are better than he was. Most of what he imagined was simply wrong.

Not that he didn't help the process along, just like the scientists who hypothesised phlogiston, they were wrong but their wrong helped move us all forward in our understanding once others figured out just how they were wrong.


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Re: The sexual theories of Freud - I believe, do you?

#102  Postby laklak » Jan 04, 2014 3:10 am

The thing about big vehicles must be true, Mrs. Lak has one of these and she doesn't even have a penis.

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#103  Postby McNulty » Jan 04, 2014 3:24 am

do you have a specific purpose for owning such a vehicle though?

or, more to the point, did you buy it for her/encourage her to get it?

because that would be 'penis extension by proxy'.
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#104  Postby laklak » Jan 04, 2014 3:30 am

Not when she bought it, she just wanted a big truck. It pulls the boat around now.
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#105  Postby Onyx8 » Jan 04, 2014 3:41 am

Didn't Freud have something about boats too?
The problem with fantasies is you can't really insist that everyone else believes in yours, the other problem with fantasies is that most believers of fantasies eventually get around to doing exactly that.
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#106  Postby laklak » Jan 04, 2014 3:46 am

Fuck, I've got TWO boats, I must be seriously deranged.

Seriously, anyone with two boats needs their head examined.
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#107  Postby Onyx8 » Jan 04, 2014 3:48 am

Yeah, 'cos there's nothing left of their wallet, in my experience.
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Re: The sexual theories of Freud - I believe, do you?

#108  Postby Goldenmane » Jan 04, 2014 5:12 am

laklak wrote:The thing about big vehicles must be true, Mrs. Lak has one of these and she doesn't even have a penis.

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Mrs Lak lacks penis?

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#109  Postby Rachel Bronwyn » Jan 04, 2014 9:34 am

Hah, I drive one of those. I've got all the penis I want, thanks.
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#110  Postby Regina » Jan 04, 2014 9:58 am

Goldenmane wrote:
laklak wrote:The thing about big vehicles must be true, Mrs. Lak has one of these and she doesn't even have a penis.

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Mrs Lak lacks penis?

:think:

At least we do have a clue now regarding laklak's user name. :think:
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#111  Postby McNulty » Jan 04, 2014 10:29 am

It could be conjectured, that Mr Lak has a very small penis, and the truck is a substitute. (this is meant in jest/theory)

btw: My ideas are Freudian/Pagan in nature, and not necessarily attributable to Freud himself.
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#112  Postby hackenslash » Jan 04, 2014 10:45 am

Ideas? Is that what they are?
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#113  Postby iamthereforeithink » Jan 04, 2014 11:18 am

There is a strong correlation between people who drive big cars and people who have a lot of kids i.e people with lots of kids tend to drive big cars. And we know from Freud that people who drive big cars have a small penis. Hence the inescapable inference is that people with a small penis have lots of kids. From this, we can deduce an inverse correlation between penis size and fertility. Freud should have been in genetics.
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#114  Postby Goldenmane » Jan 04, 2014 3:57 pm

hackenslash wrote:Ideas? Is that what they are?


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#115  Postby hackenslash » Jan 04, 2014 4:25 pm

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Re: The sexual theories of Freud - I believe, do you?

#116  Postby McNulty » Jan 05, 2014 3:08 am

iamthereforeithink wrote:There is a strong correlation between people who drive big cars and people who have a lot of kids i.e people with lots of kids tend to drive big cars. And we know from Freud that people who drive big cars have a small penis. Hence the inescapable inference is that people with a small penis have lots of kids. From this, we can deduce an inverse correlation between penis size and fertility. Freud should have been in genetics.


The penis extension usually relates to flashy cars, such as the Ferrari etc.. And these cars would most certainly not be suitable for families.

Hence, your analogy is wrong.
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#117  Postby Doubtdispelled » Jan 05, 2014 11:11 am

Hmmm.. I drive a car just like this

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What does this say about me, please?

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#119  Postby Weaver » Jan 10, 2014 3:59 am


Freud must have been wrong because a more modern set of pseudoscientific psychobabble says he was?
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#120  Postby Onyx8 » Jan 10, 2014 5:05 am

Weaver wrote:

Freud must have been wrong because a more modern set of pseudoscientific psychobabble says he was?



Well that and neuroscience w/o the babble. Either way he was wrong.
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