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Pornographic magazine for the blind launched

#1  Postby DoctorE » Apr 14, 2010 10:45 am

Hmm.. can one rub a picture whilst rubbing the tool... I gave it a ~try(Sortof :naughty2: ) and nearly punched my nose :O


The book, the brainchild of Lisa Murphy and called Tactile Minds, is designed to be 'enjoyed' by the blind and visually impaired - and is on sale for £150.

Among the 17 raised images include a naked woman in a 'disco pose', a woman with 'perfect breasts' and a 'male love robot'.


Continues: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... nched.html
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#2  Postby Mazille » Apr 14, 2010 10:47 am

More power to them, although 150 bucks is a load of cash for a few pictures.
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#3  Postby MoonLit » Apr 14, 2010 10:51 am

:lol: Cool.
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#4  Postby crank » Apr 14, 2010 11:04 am

£150???? The blind part is being robbed blind. It better come with sound effects and lube.
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#5  Postby Oeditor » Apr 14, 2010 12:39 pm

I'd have thought you could get a pretty good blow-up doll for that money :-)
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#6  Postby blackarmada » Apr 14, 2010 1:40 pm

Wait, how are the blind going to get stimulated if they never had an image of what a woman looks like?

Spending that money on blow up dolls or vagina in a can would probably be better money spent. Now, the male reproductive organ don't need any mental images to get stimulated...
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#7  Postby Ash » Apr 14, 2010 4:24 pm

Ha ha, marvellous! But £150 is a crazy price, I don't know how they're justifying that.
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#8  Postby Tyrannical » Apr 14, 2010 6:10 pm

What do they tell blind people will happen to them if they do it too much?
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#9  Postby devogue » Apr 14, 2010 6:11 pm

Tyrannical wrote:What do they tell blind people will happen to them if they do it too much?


:lol: :clap:
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#10  Postby j.mills » Apr 14, 2010 6:14 pm

Oh, it's far worse than mere blindness, dear member! See here (if you can still see).
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#11  Postby Dries van Tonder » Apr 14, 2010 6:17 pm

They're being robbed blind :blind:
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#12  Postby amyonyango » Apr 14, 2010 6:56 pm

My first thought was "is it a pop-up book?" But then I realised that would work better for a mag featuring men - not for men!
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#13  Postby Ash » Apr 14, 2010 7:00 pm

Maybe not - ladies have parts that stick out! We have nothing that pops up though, so it would certainly be a bit more realistic if it featured men. :lol:
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#14  Postby Varangian » Apr 14, 2010 8:30 pm

It has already been done...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN3spp04wYA[/youtube]
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#15  Postby 210karman » Apr 14, 2010 8:48 pm

I presume it will be mainly single blind people that use them. It would be a bastard if you forgot where you left it and the wife felt it accidentally when she was dusting.
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#16  Postby Varangian » Apr 14, 2010 8:50 pm

As an optometrist, I've fancied making an eye test chart in Braille...
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#17  Postby Mazille » Apr 14, 2010 8:57 pm

Varangian wrote:It has already been done...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN3spp04wYA[/youtube]

:rofl:

Varangian wrote:As an optometrist, I've fancied making an eye test chart in Braille...


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#18  Postby j.mills » Apr 14, 2010 10:14 pm

Friend of mine and his mate made a plan one night to help the blind enjoy songs in nightclubs: Braille lyrics scrolling around the wall. They got into the mechanics of this in some depth before realising that the blind could simply "hear" the lyrics... :roll:
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#19  Postby I'm With Stupid » Apr 14, 2010 10:27 pm

j.mills wrote:Friend of mine and his mate made a plan one night to help the blind enjoy songs in nightclubs: Braille lyrics scrolling around the wall. They got into the mechanics of this in some depth before realising that the blind could simply "hear" the lyrics... :roll:

:lol:

What always gets me is that they sometimes have those people signing for the deaf......on the music channels. :doh: Couldn't have deaf people missing out on all of that lyrical genius that is in the charts nowadays, eh? Although I do enjoy the way they force the signers to dance while they're doing it.
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#20  Postby PairOfFeet » Apr 14, 2010 10:44 pm

While we're talking about the blind...

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