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Skyrim Baaaad! Christianity Good!

#1  Postby Wuffy » Nov 25, 2011 10:36 am

http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-skyrim ... maneuvers/

*Clear throat*

Is Skyrim Teaching Your Children How to Perform “Rim Jobs” and Other Homo Erotic Sex Maneuvers?


If you are a responsible parent, then the world of MMORPG first person shooters should be something of a foreign language to you. In games like Skyrim, players are teleported to far away lands that are cream filled with demonic spell crafting, violent shirtless blood shed and exposed not only Satanic critters, but bombarded with gay under tones of fecal fornication.

In the land of Skyrim, the player starts off as a captured terrorist, who has been caught plotting to destroy the golden empire by using dragons. Before the player gets to take control of his avatar, they are asked to create a character, which is purely the liberal’s way of teaching out kids that modifying and gender changing one’s self is fun and normal. Once the player has decided if they want to be a female wood fairy or an black ogre from Stormwind, they get to take control of their hell spawned fictitious demon.


Also of note "Right off the bat, the gay supporting software company Blizzard, shows the player images of decapitations"

Nice, Blizzard / Bethesday, whats the difference?
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Re: Skyrim Baaaad! Christianity Good!

#2  Postby Wuffy » Nov 25, 2011 10:47 am

"Be sure to inspect all of their friend’s houses. Anyone of the evil axis of consoles; PlayStation 1,2 or 3, Gamecube or XBox 360 Live Kentic"


I need to cross post this in Humour! :smoke:

EDIT: Crap! Poe! Damn it, must read before redistributing.
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#3  Postby Animavore » Nov 25, 2011 10:51 am

Well Christine is a humorous, parody site.
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Re: Skyrim Baaaad! Christianity Good!

#4  Postby Wuffy » Nov 25, 2011 10:54 am

Too good to be true...
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Re: Skyrim Baaaad! Christianity Good!

#5  Postby JoeB » Nov 28, 2011 1:12 pm

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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#6  Postby HughMcB » Nov 28, 2011 2:39 pm

When a player casts a spell, you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy ass assassinations. This is subliminally teaching your children that they need to go in their rooms, demon whack their sin staff and produce sin milk into their hands and than fling it in the face of the first person they come in contact with after their taint tugging session.

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#7  Postby Ironclad » Nov 28, 2011 2:51 pm

"sin staff" :rofl:

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#8  Postby Varangian » Nov 28, 2011 5:18 pm

Not Skyrim, but I'm currently playing Dragon Age Origins, and two of the companions one can have in the party are bisexual. So anyone wanting their character hit on a same-sex party member can do so. I guess it is a sign of progress.
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Re: Skyrim Baaaad! Christianity Good!

#9  Postby JoeB » Nov 29, 2011 8:33 am

I used to find Skyrim gay as well, but then I took an arrow to the knee.


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