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Re: What's the last film you watched?

#921  Postby Aurlito » May 06, 2010 9:00 pm

Hamam Elnesa Tunisia

The Female Bathhouse Tunisia

Except the fact that the only complete sentence that I could understand was "I will kill you" at the closing lines, I totally enjoyed "looking" at this movie. the story is about a boy named "Noura" who runs errands for everyone in a dimwitted, backwards, African-Arabian town and he's about to discover the taste of women so he seeks boobies in the bathhouse that his mother takes him to and when he gets caught watching a girl rubbing herself with dirt about to expose herself, he's banished from the bathhouse. so he possesses to undress his family's slave while she's asleep, but he gets rejected. eventually he gets the consent and goes for it. his mother and sister catch him with the slave girl and they sell the her to the town's Mofti, but the night before, the the the girl gives complete fulfillment to Noura before she goes.
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Re: What's the last film you watched?

#923  Postby Blogopolis » May 06, 2010 10:19 pm

KICK ASS.
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Re: What's the last film you watched?

#924  Postby Mazille » May 06, 2010 10:23 pm

Blogopolis wrote:KICK ASS.

So, did it actually ki...
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Re: What's the last film you watched?

#925  Postby j.mills » May 06, 2010 11:53 pm

Sherlock Holmes And The Voice Of Terror. Basil Rathbone versus the Nazis. Unrelentingly dreadful. :nono:
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Re: What's the last film you watched?

#926  Postby Brian » May 07, 2010 12:07 am

FYI: No one should waste any money to see the new Nightmare on Elm Street. I'm still trying to figure out why I stayed for the entire movie :scratch:

Also, I'm really looking forward to the new Robin Hood.
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Re: What's the last film you watched?

#927  Postby Nautilidae » May 07, 2010 12:27 am

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Re: What's the last film you watched?

#928  Postby Mac_Guffin » May 07, 2010 12:31 am

Brian wrote:FYI: No one should waste any money to see the new Nightmare on Elm Street. I'm still trying to figure out why I stayed for the entire movie :scratch:

Also, I'm really looking forward to the new Robin Hood.


Oh come on, it's not that bad. (Though, I would recommend waiting to rent it... or going to see it if you can get cheap tickets.)
It's probably the best Platinum Dunes will ever do (Not that that's saying a whole lot.).
Just expect bad acting, some messy script-writing, and a bad effect or two, but Jackie's performance, the make-up, and the darker backstory was pretty good.
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Re: What's the last film you watched?

#929  Postby mmmcheezy » May 07, 2010 12:33 am

I have a confession to make:
I haven't seen any of the Matrix films.
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Re: What's the last film you watched?

#930  Postby Mac_Guffin » May 07, 2010 12:36 am

I've only sen the 1st. It was pretty good... but I hear the 3rd one either jumps the shark or has a Deus Ex Machina or something along those lines.
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Re: What's the last film you watched?

#931  Postby mmmcheezy » May 07, 2010 12:38 am

We own all three of them.
Someday when I'm really bored I'll probably get around to it.
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Re: What's the last film you watched?

#932  Postby Ash » May 07, 2010 12:41 am

The first was good, but I do not recommend the other two at all.
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Re: What's the last film you watched?

#933  Postby j.mills » May 07, 2010 12:49 am

mmmcheezy, I recommmend seeing none of the Mmmatrix filmmms. But that's just mmme. :smile:
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Re: What's the last film you watched?

#934  Postby mmmcheezy » May 07, 2010 12:51 am

j.mills wrote:mmmcheezy, I recommmend seeing none of the Mmmatrix filmmms. But that's just mmme. :smile:

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That's just...cheezy! :grin:
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Re: What's the last film you watched?

#935  Postby Nautilidae » May 07, 2010 12:57 am

Mac_Guffin wrote:I've only sen the 1st. It was pretty good... but I hear the 3rd one either jumps the shark or has a Deus Ex Machina or something along those lines.


Yes. It literally contains a Deus Ex Machina. A gargantuan machine called "Deus Ex Machina" negotiates with Neo near the end. The ending was extremely anticlimactic.
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Re: What's the last film you watched?

#936  Postby Mac_Guffin » May 07, 2010 12:58 am

mmmcheezy wrote:We own all three of them.
Someday when I'm really bored I'll probably get around to it.


That reminds me; For the longest time, we had "Turner & Hooch" still in its wrapper. It wasn't until 4 years later that I had actually watched it. It was decent. :dunno:

I also seem to have bad luck with the movie "Baseketball". One of my sisters bought me the movie in 1999. I lent it to a friend, we started hating each other, I went to go pick the video up from him, and he gave me the case with a different movie - One of his recordings of a WWF match. :nono: Fucking asshole.
I never got the movie back.

Then, in the middle of this decade, I saw the DVD in the cheap bin at Wal-Mart. I bought it, and somehow it went missing. I think my oldest brother stole it. :nono: Fucking asshole.
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Re: What's the last film you watched?

#937  Postby mmmcheezy » May 07, 2010 12:59 am

This movie?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BASEketball
That looks pretty shitty. :lol:
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Re: What's the last film you watched?

#938  Postby Mac_Guffin » May 07, 2010 1:00 am

Nautilidae wrote:
Mac_Guffin wrote:I've only sen the 1st. It was pretty good... but I hear the 3rd one either jumps the shark or has a Deus Ex Machina or something along those lines.


Yes. It literally contains a Deus Ex Machina. A gargantuan machine called "Deus Ex Machina" negotiates with Neo near the end. The ending was extremely anticlimactic.


So, they think that since they hung a lampshade on it, it'd make it less sucky?




How obvious is it that I've been frequenting TVTropes.org lately? :lol:
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Re: What's the last film you watched?

#939  Postby Mac_Guffin » May 07, 2010 1:03 am

mmmcheezy wrote:This movie?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BASEketball
That looks pretty shitty. :lol:


I liked it. :dunno:
Keep in mind, I was only 11 when I 1st watched it.

I loved the slapstick and the South Park-like dialogue.
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Re: What's the last film you watched?

#940  Postby Macdoc » May 07, 2010 1:34 am

The Searchers - John Wayne utter piece of crap..avoid at all costs unless you want laughs at the stupidity. Natalie Wood is cute tho. :coffee:
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