That's very clever, a good parody of all the "improvements" the genre has undergone. The incredibly over the top blood splatter and regenerating health being a particularly nice touch, although the product placement ads, slow paced patronising explanation of every trivial objective (don't walk in the acid!) and ridiculous penalty warning for exploration also amused me a lot.
It's funny you'd post this. Just yesterday I watched a (cut) play-through of BF3 and although I will always adore the series for the incredible multiplayer, I have never seen an singleplayer campaign this bad. It was atrocious.