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Re: Why are Americans so angry?

Posted: Feb 05, 2016 10:34 pm
by BWE
laklak";p="2370694 wrote:I don't have long toes. That's a good thing, otherwise I'd constantly be stepping on my enormous American dick. They don't call me "Tripod" for nothing, you know.

This is a good point. American men have enormous penises. American women are all fabulous lovers too.

Maybe the effect of that looks like anger to the rest of the world.

Re: Why are Americans so angry?

Posted: Feb 05, 2016 10:35 pm
by Onyx8
I'm so lazy I can't finish anyth

Re: Why are Americans so angry?

Posted: Feb 05, 2016 10:51 pm
by BWE
Ikr?

Re: Why are Americans so angry?

Posted: Feb 05, 2016 10:55 pm
by The_Piper
BWE";p="2370740 wrote:
ScholasticSpastic";p="2370560 wrote:Bashing France is almost as fun as bashing bishops.

Flogging dolphins runs a close second
Is that like waxing a dolphin?

Re: Why are Americans so angry?

Posted: Feb 05, 2016 11:05 pm
by BWE
Slightly more vigorous.

Re: Why are Americans so angry?

Posted: Feb 05, 2016 11:23 pm
by Willie71
BWE";p="2370753 wrote:Ikr?



What the fuck do Sri Lankan Rupees have to do with anything. This is pissing this Canadian off. The only thing that pisses me off is running out of beer usually.

Re: Why are Americans so angry?

Posted: Feb 05, 2016 11:25 pm
by ScholasticSpastic
Willie71";p="2370766 wrote:
BWE";p="2370753 wrote:Ikr?



What the fuck do Sri Lankan Rupees have to do with anything. This is pissing this Canadian off. The only thing that pisses me off is running out of beer usually.

I'm sorry you feel that way aboot it.

Re: Why are Americans so angry?

Posted: Feb 05, 2016 11:31 pm
by BWE
I love the Canadians. They are the little sister that is almost always nice to their better sibling to the south.

Re: Why are Americans so angry?

Posted: Feb 05, 2016 11:40 pm
by The_Metatron
BWE";p="2370772 wrote:I love the Canadians. They are the little sister that is almost always nice to their better sibling to the south.

Don't believe it:


Re: Why are Americans so angry?

Posted: Feb 05, 2016 11:49 pm
by CdesignProponentsist
Not nice Metatron. Say you're Sorey.

Re: Why are Americans so angry?

Posted: Feb 05, 2016 11:54 pm
by ScholasticSpastic
CdesignProponentsist";p="2370779 wrote:Not nice Metatron. Say you're Sorey.

You know Youtube videos Trump any other sort of evidence. It is clear to me now that Canadians are among the greatest threats to American sovereignty since before America was sovereign. I only hope that I am not too old to take part when the inevitable war comes. I should have seen it sooner. The way the tops of their heads flap around when they talk is a sure sign of their inherent deviancy and Communist leanings.

America.

Re: Why are Americans so angry?

Posted: Feb 06, 2016 12:23 am
by CdesignProponentsist

Re: Why are Americans so angry?

Posted: Feb 06, 2016 12:50 am
by Willie71
:dance: Just wait until you see Canadian Porn. :dance:

Re: Why are Americans so angry?

Posted: Feb 06, 2016 1:06 am
by Mazille
So, did you Americans come up with an answer, or are you stupid as well as fat and lazy?


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Re: Why are Americans so angry?

Posted: Feb 06, 2016 1:33 am
by ScholasticSpastic
Mazille";p="2370798 wrote:So, did you Americans come up with an answer, or are you stupid as well as fat and lazy?


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What was the question again? I'm a fat, lazy American with ADHD and no short-term memory.

Re: Why are Americans so angry?

Posted: Feb 06, 2016 3:20 am
by Rachel Bronwyn
And that awful accent.

Re: Why are Americans so angry?

Posted: Feb 06, 2016 3:27 am
by proudfootz
Americans are angry because they realize - if only dimly - that they are falling behind.

Re: Why are Americans so angry?

Posted: Feb 06, 2016 4:04 am
by Rachel Bronwyn
Due to how fat and lazy they are.

Re: Why are Americans so angry?

Posted: Feb 06, 2016 4:19 am
by SafeAsMilk
And riddled with ADHD. Cuz American exceptionalism.

Re: Why are Americans so angry?

Posted: Feb 06, 2016 4:28 am
by BWE
None of this matters because america is the greatest country on earth. America, fuck yeah.