Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life,

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Hasn't this individual something better to do, than to spam our board with mindless shit?
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I love the way he puts his insults in parentheses. I imagine his neck snapping to an unnatural angle as he says them, then snapping back to continue with the rest.
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I imagine it's not a person at all, seems more like someone testing how long a computer based troll response generator can keep people engaged.
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You had me at (neck snapping). :)
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I don't want to know about any explanation about the next life. I want an explanation for this one, in particular, an explanation for the tedium of waiting on explanations for the next life that manifestly don't explain anything. What is the fucking excuse for explaining nothing?

I don't want to be mean, or anything, but nothing is precisely what the next life entails, unless someone can come up with something that is both obviously different and not extracted from the contents of someone's rectum.
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Fallible";p="2662417 wrote:I love the way he puts his insults in parentheses. I imagine his neck snapping to an unnatural angle as he says them, then snapping back to continue with the rest.

Maybe he has a speech pattern similar to our minister of foreign affairs:
"Respect for personal beliefs = "I am going to tell you all what I think of YOU, but don't dare retort and tell what you think of ME because...it's my personal belief". Hmm. A bully's charter and no mistake."
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Cito di Pense";p="2662440 wrote:I don't want to be mean, or anything, but nothing is precisely what the next life entails, unless someone can come up with something that is both obviously different and not extracted from the contents of someone's rectum.


If you're extracting nothing from your rectal cavity you need more fibre.
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laklak";p="2662497 wrote:
Cito di Pense";p="2662440 wrote:I don't want to be mean, or anything, but nothing is precisely what the next life entails, unless someone can come up with something that is both obviously different and not extracted from the contents of someone's rectum.


If you're extracting nothing from your rectal cavity you need more fibre.


They're suppositions, not suppositories.
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"No one -- however smart, however well-educated, however experienced -- is the suppository of all wisdom," - Tony "the Mad Monk" Abbott, ex Australian PM and all-round embarrassment.
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Our erstwhile Prime Minister (yes we fucking voted him into orifice) on suppositories.
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... not me ...
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Hamster";p="2666271 wrote:... not me ...

You're special. 53.49% of Australian voters not so much.
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I don’t think he was suppository to say that.
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Wtf is this?
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Rachel Bronwyn";p="2666298 wrote:Wtf is this?

The suppository of wisdom? It's wisdom one can stick up one's arse. When called upon, one can make ex recto statements that are actually wise.

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What happens if you fart?
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The answer is blowing in the wind.
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Rachel Bronwyn";p="2666307 wrote:What happens if you fart?


Leadership spill*.



*Oz joke, just like Tones.
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Fenrir";p="2666327 wrote:
Rachel Bronwyn";p="2666307 wrote:What happens if you fart?


Leadership spill*.



*Oz joke, just like Tones.

:lol:

Yup. We've gone through seven Prime Ministers in ten years. Four of them, Tony Abbott, Julia Gillard, Kevin Rudd and Malcolm Turnbull, were guillotined by the parliamentary members of their own party. Three of the sackings were mostly down to intra-party factional fighting, but Tony Abbott's sacking was primarily due to his farts making his continued presence a dead cert for electoral suicide.
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Seven Prime Ministers in ten years? Will everyone in Oz get to have a go at some point? How does it work? Is there a random draft for the job? Sounds like a bonzer idea.
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