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They speak pretty much like this where I have my house in Denmark.





Nogle gange kan jeg ikke forstå hvad de siger. :rofl:
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Om Gud og kirken..... :mrgreen:
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I think I would try to look also, it's a rare chance after all.
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LOL :this: :mrgreen:

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I once applied for a job as a mustard cutter.

But unfortunately I wasn’t quite good enough.
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When my wife first came to Norway she booked a hair appointment at the "Bright Tones" hair salon. I didn't know where it was but she said it was close to the minibank we normally used. Anyway, I drove her there on the Saturday morning - to Brit Tone's frisørsalong that is. :lol:
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The mayor of the capitol plays Jesus :)
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[quote="210karman";p="1191353"]When my wife first came to Norway she booked a hair appointment at the "Bright Tones" hair salon. I didn't know where it was but she said it was close to the minibank we normally used. Anyway, I drove her there on the Saturday morning - to Brit Tone's frisørsalong that is. :lol:[/quote]
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This won commercial of the year award here in Norway, the lucky bride is played by a danish actress.
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€ Weaver... :rofl:
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He has a few cooking videos - I think I'd love meeting that guy, he seems just the right sort of crazy.
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A Norwegian farmer told me found a dead Swedish wolf caught by the leg in one of his traps. I asked him how he knew it was a Swedish wolf. "It had chewed it's other three legs off".
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OK, I'm stealing that and sending it to all my Norwegian friends from Afghanistan.

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Do you know how they play Hide and Seek in Sweden??

They don't. Who the hell wants to find a Swede???


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Did we scare off the Swedes? :shifty:

Why are Norwegian buses so wide???
Because they all want to sit next to the driver....
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Oh, can't be scaring the Swedes off - time for more Norwegian jokes.

Why are most Norwegian jokes one-liners?
So the Swedes will understand them.




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Do you know why dance floors in Finland always are slanted?
So the blood will run off by itself.

[strictly not scandinavian, but close enough. Also, afaict, a Swedish joke.]
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When I was a teenager I found this to be hilarious.
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I grew up with this on TV. :mrgreen:

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