Help Required!

[Thommo]

Took a dive and now the new consoles aren't new anymore (and have come down a bit in price and acquired a library) ordered myself a PS4.

Going to need a username to plug into it and I'm having complete mental block this evening. So if anyone has any help/thoughts/suggestions/ideas I'd be most appreciative.

What I'd like is a non-painful pun based on my name (Paul) or something similar.

Anyone?

[laklak]

Big Dick McGee.

[Animavore]

[quote="laklak";p="2358577"]Big Dick McGee.[/quote]
Can't use spaces.

[UncertainSloth]

paultheotherone

I'm cheesydinosaur, btw, if you need chums....

[Animavore]

I'm Jynxten.

[ScholasticSpastic]

BiggusDickus

[ScholasticSpastic]

IntercontinentiaButtocks

[Thommo]

Cheers guys, keep em coming. I like ScholasticSpastic's "biggus dickus" best so far, but bet it's taken!

I'll add you guys when I'm up and running!

[ScholasticSpastic]

Outclass 'em: BiggestDickus. Then hope you meet them. Then rub it in their face.

[Thommo]

[Animavore]

No Biggusdickus found. Which suggests it's disallowed. There's no way no computer need hasn't picked it.

[ScholasticSpastic]

WeleaseBwian

[ScholasticSpastic]

KnightOfNi

[Animavore]

Interesting. No WeleaseBwian.

[ScholasticSpastic]

[quote="Animavore";p="2358603"]Interesting. No WeleaseBwian.[/quote]
It is neither scatological nor anatomical, so there's no way it would be disallowed.

[Animavore]

Knightofni is gone.

[ScholasticSpastic]

NaughtiusMaximus

SilliusSoddus

[Thommo]

I remember some girls at school used to call me Paul chop. Which I never really got. I can't think of any really good paul puns at the moment. There must be a book title or something. Hmmm.

[Animavore]

NaughtiusMaximus

SilliusSoddus

Both gone.

[Thommo]

I quite like "SpinyNorman" going with the Monty Python references. Or "DinsdalePiranha".