Dracula
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Dracula
Hyperbole springs to mind. Absurdity and infantile horror tropes of the stereotypical sort for Dracula. It's the potential to become a underground classic. On account of the one liners rather than the over-arching storyline. Why the boxes and not coffins? Seems the desire to be different extended that far and no further.
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Re: Dracula
Does the green bisector bifurcate the angry colour?
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Re: Dracula
What would happen to Dracula if he drank the blood of someone with ebola? 
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Re: Dracula
I bet he'd hurl.
Is this some new Dracula flick I am unaware of, or just standard Crumple?
Is this some new Dracula flick I am unaware of, or just standard Crumple?
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Re: Dracula
It's a real Dracula remake, although only just about real. They really tried to make it scary, and funny, at the same time. But it would have been so much more if they'd stuck to one or the other rather than trying to nail the contradiction.
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Re: Dracula
[quote="laklak";p="2725691"]I bet he'd hurl.
Is this some new Dracula flick I am unaware of, or just standard Crumple?[/quote]
A miniseries on the BBC. Probably on BBC America soon.
Is this some new Dracula flick I am unaware of, or just standard Crumple?[/quote]
A miniseries on the BBC. Probably on BBC America soon.
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Re: Dracula
[quote="aufbahrung";p="2725705"]It's a real Dracula remake, although only just about real. [/quote]
Dracula is a fictional character
HTHs
HTHs
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[quote="BlackBart";p="2725750"][quote="laklak";p="2725691"]I bet he'd hurl.
Is this some new Dracula flick I am unaware of, or just standard Crumple?[/quote]
A miniseries on the BBC. Probably on BBC America soon.[/quote]
Based on the first episode, I can highly recommend it.
Think of a rebooted, harder edged Hammer style. I'm looking forward to episode 2 tonight.

Is this some new Dracula flick I am unaware of, or just standard Crumple?[/quote]
A miniseries on the BBC. Probably on BBC America soon.[/quote]
Based on the first episode, I can highly recommend it.
Think of a rebooted, harder edged Hammer style. I'm looking forward to episode 2 tonight.
Scarlett and Ironclad wrote:Campermon,...a middle aged, middle class, Guardian reading, dad of four, knackered hippy, woolly jumper wearing wino and science teacher.
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Re: Dracula
That’s a good description. I was quite apprehensive based on the trailer, and yeah, it strays from the book, but I found it quite atmospheric. Also the humour isn’t a Mrs Brown’s Boys sort of thing, it’s subtler and ominous.
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Re: Dracula
[quote="campermon";p="2725796"][quote="aufbahrung";p="2725705"]It's a real Dracula remake, although only just about real. [/quote]
Dracula is a fictional character
HTHs
[/quote]
Or is he??
HTHs
Or is he??
She battled through in every kind of tribulation,
She revelled in adventure and imagination.
She never listened to no hater, liar,
Breaking boundaries and chasing fire.
Oh, my my! Oh my, she flies!
She revelled in adventure and imagination.
She never listened to no hater, liar,
Breaking boundaries and chasing fire.
Oh, my my! Oh my, she flies!
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Re: Dracula
[quote="Fallible";p="2725803"][quote="campermon";p="2725796"][quote="aufbahrung";p="2725705"]It's a real Dracula remake, although only just about real. [/quote]
Dracula is a fictional character
HTHs
[/quote]
Or is he??[/quote]

Wot, aufbahrung is a real person?

HTHs
Or is he??[/quote]
Wot, aufbahrung is a real person?
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Oh! Sorry, my mistake.
She battled through in every kind of tribulation,
She revelled in adventure and imagination.
She never listened to no hater, liar,
Breaking boundaries and chasing fire.
Oh, my my! Oh my, she flies!
She revelled in adventure and imagination.
She never listened to no hater, liar,
Breaking boundaries and chasing fire.
Oh, my my! Oh my, she flies!
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Scarlett and Ironclad wrote:Campermon,...a middle aged, middle class, Guardian reading, dad of four, knackered hippy, woolly jumper wearing wino and science teacher.
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Re: Dracula
Sister Agatha/Dolly Wells putting in an early bid for 2020 person of the year.
Will she get to travel to Whitby somehow for the later episodes?
Will she get to travel to Whitby somehow for the later episodes?
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Re: Dracula
Agatha 'Im your worst nightmare. A educated woman in a crucifix.'
Needed a moment to check with the urban dictionary and see what they did there. Steak on his face.
Needed a moment to check with the urban dictionary and see what they did there. Steak on his face.
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Re: Dracula
[quote="campermon";p="2725797"][quote="BlackBart";p="2725750"][quote="laklak";p="2725691"]I bet he'd hurl.
Is this some new Dracula flick I am unaware of, or just standard Crumple?[/quote]
A miniseries on the BBC. Probably on BBC America soon.[/quote]
Based on the first episode, I can highly recommend it.
Think of a rebooted, harder edged Hammer style. I'm looking forward to episode 2 tonight.
[/quote]

Is this some new Dracula flick I am unaware of, or just standard Crumple?[/quote]
A miniseries on the BBC. Probably on BBC America soon.[/quote]
Based on the first episode, I can highly recommend it.
Think of a rebooted, harder edged Hammer style. I'm looking forward to episode 2 tonight.

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Scarlett and Ironclad wrote:Campermon,...a middle aged, middle class, Guardian reading, dad of four, knackered hippy, woolly jumper wearing wino and science teacher.
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Re: Dracula
The Beeb made another version in 1977...
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[quote="aufbahrung";p="2725820"]Agatha 'Im your worst nightmare. A educated woman in a crucifix.'
Needed a moment to check with the urban dictionary and see what they did there. Steak on his face.[/quote]
Did no one ever teach you when to use “an”?
Needed a moment to check with the urban dictionary and see what they did there. Steak on his face.[/quote]
Did no one ever teach you when to use “an”?
She battled through in every kind of tribulation,
She revelled in adventure and imagination.
She never listened to no hater, liar,
Breaking boundaries and chasing fire.
Oh, my my! Oh my, she flies!
She revelled in adventure and imagination.
She never listened to no hater, liar,
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Re: Dracula
It was also "with a crucifix." 
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