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Jacobs: Those With Native American/Indigenous Heritage

#1  Postby DoctorE » Jun 04, 2013 9:38 pm

Cindy Jacobs says that those with Native American or indigenous heritage must renounce and repent for their ancestor’s worship of pagan spirits.
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#2  Postby Richiyaado » Jun 04, 2013 10:05 pm

Could be our first female President.
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#3  Postby Imagination Theory » Jun 04, 2013 11:12 pm

What the fucking fucky fuck.
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За одиночество вдвоем,
И за тебя я пью, -
За ложь меня предавших губ,
За мертвый холод глаз,
За то, что мир жесток и груб,
За то, что Бог не спас.


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#4  Postby Onyx8 » Jun 05, 2013 1:51 am

She needs to repent for that necklace, let alone her fuckwit opinions and cheesy pretend smile.
The problem with fantasies is you can't really insist that everyone else believes in yours, the other problem with fantasies is that most believers of fantasies eventually get around to doing exactly that.
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#5  Postby trubble76 » Jun 05, 2013 8:19 am

Is she for real? She can't be for real. Surely she can't be that dumb and yet still know how to film and upload video to the web.
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#6  Postby chairman bill » Jun 05, 2013 8:23 am

Imagination Theory wrote:What the fucking fucky fuck.


I think that should be '... fucking fuckity fuck fuck.'
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#7  Postby BlackBart » Jun 05, 2013 8:26 am

Wow. That's a category five 'stupid' manifestation.
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#8  Postby BlackBart » Jun 05, 2013 8:33 am

chairman bill wrote:
Imagination Theory wrote:What the fucking fucky fuck.


I think that should be '... fucking fuckity fuck fuck.'


The word 'fuck' had not been yet been uttered or printed enough to express the WTF required for that display of dumb.
In fact if you converted all the matter in the known universe into ink and used it to write 'fuck' in letters small enough to fit 'War and Peace' on a grain of rice, I still don't think it'd be sufficient.
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#9  Postby Jumbo » Jun 05, 2013 8:49 am

Since the f word is being sprinkled liberally:
What do you have to do to repent the sin of being a complete and utter fuckwit?
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#10  Postby chairman bill » Jun 05, 2013 8:55 am

Given that her pre-christian ancestors worshipped other gods, maybe indulged in a little human sacrifice, certainly engaged in sexual activity outside of the confines of Christian marriage, does she need to do some repenting etc, or is the godly statute of llimitations (sins of the fathers, seventh generation etc) run out in her case?
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#11  Postby Blackadder » Jun 05, 2013 9:03 am

When she accepts responsibility, renounces and repents for the Inquisition, the Crusades, witch hunts, persecution of the Hugenots, the thousands of heretics burned alive in Europe, slavery, the destruction of the Native American way of life, the Holocaust and the systematic covering-up of widespread child rape, all of which were conducted by Christian believers, then she might have gone some way to having an equality of shame in the idiotic game that she is playing.
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#12  Postby Jumbo » Jun 05, 2013 9:10 am

Yeah but she doesn't have the leviathan spirit operating in her area. Its been dealt with as a territorial spirit.

Doesn't that sound pretty much like the kind of donkey balls a scientologist would spout?
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#13  Postby Doubtdispelled » Jun 05, 2013 9:43 am

Jumbo wrote:
Doesn't that sound pretty much like the kind of donkey balls a scientologist would spout?

Not to worry, Jumbo, she and hubby have their own little money-spinning operation going on.

http://www.generals.org/

http://mikeandcindyjacobs.com/home/

Even other evangelicals know she's a scam artist...

JESUS CULTURE’S SPIRITUAL MOTHER CINDY JACOBS ADMITS SHE’S A FALSE PROPHET

aaannndddd....

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#14  Postby Jumbo » Jun 05, 2013 10:03 am

I think my debit card is quite safe!

Mike Jacobs speaks on the spiritual dynamics of business. I assume thats how to use the spirit to redirect the dollar towards him. The 2nd link for example links to him contrasting the biblical worldview with the secular humanist one and talks of the pitfalls of the latter. Well it would if it didn't actually link to the store to buy the cd of a talk on the subject for $5.95. If there are such pitfalls then its funny the wanring costs nearly $6 to hear. I think its a fair pitfall if a given worldview has the aim of lightening your pocket.
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#15  Postby Alan B » Jun 06, 2013 5:07 pm

Onyx8 wrote:She needs to repent for that necklace, let alone her fuckwit opinions and cheesy pretend smile.

That necklace is OK. It is made-up of crystals that have been sprinkled with Holy Water ( :pray: ) to enhance their life-force properties, don'cha know.

And they are placed quite strategically to dispel evil thoughts... :naughty2:
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#16  Postby Richiyaado » Jun 06, 2013 6:35 pm

I thought the whole point of the Protestant Reformation was to do away with mediating priests, and the money they rake in for the service. Something's not Kosher.
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#17  Postby laklak » Jun 06, 2013 7:07 pm

My ancestors were Celts and Norse, but I'm not worried. That pussy girly-man Jesus wouldn't last 10 seconds against Freya, let alone Odin or Thor.
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#18  Postby Blackadder » Jun 06, 2013 7:39 pm

laklak wrote:My ancestors were Celts and Norse, but I'm not worried. That pussy girly-man Jesus wouldn't last 10 seconds against Freya, let alone Odin or Thor.


Whoa there Viking Boy. Thor had a big hammer. Jesus could turn water into wine. I know which I would invite to a party.
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#19  Postby Imagination Theory » Jun 06, 2013 10:16 pm

BlackBart wrote:
chairman bill wrote:
Imagination Theory wrote:What the fucking fucky fuck.


I think that should be '... fucking fuckity fuck fuck.'


The word 'fuck' had not been yet been uttered or printed enough to express the WTF required for that display of dumb.
In fact if you converted all the matter in the known universe into ink and used it to write 'fuck' in letters small enough to fit 'War and Peace' on a grain of rice, I still don't think it'd be sufficient.


:lol: :clap:

I like how she picks on the brown people.
Я пью за разоренный дом,
За злую жизнь мою,
За одиночество вдвоем,
И за тебя я пью, -
За ложь меня предавших губ,
За мертвый холод глаз,
За то, что мир жесток и груб,
За то, что Бог не спас.


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#20  Postby NineBerry » Jun 06, 2013 11:12 pm

So what about blood transfusions from people who have animists in their blood line?
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