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My Big Virginity Mistake

#1  Postby the_5th_ape » May 30, 2013 6:50 pm

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#2  Postby Animavore » May 30, 2013 7:02 pm

That's what we've been trying to tell them.
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#3  Postby NamelessFaceless » May 30, 2013 7:13 pm

That poor girl. Most people go to Panama City Beach just to have drunken pre-marital sex.
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#4  Postby willhud9 » Jun 03, 2013 4:40 pm

NamelessFaceless wrote:That poor girl. Most people go to Panama City Beach just to have drunken pre-marital sex.


I'd imagine those college students who make all those oaths and vows, at that strict overbearing school down there in Pensacola are part of that group? :ask:
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#5  Postby Bribase » Jun 03, 2013 5:21 pm

I hereby declare that in this modern age, virginity is to be described as the first time another person makes you orgasm. No more of this medievalist wank about unsullied maidenheads and preservation of sexual resources.

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#6  Postby willhud9 » Jun 03, 2013 5:23 pm

Bribase wrote:I hereby declare that in this modern age, virginity is to be described as the first time another person makes you orgasm. No more of this medievalist wank about unsullied maidenheads and preservation of sexual resources.

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#7  Postby Bribase » Jun 03, 2013 5:31 pm

willhud9 wrote:
Bribase wrote:I hereby declare that in this modern age, virginity is to be described as the first time another person makes you orgasm. No more of this medievalist wank about unsullied maidenheads and preservation of sexual resources.

Discuss.


Sucks for the poor wanker, who hugged his grandmother and jizzed his pants. :?


Kind of sucks more for the women who have been married to their husbands for decades but are still to consider themselves virgins under my definition.
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#8  Postby Scot Dutchy » Jun 03, 2013 5:55 pm

Bribase wrote:
willhud9 wrote:
Bribase wrote:I hereby declare that in this modern age, virginity is to be described as the first time another person makes you orgasm. No more of this medievalist wank about unsullied maidenheads and preservation of sexual resources.

Discuss.


Sucks for the poor wanker, who hugged his grandmother and jizzed his pants. :?


Kind of sucks more for the women who have been married to their husbands for decades but are still to consider themselves virgins under my definition.


Plenty of them.
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#9  Postby NamelessFaceless » Jun 04, 2013 3:56 pm

willhud9 wrote:
NamelessFaceless wrote:That poor girl. Most people go to Panama City Beach just to have drunken pre-marital sex.


I'd imagine those college students who make all those oaths and vows, at that strict overbearing school down there in Pensacola are part of that group? :ask:


Possibly, but I think there's a large Southern Baptist Youth Camp around there. I never had to go but some of my friends did. Pensacola Christian College has their own vows and such.
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#10  Postby Scot Dutchy » Jun 04, 2013 4:15 pm

NamelessFaceless wrote:
willhud9 wrote:
NamelessFaceless wrote:That poor girl. Most people go to Panama City Beach just to have drunken pre-marital sex.


I'd imagine those college students who make all those oaths and vows, at that strict overbearing school down there in Pensacola are part of that group? :ask:


Possibly, but I think there's a large Southern Baptist Youth Camp around there. I never had to go but some of my friends did. Pensacola Christian College has their own vows and such.


What is the teen pregnancy rate in that bit of the world?
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#11  Postby chairman bill » Jun 04, 2013 4:21 pm

willhud9 wrote:
Bribase wrote:I hereby declare that in this modern age, virginity is to be described as the first time another person makes you orgasm. No more of this medievalist wank about unsullied maidenheads and preservation of sexual resources.

Discuss.


Sucks for the poor wanker, who hugged his grandmother and jizzed his pants. :?


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#12  Postby willhud9 » Jun 04, 2013 8:27 pm

chairman bill wrote:
willhud9 wrote:
Bribase wrote:I hereby declare that in this modern age, virginity is to be described as the first time another person makes you orgasm. No more of this medievalist wank about unsullied maidenheads and preservation of sexual resources.

Discuss.


Sucks for the poor wanker, who hugged his grandmother and jizzed his pants. :?


Is there something you want to tell us?


Not me, but my cousin :lol:
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#13  Postby NamelessFaceless » Jun 04, 2013 9:45 pm

Scot Dutchy wrote:
NamelessFaceless wrote:
willhud9 wrote:
NamelessFaceless wrote:That poor girl. Most people go to Panama City Beach just to have drunken pre-marital sex.


I'd imagine those college students who make all those oaths and vows, at that strict overbearing school down there in Pensacola are part of that group? :ask:


Possibly, but I think there's a large Southern Baptist Youth Camp around there. I never had to go but some of my friends did. Pensacola Christian College has their own vows and such.


What is the teen pregnancy rate in that bit of the world?


I didn't know so I googled it and found this map.

That camp is in Bay County, which had a 9.5% teen birth rate in 2011. If you start from the top left, Bay County is the fifth one over along the Gulf Coast. However, that camp gets kids from all over the South, so you really can't go just by what's in that County. Looks like the County with the highest rate (18%) was in Franklin County, which is two more counties over. My County (Santa Rosa) was 6.9%.
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#14  Postby Richiyaado » Jun 04, 2013 9:56 pm

Scot Dutchy wrote:What is the teen pregnancy rate in that bit of the world?


Altogether, teen pregnancy rates have declined in the U.S., but are higher in states with abstinence-only education policies. I don't believe success of abstinence-only education is measured against whether the teen pregnancy rate has declined, though. In Texas for example, success is simply 'measured' by the number of teens who have completed the class.
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#15  Postby Scot Dutchy » Jun 05, 2013 10:26 am

Thanks for the info folks. :thumbup:

I found this on Wiki.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prevalence_of_teenage_pregnancy

The Netherlands has a low rate of births and abortions among teenagers (5 births per 1,000 women aged 15–19 in 2002[5]). Compared to countries with higher teenage birth rates, the Dutch have a higher average age at first intercourse and increased levels of contraceptive use (including the "double Dutch" method of using both a hormonal contraception method and a condom).


Quite a difference between America and mainland Europe (Britain once again aping America).

The Netherlands had a rate of 5.1 per 1000 between 2005/2010. America had 41.2 per 1000.

The ages are between 15 and 19.

Education seems to be the difference.
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#16  Postby Thomas Eshuis » Jun 05, 2013 10:53 am

Got to love this bit:
One by one we each placed a ring on our fourth finger and made vows to an apparently bi-curious Jesus who took teenage husbands and wives by the dozen that night.
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#17  Postby trubble76 » Jun 05, 2013 11:08 am

An interesting story. Her pre-marriage abstinence seemed religiously driven, I wonder if her disappointment with the advice from the pulpit extended further than sexual advice?
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#18  Postby Scot Dutchy » Jun 05, 2013 11:08 am

Thomas Eshuis wrote:Got to love this bit:
One by one we each placed a ring on our fourth finger and made vows to an apparently bi-curious Jesus who took teenage husbands and wives by the dozen that night.


Where is that from Thomas?
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#19  Postby Thomas Eshuis » Jun 05, 2013 11:08 am

Scot Dutchy wrote:
Thomas Eshuis wrote:Got to love this bit:
One by one we each placed a ring on our fourth finger and made vows to an apparently bi-curious Jesus who took teenage husbands and wives by the dozen that night.


Where is that from Thomas?

From the article in the OP.
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#20  Postby Scot Dutchy » Jun 05, 2013 11:16 am

Thomas Eshuis wrote:
Scot Dutchy wrote:
Thomas Eshuis wrote:Got to love this bit:
One by one we each placed a ring on our fourth finger and made vows to an apparently bi-curious Jesus who took teenage husbands and wives by the dozen that night.


Where is that from Thomas?

From the article in the OP.


Ok. Could not remember. Aging is a bugger.
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