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NamelessFaceless wrote:That poor girl. Most people go to Panama City Beach just to have drunken pre-marital sex.
Bribase wrote:I hereby declare that in this modern age, virginity is to be described as the first time another person makes you orgasm. No more of this medievalist wank about unsullied maidenheads and preservation of sexual resources.
Discuss.
willhud9 wrote:Bribase wrote:I hereby declare that in this modern age, virginity is to be described as the first time another person makes you orgasm. No more of this medievalist wank about unsullied maidenheads and preservation of sexual resources.
Discuss.
Sucks for the poor wanker, who hugged his grandmother and jizzed his pants.
Bribase wrote:willhud9 wrote:Bribase wrote:I hereby declare that in this modern age, virginity is to be described as the first time another person makes you orgasm. No more of this medievalist wank about unsullied maidenheads and preservation of sexual resources.
Discuss.
Sucks for the poor wanker, who hugged his grandmother and jizzed his pants.
Kind of sucks more for the women who have been married to their husbands for decades but are still to consider themselves virgins under my definition.
NamelessFaceless wrote:
Possibly, but I think there's a large Southern Baptist Youth Camp around there. I never had to go but some of my friends did. Pensacola Christian College has their own vows and such.
willhud9 wrote:Bribase wrote:I hereby declare that in this modern age, virginity is to be described as the first time another person makes you orgasm. No more of this medievalist wank about unsullied maidenheads and preservation of sexual resources.
Discuss.
Sucks for the poor wanker, who hugged his grandmother and jizzed his pants.
chairman bill wrote:willhud9 wrote:Bribase wrote:I hereby declare that in this modern age, virginity is to be described as the first time another person makes you orgasm. No more of this medievalist wank about unsullied maidenheads and preservation of sexual resources.
Discuss.
Sucks for the poor wanker, who hugged his grandmother and jizzed his pants.
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Scot Dutchy wrote:What is the teen pregnancy rate in that bit of the world?
The Netherlands has a low rate of births and abortions among teenagers (5 births per 1,000 women aged 15–19 in 2002[5]). Compared to countries with higher teenage birth rates, the Dutch have a higher average age at first intercourse and increased levels of contraceptive use (including the "double Dutch" method of using both a hormonal contraception method and a condom).
One by one we each placed a ring on our fourth finger and made vows to an apparently bi-curious Jesus who took teenage husbands and wives by the dozen that night.
Thomas Eshuis wrote:Got to love this bit:One by one we each placed a ring on our fourth finger and made vows to an apparently bi-curious Jesus who took teenage husbands and wives by the dozen that night.
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