Where and how do you seek God? Or are you an idol worshiper?

Blackadder · **#21** by **Blackadder** » Jul 09, 2014 6:46 pm

Greatest I am wrote:Where and how do you seek God?

In between the bathroom tiles where the grouting has come away. I use a laser pointer and an electric egg whisk.

Greatest I am wrote:Or are you an idol worshiper?

Well, I do that too. I worship a piece of garden hose about one metre long that lies in the back yard and in which the spirit of Ra manifests itself regularly. Don't ask me how I know this.

Greatest I am wrote:There are so many Gods and Goddesses in forums today

All false. Proper Gods and Goddesses don't hang around in forums, fora, fori or even forui. They've got godding to do all over the fucking place. Stop and think before you post for Goddess's sake.

Greatest I am wrote:Which camp are you in?

I'm not camp. I'm a heterosexual male who just happens to like wearing flamboyant colours. I resent the insinuation, Dorothy.

Greatest I am wrote:If you have found your God, please supply a name.

The God of the Gaps (see answer 1 above)

Greatest I am wrote:Show me yours and I will show you mine.

And you have the gall to imply that I am camp? I have no wish to see yours.

Greatest I am wrote:Gnosis is knowledge that leads to wisdom.

Baked beans are the legume that leads to flatulence. Your turn.

Greatest I am wrote:Wisdom is Sophia in our myths.

Confusion is Aeolus in our vacuum cleaner bag. Your turn.

Greatest I am · **#22** by **Greatest I am** » Jul 09, 2014 7:44 pm

Weaver wrote:I do not seek any gods, nor have I found any evidence that any exist. I worship nothing - not idols, not poorly crafted ideas (i.e. the Christian gods), not cats, not even a speck of dust.

I do, however, tire of the incessant, idiotic preaching of some theists.

So do I. Who wouldn't?

Regards
DL

BlackBart · **#23** by **BlackBart** » Jul 09, 2014 7:49 pm

Look out!!! The Irony meter!! It's gonna bl-

Thomas Eshuis · **#24** by **Thomas Eshuis** » Jul 09, 2014 7:50 pm

Greatest I am · **#25** by **Greatest I am** » Jul 09, 2014 7:50 pm

Animavore wrote:The thing is, you can't seek something unless you already know what you're looking for. If you found me in the woods looking for my watch I'm hardly going to be foraging for something I've never seen and don't know what it is.
That's why people who say to seek God and tell me I'll know it when I find it make no sense to me. How will I know I know? How will I know I'm not mistaken? Maybe I only think I know?
These people all nod at each other sagely when talking about God, as if all in on a little secret, being mystical and vague. How do they know they're talking about the same thing?

Seems to me on the left you have those seeking for they know not what, and on the right those who know not what they know.

All religions and political parties do is sell their respective God's laws.

Seeking God is seeking ideals in law.

Seeking God is trying to improve life.

Having a God or idol is to sit back and wait for him to do it. So much for, they will be known by their deeds.

God helps those who help themselves by seeking a better way than to idolize the status quo.

Regards
DL

Greatest I am · **#26** by **Greatest I am** » Jul 09, 2014 7:55 pm

Thanks all.

Regards
DL

BlackBart · **#27** by **BlackBart** » Jul 09, 2014 7:55 pm

Greatest I am wrote:
God helps those who help themselves by seeking a better way than to idolize the status quo.

Well he couldn't make things worse for them I suppose... :ask:

BlackBart · **#28** by **BlackBart** » Jul 09, 2014 8:01 pm

Greatest I am wrote:Thanks all.

Don't mention it. :teef:

Thomas Eshuis · **#29** by **Thomas Eshuis** » Jul 09, 2014 8:02 pm

Greatest I am wrote:Thanks all.

Regards
DL

Are you abandoning the thread already?

Greatest I am · **#30** by **Greatest I am** » Jul 09, 2014 8:10 pm

I said thanks. Not goodbye. I can wait for the Rational Skeptics that might be here.

Regards
DL

Thomas Eshuis · **#31** by **Thomas Eshuis** » Jul 09, 2014 8:19 pm

Greatest I am wrote:I said thanks. Not goodbye. I can wait for the Rational Skeptics that might be here.

Regards
DL

Many if not all of the responses in this thread have been answered by rational skeptics. No capitalisation required.

BlackBart · **#32** by **BlackBart** » Jul 09, 2014 8:29 pm

Greatest I am wrote:I said thanks. Not goodbye. I can wait for the Rational Skeptics that might be here.

smudge · **#33** by **smudge** » Jul 09, 2014 9:09 pm

Blackadder wrote:
Greatest I am wrote:

Greatest I am wrote:Gnosis is knowledge that leads to wisdom.

Baked beans are the legume that leads to flatulence. Your turn.

Greatest I am wrote:Wisdom is Sophia in our myths.

Confusion is Aeolus in our vacuum cleaner bag. Your turn.

Can we all play? :coffee:

Celery is the stringy green stuff that gives a tooth pick purpose.

Fallible · **#34** by **Fallible** » Jul 09, 2014 9:46 pm

UncertainSloth wrote:looks like there is....according to google, this may well be bunty postlethwaite...

BlackBart · **#35** by **BlackBart** » Jul 09, 2014 10:06 pm

Thou shall not worship false Buntys. :snooty:

UncertainSloth · **#36** by **UncertainSloth** » Jul 09, 2014 10:18 pm

BlackBart wrote:Thou shall not worship false Buntys.

UncertainSloth · **#37** by **UncertainSloth** » Jul 09, 2014 10:18 pm

oh, sorry...misread your post.....

Mazille · **#38** by **Mazille** » Jul 09, 2014 11:28 pm

Found him the other day. Left ass pocket in my trousers. It's always the last place you look in. He smelled a bit like fart, but I'll chalk that up to the chili and beer I had the day before.

willhud9 · **#39** by **willhud9** » Jul 10, 2014 12:57 am

Greatest I am wrote:Where and how do you seek God? Or are you an idol worshiper?

My girlfriend is a staunch atheist, but she loves calling me god on those special occasions. :naughty2:

Or maybe I am just an idol. #selfesteemshot :waah:

There are so many Gods and Goddesses in forums today that these places begin to look as in the days of Babel. Two camps do seem to be forming though. Those who seek on the left and and those who have found on the right.

Oh gnostics and your irrational, naive dualistic nonsense. :roll:

Which camp are you in?

Crystal Lake...be careful...

If you seek God, where are you looking?

42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

If you have found your God, please supply a name. Show me yours and I will show you mine.

P. Sherman.

I'll pass though on yours. It's probably a nobody.

Regards
DL

P.S. Gnosis is knowledge that leads to wisdom. Wisdom is Sophia in our myths. She has faith in you finding her. Thank God Eve ate and Adam had the good sense to do as told and eat as well.

Gnosis is nothing but bullshit. Eve never existed. Your unsubstantiated preaching is boring. Good day.

Darwinsbulldog · **#40** by **Darwinsbulldog** » Jul 10, 2014 1:42 am

I thank the Lord god Prokaryota, who gave me life, and continues to help me digest my daily bread. Not a demanding god. It does not dictate to me how to live or or any of that shit. The perfect god IMHO. :thumbup:

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