Einstein was an Idiot!

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Einstein was an Idiot!

#1  Postby Nautilidae » Jul 05, 2010 6:58 pm

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Re: Einstein was an Idiot!

#2  Postby campermon » Jul 05, 2010 7:05 pm

FFS!

This has to be a poe? Right?
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Re: Einstein was an Idiot!

#3  Postby Nautilidae » Jul 05, 2010 7:06 pm

campermon wrote:FFS!

This has to be a poe? Right?


No. This is Gorilla199. He also believes that the world is controlled by Tares (alien beings) and Freemason(humans in league with the Tares). He believes that Einstein is a Freemason.
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Re: Einstein was an Idiot!

#4  Postby campermon » Jul 05, 2010 7:22 pm

Nautilidae wrote:
campermon wrote:FFS!

This has to be a poe? Right?


No. This is Gorilla199. He also believes that the world is controlled by Tares (alien beings) and Freemason(humans in league with the Tares). He believes that Einstein is a Freemason.


:nono: How can anyone be so deluded as to believe that the world is run by 'Tares'? We all know that it is the 'ass raping lizards' that are running the show....... :coffee:



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Re: Einstein was an Idiot!

#5  Postby Dries van Tonder » Jul 05, 2010 7:29 pm

"Nut" has just acquired a whole new meaning :smoke:
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Re: Einstein was an Idiot!

#6  Postby Paul Almond » Jul 05, 2010 8:08 pm

What a disgustingly stupid man. Given his views on relativity, and as GPS systems rely on algorithms that correct for the effects of general relativity, I hope that if he ever finds himself miles from civilization, with his life dependent on a GPS receiver to reach safety, he has the good taste to die instead. His fate is not important to me, as he is too stupid to really care about, but if he died like this I might find it in myself to be mildly amused.
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Re: Einstein was an Idiot!

#7  Postby laklak » Jul 05, 2010 8:27 pm

I think that to him, "relativity" is a measure of whether or not you can fuck someone.
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Re: Einstein was an Idiot!

#8  Postby Brother Cavil » Jul 05, 2010 8:54 pm

:picard:
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Re: Einstein was an Idiot!

#9  Postby Calilasseia » Jul 05, 2010 9:08 pm

Nautilidae wrote:
campermon wrote:FFS!

This has to be a poe? Right?


No. This is Gorilla199. He also believes that the world is controlled by Tares (alien beings)


Someone's already brought in the ass raping space lizards before me ... sigh.

Actually, my handbook of European wild flowers has this to say about Tares under Peaflowers:

Hairy Tare Vicia hirsuta. slender short annual, almost hairless. Leaflets 4-10 pairs, tendrils sometimes unbranched, flowers 1-8 in spike, pale lilac, 4-5mm; sepal-teeth longer than tube. Flowering period May-August. Pods downy. Found in grassy places throughout Europe. Smooth Tare Vicia tetrasperma has 3-6 leaflet pairs, 1-2 larger (4-8mm) deep lilac flowers and hairless pods. Slender Tare Vicia tenuissima has 2-5 leaflet pairs, 2-5 still larger (6-9mm) deep lilac flowers, and pods downy or hairless; flowering period June-August; Britain, France & Germany, southern. Smooth Tare and Slender Tare both have calyx-teeth shorter than tube and tendrils usually unbranched.


So this guy thinks the world is being run by climbing legumes? Now this is an original one. :mgreen:

Incidentally, the Tares mentioned above in my wild flower handbook are related to the plants that form part of that NT parable about seeds falling on bad ground. Do you think he had the relevant passage open whilst watching a sci-fi movie under the influence of recreational pharmaceuticals? After all, quite a few people are of the opinion that David Icke dreamed up his ass raping space lizards whilst watching V. :mrgreen:

Nautilidae wrote:and Freemasons (humans in league with the Tares).


I can't say I'm an expert on Freemasonry, but I don't recall hearing of them having any special affinity to leguminous weeds.

Nautilidae wrote:He believes that Einstein is a Freemason.


Presumably from your choice of tense, he also believes Einstein is still alive. :mrgreen: [/End pedant mode]
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Re: Einstein was an Idiot!

#10  Postby chairman bill » Jul 05, 2010 9:17 pm

OFFS! 40 seconds in & I was itching, no bursting, to deck the stupid bastard. What an arrogant prick that man is.
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Re: Einstein was an Idiot!

#11  Postby Matty the Damned » Jul 05, 2010 10:04 pm

Got 1 minute in before I had to kill it. Such a grating voice that man has!

Wasn't Einstein a jew? I didn't think the Freemasons admitted jews back in his day.

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Re: Einstein was an Idiot!

#12  Postby LIFE » Jul 05, 2010 10:13 pm

Calilasseia wrote:
Nautilidae wrote:
campermon wrote:FFS!

This has to be a poe? Right?


No. This is Gorilla199. He also believes that the world is controlled by Tares (alien beings)


Someone's already brought in the ass raping space lizards before me ... sigh.


I thought Greys ass rape (anal probe) us? Since when did the lizards take over!?
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Re: Einstein was an Idiot!

#13  Postby Nautilidae » Jul 05, 2010 10:14 pm

A clarification:

When Gorilla199 refers to "Freemasons", I don't think that he is referring to Freemasons. I think that his definition of Freemason is different from the known definition.

Of course, he may be claiming that Freemasons are actually governed by Tares. :eh:
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Re: Einstein was an Idiot!

#14  Postby virphen » Jul 05, 2010 10:27 pm

LIFE wrote:
I thought Greys ass rape (anal probe) us? Since when did the lizards take over!?
VIRPHEN!!! YOU'VE GOT SOME 'SPLAININ TO DO!


You have to admit that our strategy of completely destroying the credibility of anyone who is on to us by abducting them and using our finest probing technology on them is working a treat.
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Re: Einstein was an Idiot!

#15  Postby Mr P » Jul 05, 2010 10:29 pm

I see Chris Constantine has surfaced again. :roll:

In his latest offering he doesn't seem too keen on Zeus :crazy:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAviiHzPmnk[/youtube]

EDIT: I got far enough through the video to find out he no longer believes in aliens.
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Re: Einstein was an Idiot!

#16  Postby Efilzeo » Jul 05, 2010 10:37 pm

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Re: Einstein was an Idiot!

#17  Postby Mr P » Jul 05, 2010 10:39 pm

COMEDY GOLD!!

He takes the piss ou of David Icke :lol: :lol:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vUn29eyRAE[/youtube]

Even us illiterate stalking atheists get a mention ;)
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Re: Einstein was an Idiot!

#18  Postby HughMcB » Jul 06, 2010 3:32 am

I like him, I think he raises some valid points.
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Re: Einstein was an Idiot!

#19  Postby Nautilidae » Jul 06, 2010 3:33 am

HughMcB wrote:I like him, I think he raises some valid points.


I just died a bit.
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#20  Postby Matty the Damned » Jul 06, 2010 3:55 am

HughMcB wrote:I like him, I think he raises some valid points.


But would you subscribe to his newletter?

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