Nessie cut from creationism

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Nessie cut from creationism

#1  Postby DoctorE » Jul 28, 2013 4:56 pm

RELIGIOUS educators who taught pupils that the existence of the Loch Ness monster disproves Darwin’s theory of evolution have dropped the assertion from their new curriculum.

New editions of Accelerated Christian Education (ACE) biology textbooks do not contain the controversial idea that Scotland’s most famous mythological beast may have been a real living creature.

The updated book is only available to creationist-taught pupils in Europe, but campaigners say America is likely to follow suit.

The Sunday Herald exclusively reported last June that private schools which follow a fundamentalist curriculum, including the ACE programme, were teaching the theory aimed at disproving evolution and proving creationism.

Our story attracted interest and comments from across the globe and was followed up by several newspapers. Richard Dawkins, the outspoken evolutionary biologist, posted a link to it on his blog.

The previous edition of one ACE textbook said: “Are dinosaurs alive today? Scientists are becoming more convinced of their existence. Have you heard of the ‘Loch Ness Monster’ in Scotland?

“‘Nessie’ for short has been recorded on sonar from a small submarine, described by eyewitnesses, and photographed by others. Nessie appears to be a plesiosaur.”

There was also a claim that a Japanese whaling boat once caught a dinosaur. In the new editions, both claims have been removed. However, it still suggests that dinosaurs co-existed with humans.

It is estimated that around 2000 students in the UK are taught creationism, in private schools or through home schooling.

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#2  Postby SafeAsMilk » Jul 28, 2013 5:32 pm

Are dinosaurs alive today? Scientists are becoming more convinced of their existence.


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#3  Postby dvada191 » Jul 28, 2013 5:35 pm

I think all science textbooks should teach about the Loch Ness. I mean, just give them the evidence and let them decide. Teach the controversy!
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#4  Postby Darkchilde » Jul 28, 2013 7:10 pm

dvada191 wrote:I think all science textbooks should teach about the Loch Ness. I mean, just give them the evidence and let them decide. Teach the controversy!


What evidence? :P
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#5  Postby lobawad » Jul 28, 2013 7:22 pm

If creationist textbooks would have illustrations of more open interpretations of "man's dominion over the animals", they'd be guaranteed best-sellers... in certain circles.
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#6  Postby Animavore » Jul 28, 2013 9:44 pm

I'm glad they did cut it because it was really damaging to creationist credibility.
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#7  Postby Calilasseia » Jul 28, 2013 11:15 pm

Animavore wrote:I'm glad they did cut it because it was really damaging to creationist credibility.


Actually, I'd have preferred them to leave it in, so that everyone could see how retarded creationism is.
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#8  Postby Animavore » Jul 28, 2013 11:18 pm

Calilasseia wrote:
Animavore wrote:I'm glad they did cut it because it was really damaging to creationist credibility.


Actually, I'd have preferred them to leave it in, so that everyone could see how retarded creationism is.


Well, the subtle joke was that creationism is that discredited that Nessie being there had little effect on its reputation. It was sarcasm.
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#9  Postby lobawad » Jul 28, 2013 11:25 pm

Nessie Schmessie, it's Amy Pond that's got my sonar going Ping! Ping!
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#10  Postby dvada191 » Jul 28, 2013 11:26 pm

Darkchilde wrote:
dvada191 wrote:I think all science textbooks should teach about the Loch Ness. I mean, just give them the evidence and let them decide. Teach the controversy!


What evidence? :P


All of it! You just can't see it, because you need to have faith in the Loch Ness. Unfortunately, you're an evil, godless a-Lochness, and will never see the truth. :grin:
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#11  Postby DougC » Jul 29, 2013 12:00 am

SafeAsMilk wrote:
Are dinosaurs alive today? Scientists are becoming more convinced of their existence.


Yeah, ever heard of birds?

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#12  Postby Darkchilde » Jul 29, 2013 6:35 am

dvada191 wrote:
Darkchilde wrote:
dvada191 wrote:I think all science textbooks should teach about the Loch Ness. I mean, just give them the evidence and let them decide. Teach the controversy!


What evidence? :P


All of it! You just can't see it, because you need to have faith in the Loch Ness. Unfortunately, you're an evil, godless a-Lochness, and will never see the truth. :grin:


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#13  Postby Darwinsbulldog » Jul 29, 2013 7:48 am

Unlike creationist nonsense, Nessie is REAL! Those who say it is not are just being Racist against Scottish folk. :evilgrin:
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#14  Postby Thomas Eshuis » Jul 29, 2013 8:38 am

Darkchilde wrote:
dvada191 wrote:
Darkchilde wrote:
dvada191 wrote:I think all science textbooks should teach about the Loch Ness. I mean, just give them the evidence and let them decide. Teach the controversy!


What evidence? :P


All of it! You just can't see it, because you need to have faith in the Loch Ness. Unfortunately, you're an evil, godless a-Lochness, and will never see the truth. :grin:


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#15  Postby TheLordShark » Jul 29, 2013 11:26 am

Nice link! Hopefully Scotland's tourist industry isn't now damaged by a decline in gullible American tourists!
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#16  Postby Richiyaado » Jul 29, 2013 12:57 pm

Calilasseia wrote:
Animavore wrote:I'm glad they did cut it because it was really damaging to creationist credibility.


Actually, I'd have preferred them to leave it in, so that everyone could see how retarded creationism is.


Not to worry. Nessie is alive and well, and cavorting with humans, in the Louisiana 'science' textbooks my tax dollars pay for.
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#17  Postby dvada191 » Jul 29, 2013 7:25 pm

I'm surprised Nessie isn't in the Creation "Museum".
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#18  Postby TheLordShark » Jul 29, 2013 8:36 pm

Well he/she should be, she must've been on the Ark, given that the flood supposedly killed everything in the sea.
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#19  Postby Ian Tattum » Jul 29, 2013 9:14 pm

TheLordShark wrote:Well he/she should be, she must've been on the Ark, given that the flood supposedly killed everything in the sea.

It does not actually say that in Genesis- the water creatures seemingly had an exemption. So as Nessie currently lives in fresh water, he would have had a chance of surviving when the seas were massively inundated with fresh ground water and rain water. Maybe it was the fall of the oceans which strranded him in Loch Ness? :)
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#20  Postby Calilasseia » Jul 29, 2013 9:56 pm

TheLordShark wrote:Well he/she should be, she must've been on the Ark, given that the flood supposedly killed everything in the sea.


But as the existence of all the fish and reef building corals testifies, it didn't. Which is one of the biggest observational refutations of the entire "global flood" fantasy. Not least because, given what we know about the physiology of these organisms, any "global flood" that actually happened would have exterminated these organisms wholesale. As for fantasy apologetic erections about the "global flood" supposedly keeping fresh and salt water regions separate, despite all the turbulence that would have been present, I'll regard such made up shit as eminently discardable, until I see a working Navier-Stokes fluid dynamic model upholding this assertion. None of which, of course, helps with the reef building corals, because not only would they have been subject to massive osmoregulatory shock, they'd also have been cut off from light by an extra 9,000 metres of water, which would have killed their symbiotic zooxanthelllae, and without those, the corals would have died in pretty short order. Similarly, all the aquatic angiosperm plants would have been exterminated wholesale by the same mechanism, not to mention being buried under millions of tons of silt.

But of course, creationists are so emotionally attached to their fantasy "global flood", despite the implications it has for their magic man as the ultimate biocidal murderer, one that makes Hitler look like a choirboy, that they'll continue making shit up to prop up this fantasy, no matter how often and how hard reality points and laughs at their efforts.

Ian Tattum wrote:It does not actually say that in Genesis- the water creatures seemingly had an exemption.


Except that for the reasons I've given above, said "exemption" would have been non-existent. The wholesale changes in salinity in every body of water on the planet, that would have arisen from the fantasy "global flood", would, if this fantasy event had ever happened, have wiped out all the reef building corals, all the stenohaline fishes (i.e, 99% of all known fish species), and all the aquatic angiosperm plants. They would no longer exist. The tropical fish happily swimming in my two aquaria just 6 feet from my armchair point and laugh at creationist assertions with respect to this.

Ian Tattum wrote:So as Nessie currently lives in fresh water, he would have had a chance of surviving when the seas were massively inundated with fresh ground water and rain water.


Except for the fact that any such organism would have been left with nothing to eat. Which would kick in pretty quickly to kill said organism regardless of any osmoregulatory issues that might have been present. This is based upon the fact that in order to be active in the cold waters of Loch Ness, any large marine organism would need to be warm-blooded. My understanding is that most of the fish found there reside in the shallows, which become warmer in summer, not an option open to a 50 foot animal, and the fish species in question enter a state of torpor when winter sets in. Consequently, these relatively small, low-mass, cold-blooded organisms can maintain life in the Loch, and also take advantage of the fact that they respire via gills. A large air-breathing marine organism would need to be warm-blooded to maintain any lengthy existence in the Loch, and such an organism would have a much higher energy intake requirement than a cold-blooded fish. Consequently, if such an organism were deprived of food for even a relatively short period of time, it would face death by starvation. I don't know of any warm-blooded organism that can survive without food for a year.

Ian Tattum wrote:Maybe it was the fall of the oceans which strranded him in Loch Ness? :)


My understanding is that Loch Ness has a connection to the North Sea, via the River Ness and the Beauly Firth. Indeed, some of the alleged sightings of "Nessie" have been in that river, one dating back to the 6th century. I gather the river is deep enough to allow a 50 foot animal to swim through it, as boats larger than this navigate the river regularly.
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