Animavore wrote:rodcarty wrote:Your argument is flawed, probably as a result of ignorance of the Bible. One does not need to find evidence for God to find out what God's will at least on a lot of things is. It's written in the Bible. That's where you will find plenty on such topics as testing God, and what types of tests God will cooperate with and which ones He will not. It will also give you guidelines specifically on how to make prayer effective in order to test it.
Excellent. So if I follow the advise of Gideon and place a towel in the middle of my kitchen floor and ask that God make the towel wet while leaving the surrounding floor dry I should expect this to happen over night.
I'll publish my findings in the morning with pics.
I hadn't forgotten about this. Here's my paper which I present for peer-review.
Abstract.
It has long been thought, based on a previous paper submitted by an unknown Israeli circa 1500bc that the capricious and malevolent deity, Yahweh, could be tested by means of a simple experiment, namely place a dry towel in the middle of a dry floor and pray for guidance on an issue with a simple Yes/No answer. Over the course of the night the towel would either become wet, while leaving the rest of the ground dry (Yes) or nothing would happen (No). It has come to light in recent years that this may have been, to use a common phrase, a load of waffle. Here we have repeated this experiment and the results were not promising.
To begin our study we took an average cloth found in any common bathroom (fig. 1). We chose a nice, baby blue piece with turquise trimming made from 100% cotton.
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Next we placed it on to a nice, dry, lino floor in a room with low humidity at night-time. Just before some bedtime cookies and cocoa. (fig. 2).
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In order to test Yahweh for guidance we needed to come up with a question which could only have a 'Yes' answer as we wanted to test for wetness, not dryness, which would prove inconclusive. The question we chose was, "If I want to avoid death is it advisable that I continue breathing?" (fig. 3) The subject to recite the prayer was so based on awesomeness and we felt God couldn't possibly lie to him and wish him dead as his exit from the planet would leave an empty spot which He would then have to fill by trying to recreate something as awesome again. As any rock band struggling with that difficult third album this is no easy task. The subject was then advised to get some beauty sleep (not that he needs it) and we would examine the results in the morning.
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The next morning we awoke to rambunctious teenagers jostling home from a session amidt the dawn chorous. We went down to our specially prepared dining room floor and checked our towel (fig. 4). On initial inspection the towel appeared even dryer than it was the previous night, still
Comfort soft and alpine fresh. More tests were clearly needed to make sure our fingers weren't fooled so we preformed the classic 'wring' test to make sure no moisture escaped us (fig. 5). The wringing of the towel produced not a drop of H20 but a few motes of dust were shook loose.
[fig 4 and 5 shown in the post below]
To conclude.Our tests have revealed that either Yahweh is non-existent or he is, to coin a phrase, fucking with us. We see no reason, based on the evidence, to conclude that He is real. More tests may be needed to be sure but for now there can be no doubt that the tests for Yahwehic presence, as detailed by Gideon, are as useless as rescue whistle on a spacesuit. Our advise is that the guidances in the Bible may be considered faulty and may need to be re-examined in light of a modern, naturalistic worldview.
Literature cited.God, Gideon, et al. 1500bc. Judges. 6: 36-40.
A most evolved electron.