Cito di Pense wrote:

viocjit wrote:I'd like to know the next infos.

In a PM, send me your bank account details including your date of birth and other registration details, and a facsimile of your signature, and I will give you a full account of a certain variety of white-collar crime. You can always give false information, if you are nervous about internet scams.



[No, seriously: I'd be just tickled pink to tell you all about my brush with the law, but I might be lying about some facts and embellishing details in other parts of the story.]