[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cbfgmorIGE[/youtube]

Complete with sacred skid-marks

They've gone to the dark side.

Well, that was kind of lame. I expected so expected something more bizarre.

Any religious practice that you would be encouraged not to communicate to non-believers pretty much has the markings of a cult.

A good friend of mine recently graduated with a B.S. in Biochemistry (university and department honors). Very bright person, and also LDS. I've never brought the subject of religion up, but I really, really hope she doesn't do this.

They didn't provide that much protection to Kirk Anderson ...

For years I thought they were super kinky but when I tried to order a set I was disappointed to find you have to be in a database that proves you're an active member of an affiliated LDS church. Grrrr.

Am I the only one out there who has a problem reading "LDS"? My brain wants to see the initials as meaning the same as "ALS". I have to spell out what the damned initials really stand for before the sentence makes sense, that the author is not talking about some kind of neuromuscular disorder..

Or a psychotropic pharmaceutical.

The "Armor of Gawd" doesn't protect too well...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAEcxXBNyTY[/youtube]

That video would have been even funnier if he'd dressed an effigy of Joseph Smith in them before letting fire with the 9mm ...

This thread for some reasons brings to mind one of my absolute all-time favourite OT tales, the undies of Jeremiah 13 :



Jeremiah 13 (King James Version)

Jeremiah 13

1Thus saith the LORD unto me, Go and get thee a linen girdle, and put it upon thy loins, and put it not in water.

2So I got a girdle according to the word of the LORD, and put it on my loins.

3And the word of the LORD came unto me the second time, saying,

4Take the girdle that thou hast got, which is upon thy loins, and arise, go to Euphrates, and hide it there in a hole of the rock.

5So I went, and hid it by Euphrates, as the LORD commanded me.

6And it came to pass after many days, that the LORD said unto me, Arise, go to Euphrates, and take the girdle from thence, which I commanded thee to hide there.

7Then I went to Euphrates, and digged, and took the girdle from the place where I had hid it: and, behold, the girdle was marred, it was profitable for nothing.

8Then the word of the LORD came unto me, saying,

9Thus saith the LORD, After this manner will I mar the pride of Judah, and the great pride of Jerusalem.

10This evil people, which refuse to hear my words, which walk in the imagination of their heart, and walk after other gods, to serve them, and to worship them, shall even be as this girdle, which is good for nothing.

11For as the girdle cleaveth to the loins of a man, so have I caused to cleave unto me the whole house of Israel and the whole house of Judah, saith the LORD; that they might be unto me for a people, and for a name, and for a praise, and for a glory: but they would not hear.

12Therefore thou shalt speak unto them this word; Thus saith the LORD God of Israel, Every bottle shall be filled with wine: and they shall say unto thee, Do we not certainly know that every bottle shall be filled with wine?

13Then shalt thou say unto them, Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will fill all the inhabitants of this land, even the kings that sit upon David's throne, and the priests, and the prophets, and all the inhabitants of Jerusalem, with drunkenness.

14And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.

15Hear ye, and give ear; be not proud: for the LORD hath spoken.