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Re: Roads on Mars?

#21  Postby Macky Avelli » Apr 17, 2013 1:59 pm

Ihavenofingerprints wrote:Oh for god sake. Why don't all these crackpots pool money together to send their own craft to this area of mars to drill cores and analyse them for evidence of alien civilization? Until then all this is of no use to anybody.


that's what I told my cousin, I told him to get a rocket up there and find out whats going on. I bet he wouldn't do it if he had the money to but I bet he'd carry on making such claims anyway.It is always about the claim and how good it seems instead of the evidence, hence as you well say crackpots.no scientific curiority whatsoever just claims and more claims and nice stories. I looked at him the other day and said "Yo, cousin, I know you're older than me but please, just put a bullet in my head"i don't need to keep hearing the rambling all day.". Its not that I mind a strnge tale now and then, after all sometimes fact really is stranger than fiction, but civilisations on mars? He tells me that it's more or less in the goldilocks area and it may well be (I'm not an astronomer so perhaps one of you fine astronomical minds could clear that one up for us)but that doesn't mean there's anything going on now, and there probably has never been and those pictures are inconclusive anyway, for sure.
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Re: Roads on Mars?

#22  Postby the_5th_ape » May 24, 2013 6:47 am

chairman bill wrote:These lines might indeed be the remnants of a long-dead Martian civilisation. We don't know. They might be the result of some geological process unknown to science. We don't know. They might be the result of Martian weather and resultant erosion. We don't know. They look fascinating & it would be really interesting to investigate & discover what they are & what caused them. But we don't yet know any of that. And when we don't know, it's best to simply say, "Hey, this looks interesting, but we don't know what it is or what caused it", and leave it there for now. One day humanity will travel to Mars & check it out. Until then we're left with a simple "we don't know".

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Re: Roads on Mars?

#23  Postby the_5th_ape » May 24, 2013 6:48 am

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Concept album on Mars

#24  Postby tolman » Jun 14, 2013 2:43 am

I don't do sarcasm smileys, but someone as bright as you has probably figured that out already.
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#25  Postby pelfdaddy » Jun 14, 2013 3:21 am

It's God's dart board. Wonder who's next...
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Re: Concept album on Mars

#26  Postby BlackBart » Jun 14, 2013 7:56 am



Now that would be cool! :smoke: I wonder if there's a 32 minute drum solo? :ask:
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#27  Postby anise76 » Jul 10, 2013 11:38 pm

Photoshop!!!! Could re-create that min 5min!!! *YAWN*
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Re: Roads on Mars?

#28  Postby Galaxian » Jul 17, 2013 5:42 pm

the_5th_ape wrote:http://www.marsruins.com/martianruinmetropolis/Rmetropolisinvertcloseup3.jpg :ask:

Not just roads, but lakes & vegetation. Here's 3 videos with incontrovertible evidence. First, the famous Cydonia region; face, pyramids & old city all in one place:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRYTZEtTzls


Here's lakes & forests on Mars with NASA references for you to check yourselves:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZjl1f97exI


Here's some of the cover-ups & attempted coverups:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RnRCOrssTQ


The various curiosities about Mars indicating that there had been, or still is life there, was what prompted them not to send a microscope there on the Viking & later missions. A cheap microscope wuld have instantly shown if there was microscopic life there, & then there would have been questions raised. Also, if they refused to release the microscope photos or video, that would have raised an alarm, apart from the whistle blowers, noted in the 3rd video (above).

So they never sent a microscope there. The closest they got to that was to send a magnifying glass! :lol: A jeweler's loupe of 20 to 40 magnification, because that doesn't show very small things such as bacteria or single cell creatures. Nevertheless it did show what appears to be necklace beads or tiny eggs, such as from insects. http://www.rationalskepticism.org/post1 ... s#p1032320
http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/planetary/im ... _mi_01.jpg
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So, instead of sending such a simple & cheap device, as a microscope, they sent up as convoluted & complicated an instrument as they could; a spectrometer to analyze the products of fermentation & heating of tiny samples. A device that they knew NO one would agree on the meaning of its results. which predictably they haven't, not with the Viking experiments nor any later ones. All for the sake of a friggin microscope with a camera at the eyepiece!

There's absolutely no reason to trust ANY government agency. They've lied often enough for our skepticism :coffee:
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Re: Roads on Mars?

#29  Postby Weaver » Jul 17, 2013 5:52 pm

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Re: Roads on Mars?

#30  Postby BlackBart » Jul 17, 2013 6:45 pm

Incontrovertible evidence that any delusional fuckwit can set up a Youtube account. :coffee:
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Re: Roads on Mars?

#31  Postby chairman bill » Jul 17, 2013 7:04 pm

Looking again at those roads ... lots of craters. Obviously they're having similar difficulties with their economy, and like us, can't afford to fix the potholes. That's proof, that is
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Re: Roads on Mars?

#32  Postby theropod » Jul 17, 2013 7:13 pm

chairman bill wrote:Looking again at those roads ... lots of craters. Obviously they're having similar difficulties with their economy, and like us, can't afford to fix the potholes. That's proof, that is


Those are bomb impact craters from the work of John Carter,

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Re: Roads on Mars?

#33  Postby chairman bill » Jul 17, 2013 7:16 pm

theropod wrote:Those are bomb impact craters from the work of John Carter ...


You're not taking this stuff seriously, are you?
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#34  Postby theropod » Jul 17, 2013 7:18 pm

chairman bill wrote:
theropod wrote:Those are bomb impact craters from the work of John Carter ...


You're not taking this stuff seriously, are you?


Come on CB, I thought you knew me a little better than that. I only take making fun of such rampant idiocy seriously.

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Re: Roads on Mars?

#35  Postby Weaver » Jul 17, 2013 7:32 pm

Damn, Roger, here I thought you were being totally serious when you said the bomb craters were the work of John Carter ...

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Next thing you're going to tell us is that the Barsoom series is fiction or something, right? Man, won't you sheeple ever recognize a properly done documentary when it's staring you in the face?
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#36  Postby theropod » Jul 17, 2013 7:42 pm

Weaver,

I'd never make such sacrilegious statements against Issus. I really don't feel like fighting off hordes of white apes. Too many holes of golf today.

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Re: Roads on Mars?

#37  Postby Weaver » Jul 17, 2013 7:43 pm

You'll never swing a sword decently if you keep playing golf - muscle memory is all wrong, unless you think slicing toes off one at a time is a valuable technique.
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#38  Postby theropod » Jul 17, 2013 7:50 pm

Weaver wrote:You'll never swing a sword decently if you keep playing golf - muscle memory is all wrong, unless you think slicing toes off one at a time is a valuable technique.


I disagree. Golf teaches one to place a blow precisely. Besides, with my earthman legs I can spring above the heads of my martian antagonist, just like JC, and strike down like an iron shot. Barsoom would be a pleasant change from the inferno that is Arkansas today.

I'm hearing VanHalen's "Jump" in my head right now.

(Wonder's how far I could drive a ball on Mars).

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#39  Postby laklak » Jul 17, 2013 7:56 pm

chairman bill wrote:Looking again at those roads ... lots of craters. Obviously they're having similar difficulties with their economy, and like us, can't afford to fix the potholes. That's proof, that is


They were probably Marxists.
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Re: Roads on Mars?

#40  Postby iamthereforeithink » Jul 17, 2013 8:13 pm

laklak wrote:
chairman bill wrote:Looking again at those roads ... lots of craters. Obviously they're having similar difficulties with their economy, and like us, can't afford to fix the potholes. That's proof, that is


They were probably Marxists.


Probably. So now we know why Mars doesn't have a civilization any more.
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