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No, I am not the Messiah...!

#1  Postby NineBerry » Mar 22, 2010 11:00 pm


I'm not the messiah, says food activist – but his many worshippers do not believe him

Members of religious group believe London-born author has come to save the world


http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/ma ... amin-creme
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Re: No, I am not the Messiah...!

#2  Postby Aurlito » Mar 22, 2010 11:02 pm

Lol I never thought that Graham Chapman's fantasies may come true.
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Re: No, I am not the Messiah...!

#3  Postby Weaver » Mar 22, 2010 11:08 pm

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Re: No, I am not the Messiah...!

#4  Postby Arcanyn » Mar 23, 2010 10:53 am

Only the true Messiah would deny his divinity!
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#5  Postby CarlPierce » Mar 23, 2010 11:51 am

Ok Ok I AM the messiah......now fuck-off and leave me alone......
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#6  Postby MoonLit » Mar 23, 2010 11:53 am

This just makes me want to buy his books. :P
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#7  Postby DoctorE » Mar 23, 2010 11:58 am

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Unlikely Messiah

#8  Postby Aca » Mar 24, 2010 11:15 am

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/ma ... amin-creme

The trouble started when Raj Patel appeared on American TV to plug his latest book, an analysis of the financial crisis called The Value of Nothing.

The London-born author, 37, thought his slot on comedy talkshow The Colbert Report went well enough: the host made a few jokes, Patel talked a little about his work and then, job done, he went back to his home in San Francisco.

Shortly afterwards, however, things took a strange turn. Over the course of a couple of days, cryptic messages started filling his inbox.

"I started getting emails saying 'have you heard of Benjamin Creme?' and 'are you the world teacher?'" he said. "Then all of a sudden it wasn't just random internet folk, but also friends saying, 'Have you seen this?'"

What he had written off as gobbledygook suddenly turned into something altogether more bizarre: he was being lauded by members of an obscure religious group who had decided that Patel – a food activist who grew up in a corner shop in Golders Green in north-west London – was, in fact, the messiah.

Their reasoning? Patel's background and work coincidentally matched a series of prophecies made by an 87-year-old Scottish mystic called Benjamin Creme, the leader of a little-known religious group known as Share International. Because he matched the profile, hundreds of people around the world believed that Patel was the living embodiment of a figure they called Maitreya, the Christ or "the world teacher".



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Re: Unlikely Messiah

#9  Postby angelo » Mar 24, 2010 11:38 am

Well, I have news for you. You see, I'm the messiah. I think it's time to reveal my secret identity. I can prove it too. In the next three months, there will be an earthquake somewhere in the northern hemisphere with some deaths and destruction.
Obama will get his health reforms passed. Sarah Palin will continue to make an ass of herself, and her skirts will get noticeably shorter. The pope will confirm his infallibility and continue to wear that funny hat and skirt. Shall I go on? No doubt, I'm the messiah whom the Jewish people have waited so long for. Boy have I got a surprise for those idiotic muslims.
There you have it, I've finally revealed my true self. :) :)
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Re: Unlikely Messiah

#10  Postby stijndeloose » Mar 25, 2010 7:25 am

angelo wrote:In the next three months, there will be an earthquake somewhere in the northern hemisphere with some deaths and destruction.


Anyone else thinking Dani'el now? :mrgreen:
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