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Omnipresence

#1  Postby Sityl » Mar 06, 2010 12:00 am

If god is omnipresent, does that mean he is inside everyone's bunghole? If so, does that not mean he is engaging in non standard sex at any given point with every single person on the planet? That slut!
Stephen Colbert wrote:Now, like all great theologies, Bill [O'Reilly]'s can be boiled down to one sentence - 'There must be a god, because I don't know how things work.'


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#2  Postby stijndeloose » Mar 06, 2010 12:02 am

I think you got pwned. :mrgreen:
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#3  Postby Sityl » Mar 06, 2010 12:21 am

stijndeloose wrote:I think you got pwned. :mrgreen:


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