What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

Ironclad · **#3561** by **Ironclad** » Nov 21, 2014 5:44 pm

If evilution is true, why are there still trees!?

Alan B · **#3562** by **Alan B** » Nov 21, 2014 7:57 pm

Yeah. If evilution is true why are there still religious nutters... :snooty:

Edit.

BlackBart · **#3563** by **BlackBart** » Nov 21, 2014 8:07 pm

Prepare to lose IQ points watching this...

Griz_ · **#3564** by **Griz_** » Nov 21, 2014 9:48 pm

If you hang in there until about the 5:00 mark she brings it all together and makes perfect sense. :crazy:

ADParker · **#3565** by **ADParker** » Nov 22, 2014 12:18 am

Willie71 wrote:My dad uses that argument, and refuses to take in any explanation. Its like his trump card. I asked him why a tree still has a branch, when there are leaves at the end? He didn't reply. (not the greatest analogy, but there was a tree right in front of us at that time. )

If Canada was colonized by Europeans, why are there still Europeans? :roll:

BlackBart · **#3566** by **BlackBart** » Nov 22, 2014 12:23 am

Griz_ wrote:If you hang in there until about the 5:00 mark she brings it all together and makes perfect sense.

Unfortunately, your brain implodes in a puff of stupidity at around the 4.50 mark...

...so I'm just off for a Reiki appointment. :teef:

murshid · **#3567** by **murshid** » Nov 22, 2014 12:16 pm

Griz_ wrote:"If people evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?"

I asked that question when I was a kid. Not as an attempt to refute the theory of evolution, but I was genuinely curious. Someone told me humans evolved from monkeys. And I wanted to know why there still were some monkeys left. After many years, I learned the answer. Evolution was never part of our curriculum (I'm from Bangladesh). It still isn't.

smudge · **#3568** by **smudge** » Nov 23, 2014 11:13 am

6.33.
Maniacal laughter;
"Every single one of us vibrates.
With a certain vibration.
We vibrate with a plant, a mineral or an animal."

But....but..... :what:

Alan B · **#3569** by **Alan B** » Nov 23, 2014 11:33 am

Tried to watch. Got about half way and my mind just lost it. Utter garbage.

smudge · **#3570** by **smudge** » Nov 23, 2014 11:35 am

Alan B wrote:Tried to watch. Got about half way and my mind just lost it. Utter garbage.

Are you sure you are not just vibrating with the wrong minerals Alan?
:coffee:

Alan B · **#3571** by **Alan B** » Nov 23, 2014 12:52 pm

Oh Shit! Didn't think of that! :lol:

Fenrir · **#3572** by **Fenrir** » Nov 23, 2014 12:55 pm

Shit is a mineral now?

Whatever will they think of next.

ElDiablo · **#3573** by **ElDiablo** » Nov 23, 2014 1:49 pm

That homeopathic woman obviously hasn't returned her body to a truthful state.

Alan B · **#3574** by **Alan B** » Nov 23, 2014 2:10 pm

She needs hitting on the head with a leather-bound book 40 times... It's the only way to dilute this nonsense. (It's gotta be leather otherwise it won't work). :snooty:

Oh, wait! That will make her nonsensical garbage even more powerful... :doh:

ElDiablo · **#3575** by **ElDiablo** » Nov 24, 2014 4:46 am

Driving around yesterday by a farmer's market and saw some Muslims with a sign that read "Muslims love Jesus too" One of the guys, looked like he was drugged out of his mind as he waved frantically to everyone. His were hands raised like the voices in his head were all talking to him at once.

Varangian · **#3576** by **Varangian** » Nov 24, 2014 10:05 am

ElDiablo wrote:Driving around yesterday by a farmer's market and saw some Muslims with a sign that read "Muslims love Jesus too" One of the guys, looked like he was drugged out of his mind as he waved frantically to everyone. His were hands raised like the voices in his head were all talking to him at once.

Well, they do regard him as a prophet. Still batty, but not against islamic dogma.

ElDiablo · **#3577** by **ElDiablo** » Nov 24, 2014 4:36 pm

Varangian wrote:
ElDiablo wrote:Driving around yesterday by a farmer's market and saw some Muslims with a sign that read "Muslims love Jesus too" One of the guys, looked like he was drugged out of his mind as he waved frantically to everyone. His were hands raised like the voices in his head were all talking to him at once.

Well, they do regard him as a prophet. Still batty, but not against islamic dogma.

I understand that. They would be more accurate in saying, "We love our Jesus, not yours."

scott1328 · **#3578** by **scott1328** » Nov 24, 2014 6:17 pm

Griz_ wrote:"If people evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?"

We're all familiar with the above quote but I actually had the experience of hearing someone say it with a straight face. We had a student working for us a few years back who was studying anthropology. I noticed a picture of a skull in the textbook she was reading (no problem for them to get some reading in as long as the work is getting done) and recognized it as a very old human form. I asked what it was and we talked about her studies. A nearby coworker said; "If people evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?" We looked at him and he had a very proud look on his face that seemed to say; Ha! You foolish people, I can destroy your ridiculous theory with a mere sentence. Take that! The look her and I exchanged was priceless. Neither of attacked him in any way, we just talked to him with the common goal of determining if he was serious or not. He was!

The rejoinder I always use is

"If I am descended from my grandmother, then why do I still have cousins?"

Thomas Eshuis · **#3579** by **Thomas Eshuis** » Nov 25, 2014 12:10 pm

Blizzard forum:

98 Undead Monk
LCS Horde
9615

Just for the simple fact - it simply doesn't matter.

It's natural to man to love woman and woman to love man. If people are the other way inclined thats completely up to them and I'm not one to judge, but why should Blizzard go to an effort just to show they support gays? I just don't think they care lol!

trigger72 · **#3580** by **trigger72** » Nov 25, 2014 2:07 pm

This is an intellectual car crash in development. I predict much crazy.

http://str.typepad.com/weblog/2014/11/challenge-worshipping-gods-is-futile.html#comments

But I like STR in the same way I love QVC and TV Channels of that ilk - so bad they are good.

What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

Re: What's the battiest thing you ever heard a believer say?

Who is online