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#1  Postby Oeditor » Dec 15, 2013 1:35 pm

In Mecca, you have to be one of the faithful going on hajj to get to kiss the black stone set in a silver vagina:
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In Qatar, you'll only need to be faithful to a football team to get right inside their giant version.
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Accidental? Who are they trying to kid? http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/the-accidental-vagina-design-for-qatars-first-2022-world-cup-stadium-released-8947447.html
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#2  Postby JVRaines » Dec 16, 2013 2:16 am

The vagina is the canal. What you are showing is the vulva.
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#3  Postby Oeditor » Dec 16, 2013 2:39 pm

I know, but modern parlance seems to confuse the two - as does the linked article.
Even so, the bloke seems to be trying to stick his head in, and the fans will definitely be within.
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#4  Postby archibald » Dec 16, 2013 3:31 pm

The men don't wear underpants when they go to kiss that stone, apparently. I'm not kidding.
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#5  Postby archibald » Dec 16, 2013 3:34 pm

Oeditor wrote:Image


I think I read somewhere that they expect or hope that allah will, er, come, to the stadium, from above (like a missionary), during the, er, opening ceremony. Fans are being advised to bring waterproof clothing.

The other rumour I heard was that there was some discussion about plans for a roof, with a structure of crisscrossed cables, sewn into the sides.
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#6  Postby CdesignProponentsist » Dec 16, 2013 5:07 pm

I've been worshiping the vagina since I was 14.
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#7  Postby Oeditor » Dec 16, 2013 8:32 pm

archibald wrote:The men don't wear underpants when they go to kiss that stone, apparently. I'm not kidding.
So that's why the Mormons haven't got one too. :evilgrin:
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#8  Postby Oeditor » Dec 16, 2013 9:29 pm

This video (try from 7mins) claims that it's derived from pre-Islamic worship, where both men and women were naked. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUC9MvjSo7Y
There's a second video in which he seems a bit rambling and inconsistent: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg6RNz7Wmb4
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#9  Postby aliihsanasl » Jan 11, 2014 2:45 pm

CdesignProponentsist wrote:I've been worshiping the vagina since I was 14.


:lol:

btw the design of the stadium looked pretty cool to me and remind me flower more than vagina or vulva.
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#10  Postby laklak » Jan 11, 2014 3:13 pm

Nowt wrong with a bit of vagina fandom, but "worship" seems a bit much.
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#11  Postby Calilasseia » Jan 12, 2014 7:40 am

laklak wrote:Nowt wrong with a bit of vagina fandom, but "worship" seems a bit much.


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#12  Postby jaydot » Jan 20, 2014 6:05 pm

it vexes me that i feel the need to take issue with the "black stone set in a silver vagina"; surely, 'tis 'tother way about?
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#13  Postby SafeAsMilk » Jan 20, 2014 6:39 pm

aliihsanasl wrote:
CdesignProponentsist wrote:I've been worshiping the vagina since I was 14.


:lol:

btw the design of the stadium looked pretty cool to me and remind me flower more than vagina or vulva.

I'm guessing you're not aware that flowers are frequently associated with vaginas or vulvas? Ever heard of Georgia O'Keeffe? :mrgreen:
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#14  Postby Scarlett » Jan 20, 2014 7:31 pm

In fact, when I was a little girl they were called "wee flowers" in our family :tehe:

No jokes about the 'wee' :roll:
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#15  Postby Rumraket » Jan 20, 2014 8:01 pm

Sorta like this: Warning*, looks like vagina!
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*Why does that require a warning?
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#16  Postby laklak » Jan 20, 2014 8:50 pm

Scarlett wrote:In fact, when I was a little girl they were called "wee flowers" in our family :tehe:

No jokes about the 'wee' :roll:


Mrs. Lak calls it that. She's a Geordie, don't you know.
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#17  Postby Scarlett » Jan 20, 2014 9:11 pm

laklak wrote:
Scarlett wrote:In fact, when I was a little girl they were called "wee flowers" in our family :tehe:

No jokes about the 'wee' :roll:


Mrs. Lak calls it that. She's a Geordie, don't you know.


I like Mrs Lak :cheers:

(Don't know how she puts up with you but I like her :hugs: )
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#18  Postby laklak » Jan 20, 2014 9:44 pm

She's a lucky lass. Any woman would trade places with her, and that's a fact.
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#19  Postby SafeAsMilk » Jan 20, 2014 11:45 pm

Rumraket wrote:Sorta like this: Warning*, looks like vagina!
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*Why does that require a warning?

Second one is a bit blatant, but the first is brilliant :lol:
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#20  Postby Scarlett » Jan 20, 2014 11:47 pm

laklak wrote:She's a lucky lass. Any woman would trade places with her, and that's a fact.


:lol:
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