Mr Bean have Converted to Islam

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Mr Bean have Converted to Islam

#1  Postby HomerJay » Oct 04, 2013 2:54 pm

(Ahlul Bayt News Agency) - The world-famous British comedian Rowan Atkinson, who is the creator of an amazing figure of Mr. Bean, have converted to Islam.

On Tuesday, October, 1 the leader of the ruling party in Tunisia "Al-Nahda" ("Revival") Rachid Ghannouchi congratulated with this event the English actor. The head wished a new Muslim "resistance in this thorny path". It is worth mentioning that Mr. Atkinson and the party leader has long-standing relationships: men often communicated during Ghannouchi's stay in London's exile.

For example, the article in "Wikipedia" names the date of Mr Bean's conversion to Islam the 1st October 2013. At the same time, Rowan Atkinson says that the interest of the Muslim religion awoke after the appearance of the Internet blasphemous film about the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him). The biased author's position forced the British comedian to look for more reliable information. Earlier R. Atkinson was critical about the concept of Islamophobia.

http://www.abna.co/data.asp?lang=3&id=469199

If you look at the history of his wiki page you'll some 34 edits in the last 2 days. http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?tit ... on=history

My Batsh*t Crazy Claim Of The Day: Rowan Atkinson Converted To Islam post has quickly become perhaps the most “popular” Israellycool post ever. Traffic has gone through the roof. Tens of Muslims have ‘liked’ our Facebook page. And despite the title and content of the post – in which I clearly point out why the claim is ridiculous – thousands of Muslims around the world have shared, retweeted and linked to the post, as evidence that Rowan Atkinson has converted to Islam! (here is one example)...

Update: Holy fact-checking fail Batman! We are currently being used as proof of his conversion on Wikipedia!

Update: We reached out to Rowan Atkinson’s agent so she could end the ridiculous speculation once and for all.

http://www.israellycool.com/2013/10/02/ ... -to-islam/

You wouldn't think that a religion of 2 billion would need such cheap reinforcement but this is one of many similar conversion stories about celebs or even plebs.

But much of Islam is about cheap reinforcement, so I guess it is sort of engrained.
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Re: Mr Bean have Converted to Islam

#2  Postby chairman bill » Oct 04, 2013 3:20 pm

How long before some fuckwit Imam announces that not having converted is equivalent to apostasy, and issues a fatwa against Mr Bean, calling for his execution?
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#3  Postby laklak » Oct 04, 2013 3:32 pm

Would make a most amusing Mr. Bean movie. Imagine the havoc he could cause during his first visit to a mosque.
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#4  Postby quisquose » Oct 04, 2013 3:36 pm

Both Mr Bean and Neil Armstrong then, who'da thought it.
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#5  Postby BlackBart » Oct 04, 2013 3:42 pm

Have he really?
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Re: Mr Bean have Converted to Islam

#6  Postby Varangian » Oct 04, 2013 6:29 pm

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Re: Mr Bean have Converted to Islam

#7  Postby laklak » Oct 04, 2013 6:57 pm

I just so stole that pic and posted it on FB. That is brilliant.
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Re: Mr Bean have Converted to Islam

#8  Postby Blackadder » Oct 04, 2013 6:58 pm

Varangian wrote:Image

Osama Bean Laden


Genius. :clap: :lol:
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Re: Mr Bean have Converted to Islam

#9  Postby CdesignProponentsist » Oct 04, 2013 8:10 pm

Blackadder wrote:
Varangian wrote:Image

Osama Bean Laden


Genius. :clap: :lol:


Fuck me! I want to see the movie of this. SHUDDUP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
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Re: Mr Bean have Converted to Islam

#10  Postby reisender » Oct 04, 2013 8:28 pm

BlackBart wrote:Have he really?


It is worth mentioning that Mr. Atkinson and the party leader has long-standing relationships: men often communicated during Ghannouchi's stay in London's exile.


Why can't this author use this verb?
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Re: Mr Bean have Converted to Islam

#11  Postby DougC » Oct 04, 2013 11:32 pm

Varangian wrote:Image

Osama Bean Laden


Now featuring on the LOL thread.
Top marks sir.
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Re: Mr Bean have Converted to Islam

#12  Postby JVRaines » Oct 05, 2013 12:12 am

reisender wrote:
BlackBart wrote:Have he really?


It is worth mentioning that Mr. Atkinson and the party leader has long-standing relationships: men often communicated during Ghannouchi's stay in London's exile.


Why can't this author use this verb?

I has no idea.
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Re: Mr Bean have Converted to Islam

#13  Postby Shrunk » Oct 05, 2013 12:18 am

quisquose wrote:Both Mr Bean and Neil Armstrong then, who'da thought it.


I remember as a kid hearing grown men telling, in all seriousness, the story of Neil Armstrong converting after he heard the Azan being called while he was on the moon. Amusingly, when you now look up the story on Google, you'll find many pages referring to him as Louis Armstrong.
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Re: Mr Bean have Converted to Islam

#14  Postby Onyx8 » Oct 05, 2013 1:05 am

:lol: fucking :lol:
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#15  Postby SafeAsMilk » Oct 05, 2013 3:18 am

Of all the people to lie about, why Rowan Atkinson? John Cleese would make way more sense.
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Re: Mr Bean have Converted to Islam

#16  Postby BlackBart » Oct 05, 2013 9:48 am

They really, really, love Mr Bean in Egypt. I once took a coach trip from Hurgada to Cairo and just as we set off the guide flourished a video in the air and announced triumphantly; "Look!! I have MR BEAN video!!!"

The coach groaned as one person and the guide asked aghast; "You not like Mr Bean?!

He sulked all the way back to Cairo. :tehe:
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#17  Postby Animavore » Oct 05, 2013 7:48 pm

This guy, converted to Islam?!


:rofl: I don't think so.
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Re: Mr Bean have Converted to Islam

#18  Postby NineBerry » Oct 05, 2013 7:54 pm

Rowan still had some doubts when finally Abu Jihad (formerly known as Richard Dawkins) could address all of them and convince him to accept the true faith. Praise Allah (saw)!
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#19  Postby kiore » Oct 05, 2013 8:10 pm

NineBerry wrote:Rowan still had some doubts when finally Abu Jihad (formerly known as Richard Dawkins) could address all of them and convince him to accept the true faith. Praise Allah (saw)!


I think Abu Jihad (the author formerly know as Richard Dawkins) was the most likely cause of Mr Bean's seeing the way of the sword as the only way for him. Once AJ had taken the plunge, well what option was there?
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Re: Mr Bean have Converted to Islam

#20  Postby Varangian » Oct 06, 2013 2:34 am

DougC wrote:
Varangian wrote:Image

Osama Bean Laden


Now featuring on the LOL thread.
Top marks sir.
:clap:


That pic is an old one, and has been around for years. Still, given the theme, I couldn't resist posting it.
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