Women who swim in the sea are adultresses
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Re: Women who swim in the sea are adultresses
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by Agrippina » Nov 30, 2013 5:26 pm
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Re: Women who swim in the sea are adultresses
#42 by DougC » Nov 30, 2013 6:04 pm
Better than sticking your feet in a pool to get the skin nibbled off.
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Re: Women who swim in the sea are adultresses
#43 by sennekuyl » Nov 30, 2013 11:01 pm
JVRaines wrote:Why do all these pronouncements sound like the stupid ideas schoolgirls giggle over in the restroom?
stereotypes?
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Re: Women who swim in the sea are adultresses
#44 by Doubtdispelled » Nov 30, 2013 11:50 pm
JVRaines wrote:Why do all these pronouncements sound like the stupid ideas schoolgirls giggle over in the restroom?
And how would you know, pray tell, what schoolgirls giggle over in the restroom?
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Re: Women who swim in the sea are adultresses
#45 by james1v » Dec 01, 2013 3:12 am
I snorkle whenever i go on holiday. I often get a mouthfull of the sea. Should i confess my unfaithfullness to the missus? 
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Re: Women who swim in the sea are adultresses
#46 by Onyx8 » Dec 01, 2013 3:19 am
She's been with the same guy, relax, it's really a threesome.
The problem with fantasies is you can't really insist that everyone else believes in yours, the other problem with fantasies is that most believers of fantasies eventually get around to doing exactly that.
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Re: Women who swim in the sea are adultresses
#47 by Imagination Theory » Dec 01, 2013 3:21 am
Я пью за разоренный дом,
За злую жизнь мою,
За одиночество вдвоем,
И за тебя я пью, -
За ложь меня предавших губ,
За мертвый холод глаз,
За то, что мир жесток и груб,
За то, что Бог не спас.
Андре́евна
אני מתגעגע הביתה ✡
За злую жизнь мою,
За одиночество вдвоем,
И за тебя я пью, -
За ложь меня предавших губ,
За мертвый холод глаз,
За то, что мир жесток и груб,
За то, что Бог не спас.
Андре́евна
אני מתגעגע הביתה ✡
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Re: Women who swim in the sea are adultresses
#48 by james1v » Dec 01, 2013 3:25 am
Onyx8 wrote:She's been with the same guy, relax, it's really a threesome.
Im going to demand a divorce!...Oh, hang on, i cant, we are only engaged (for the last thirty six years)
I will get the ring back!
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Re: Women who swim in the sea are adultresses
#49 by Onyx8 » Dec 01, 2013 3:31 am
The other guys been licking that too.
The problem with fantasies is you can't really insist that everyone else believes in yours, the other problem with fantasies is that most believers of fantasies eventually get around to doing exactly that.
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Re: Women who swim in the sea are adultresses
#50 by james1v » Dec 01, 2013 3:35 am
"When humans yield up the privilege of thinking, the last shadow of liberty quits the horizon". Thomas Paine.
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Re: Women who swim in the sea are adultresses
#51 by Onyx8 » Dec 01, 2013 3:54 am
"Happy as a clam at low tide."
The problem with fantasies is you can't really insist that everyone else believes in yours, the other problem with fantasies is that most believers of fantasies eventually get around to doing exactly that.
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Re: Women who swim in the sea are adultresses
#52 by Rachel Bronwyn » Dec 01, 2013 10:11 am
what a terrible image
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Re: Women who swim in the sea are adultresses
#53 by NineBerry » Dec 01, 2013 10:35 am
Mazille wrote:In German, "das Meer" (the sea) is neutral.
Die See (the sea) is feminine, though, so I'm cool. On the other hand, der See (the lake) is masculine.
But German is not Allah's favourite language, but that of the Sheytan!
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Re: Women who swim in the sea are adultresses
#54 by Livemike » Jan 14, 2014 3:03 pm
stijndeloose wrote:Blip wrote:Please tell me this is a poe: see this.
From the article:
'When a woman goes swimming, as the word for sea is masculine, when "the water touches the woman's private parts, she becomes an 'adulteress' and should be punished."
- Summary of a report titled "The misguided Fatwas of the Muslim Brotherhood and Salafis", as published in the Al Masry Al Youm.'
In Dutch, "sea" is feminine. Yay!
OMG! Dyke swimmers!
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Re: Women who swim in the sea are adultresses
#55 by chairman bill » Jan 14, 2014 8:53 pm
It goes out, it comes in. You can't explain that. Well, other than it's clearly an act of sexual congress, so the Islamic fuckwit is right!
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Re: Women who swim in the sea are adultresses
#56 by Fallible » Jan 14, 2014 8:58 pm
Imagine giving nouns genders!
She battled through in every kind of tribulation,
She revelled in adventure and imagination.
She never listened to no hater, liar,
Breaking boundaries and chasing fire.
Oh, my my! Oh my, she flies!
She revelled in adventure and imagination.
She never listened to no hater, liar,
Breaking boundaries and chasing fire.
Oh, my my! Oh my, she flies!
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Re: Women who swim in the sea are adultresses
#57 by Supporting Caste » Jan 15, 2014 4:58 am
Blip wrote:Please tell me this is a poe: see this.
From the article:
'When a woman goes swimming, as the word for sea is masculine, when "the water touches the woman's private parts, she becomes an 'adulteress' and should be punished."
- Summary of a report titled "The misguided Fatwas of the Muslim Brotherhood and Salafis", as published in the Al Masry Al Youm.'
What does this mean for men swimming in the sea?
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Re: Women who swim in the sea are adultresses
#58 by orpheus » Jan 15, 2014 5:09 am
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I knew eventually someone was going to quote Bill O'Reilly regarding this. I just knew it. It's too good to pass up. Thank you, chairman bill, thank you! We are indebted to you. 
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Re: Women who swim in the sea are adultresses
#59 by Supporting Caste » Jan 15, 2014 5:12 am
Are you making fun at the U.S.'s preeminent historian?-
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Re: Women who swim in the sea are adultresses
#60 by orpheus » Jan 15, 2014 5:13 am
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