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Thin people's shit as slimming aid

#1  Postby chairman bill » Sep 06, 2013 10:17 am

I'm going to dry mine, grind it down & offer it as a slimming aid - just add to your favourite low-fat milkshake. £10 a sachet. Any takers?

Bacteria from slim people could help treat obesity, study finds
Experiments show microbes from thin or fat people's intestines can cause mice to lose or gain weight
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2013/sep/05/bacteria-slim-treat-obesity-study

Bugs that lurk in the guts of slim people could be turned into radical new therapies to treat obesity, according to a new study.

The claim follows a series of experiments which found that the different populations of bacteria that live in lean and overweight people caused mice to lose or gain weight. (cont)
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#2  Postby BlackBart » Sep 06, 2013 11:16 am

I always thought that was how they made 'Special K' in the first place. :coffee:
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#3  Postby Fenrir » Sep 06, 2013 11:24 am

chairman bill wrote:I'm going to dry mine, grind it down & offer it as a slimming aid - just add to your favourite low-fat milkshake. £10 a sachet. Any takers?


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#4  Postby chairman bill » Sep 06, 2013 11:27 am

:smile:
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#5  Postby The_Piper » Sep 06, 2013 12:08 pm

Pretty fascinating.
Bacon reverses the good effect though. So stop eating that fucking shit, and start eating skinnier shit!
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#6  Postby Ironclad » Sep 06, 2013 12:09 pm

@OP - Chances are you'll be rolling in it, after all you've quite a bit of stock. And a back log of orders waiting to be delivered.


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#7  Postby The_Piper » Sep 06, 2013 12:26 pm

Ironclad wrote:Chances are you'll be rolling in it, after all you've quite a bit of stock. And a back log of orders waiting to be delivered.


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Not sure who this is directed at or what it means, but I have a leech field, so I do have quite a stock of non-fat person shit, if anyone wanted it. :)
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#8  Postby DavidMcC » Sep 06, 2013 3:46 pm

Any thoughts on how it would be advertised without covering up the truth? :ask:
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#9  Postby Ironclad » Sep 06, 2013 3:48 pm

By using a redhead clown with yellow trousers?
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Can I Have Some 'Thin' Bacteria, Please

#10  Postby Alan B » Sep 06, 2013 5:56 pm

Thin Bacteria
The trillions of bacteria that live in the gut — helping digest foods, making some vitamins, making amino acids — may help determine if a person is fat or thin. The evidence is from a novel experiment involving mice and humans that is part of a growing fascination with gut bacteria and their role in health and diseases like irritable bowel syndrome and Crohn’s disease. In this case, the focus was on obesity. Researchers found pairs of human twins in which one was obese and the other lean. They transferred gut bacteria from these twins into mice and watched what happened. The mice with bacteria from fat twins grew fat; those that got bacteria from lean twins stayed lean.

Well, that's the human to mouse bit sorted out. All they have to do now is to show the same effect human to human.

Interesting research.
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#11  Postby CdesignProponentsist » Sep 06, 2013 6:56 pm

It's called fecal transplant. Schoolboy giggles aside, there is actual science behind it.

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#12  Postby Fenrir » Sep 06, 2013 10:46 pm

Quite interested in whether the flora is influencing the gut or whether the gut is influencing the flora.
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#13  Postby Darwinsbulldog » Sep 07, 2013 12:00 am

Fenrir wrote:Quite interested in whether the flora is influencing the gut or whether the gut is influencing the flora.

Both, of course. :thumbup:
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#14  Postby Fenrir » Sep 07, 2013 2:13 am

Darwinsbulldog wrote:
Fenrir wrote:Quite interested in whether the flora is influencing the gut or whether the gut is influencing the flora.

Both, of course. :thumbup:


Well yes. These articles like black and white though, they tend not to discuss the interesting shades of grey brown.
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#15  Postby DougC » Sep 07, 2013 2:20 am

Yea, file this away with the 'semen has no calories, so why wont you swallow?" storys.
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#16  Postby I'm With Stupid » Sep 07, 2013 2:51 am

No doubt there'll be people taking this between slices of cake pretty soon. Anything but a healthy diet and exercise.
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#17  Postby Alan B » Sep 08, 2013 9:38 pm

Poo sandwich, anyone? :yuk:
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#18  Postby Arjan Dirkse » Sep 11, 2013 12:30 pm

Hehehe...poop is funny.
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#19  Postby Fallible » Sep 11, 2013 12:35 pm

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#20  Postby Sityl » Sep 11, 2013 4:55 pm

Fecal transplants are (mostly) done via the rectum, not the mouth.
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