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Re: Worst Lyrics Ever

#141  Postby Pulsar » Aug 30, 2011 1:09 pm

Sophia George - Girlie Girlie

Young man, you too girlie girlie
You just-a flash it ‘round the worldie
Young man, you too girlie girlie
You just-a flash it ‘round the worldie

Him have one up here, one down there
One in Hanover, one down a Vere
One she’s a lawyer, one she’s a doctor
One wey dey work with a little contractor
One down a east, one down a west
Him have one up north, and two down south
One a sell cigarettes pon de on de roll about cart, ey

Young man, you too girlie girlie
You just-a flash it ‘round the worldie
Young man, you too girlie girlie
You just-a flash it ‘round the worldie

Him have one a go a school, one gwan fool-fool
Him have one ev’ry time me say she think a she rule
One she a nurse, she say a she come first
The other night dem goin’ out dem pick a new purse
One a sell Star, one work in a bar
As she cast smile when the two of dem mus’ part
One getty getty, one fretty fretty
And him no drink no other milk but Betty

You’re too girlie girlie
You just-a flash it ‘round the worldie
Young man, you too girlie girlie
You just-a flash it ‘round the worldie

You’re too girlie girlie
You just-a flash it ‘round the worldie
Young man, you too girlie girlie
You just-a flash it ‘round the worldie

You’re too girlie girlie
You just-a flash it ‘round the worldie

Him have one up here, one down there
One in Hanover and one down a Vere
One she a doctor, one she a lawyer
One with a little contractor
One down a east, one down a west
One up in north, two down the south
One go to school and one fool-fool

You’re too girlie girlie
You just-a flash it ‘round the worldie
Young man, you too girlie girlie
You just-a flash it ‘round the worldie

A big fat one who’s a go-go dancer
A little slim one who’s a radio announcer
One itie tightie, one fightie fightie
And before him grow old he wan’ one
One inna London, one inna Japan, one inna Scotland, one inna Finland
One inna Taiwan, one inna Ireland, one inna Greenland, one inna Iceland
One inna Canada, one inna Uganda, one inna America, one inna Australia
One inna Antigua, one inna Jamaica, one inna China and one inna India
One inna Bolivia, one inna Tartuga, one inna Ghana, one inna Ethiopia
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Re: Worst Lyrics Ever

#142  Postby DeepSpaceDreamer » Dec 20, 2011 2:40 am

"I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody takin' the cha-a-a-ance.."

Love the song, but the chorus?

.. *looks at hands*
:p
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Re: Worst Lyrics Ever

#143  Postby Fallible » Dec 21, 2011 7:35 pm

I always used to think it was 'everybody look at your pants' (we call underwear pants in the UK). OK I wished it said that. :shifty:
She battled through in every kind of tribulation,
She revelled in adventure and imagination.
She never listened to no hater, liar,
Breaking boundaries and chasing fire.
Oh, my my! Oh my, she flies!
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Re: Worst Lyrics Ever

#144  Postby starr » Dec 21, 2011 9:13 pm

Fallible wrote:I always used to think it was 'everybody look at your pants' (we call underwear pants in the UK). OK I wished it said that. :shifty:


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Re: Worst Lyrics Ever

#145  Postby susu.exp » Dec 24, 2011 2:37 am

Heiajaheia! Heiajaheia!
Wallalalalala leiajahei!
Rheingold! Rheingold!
Leuchtende Lust, wie lachst du so hell und hehr!
Glühender Glanz entgleißet dir weihlich im Wag'!
Heiajaheia! Heiajaheia!
Wache, Freund, Wache froh!
Wonnige Spiele spenden wir dir:
flimmert der Fluß, flammet die Flut,
umfließen wir tauchend, tanzend und singend
im seligem Bade dein Bett!
Rheingold! Rheingold!
Heiajaheia! Wallalalalala leiajahei!

Translation:
Heiajaheia! Heiajaheia!
Wallalalalala leiajahei!
Rhinegold! Rhinegold!
How bright and honourable the shining lust is laughing
Glowing glow sacredly glows in your path
Heiajaheia! Heiajaheia!
Wake, freind, wake happily!
We donate blissful games to you:
as the river glistenes, the flood burns,
we flow diving, dancing and singing
your bed in the blessed bath.
Rhinegold! Rhinegold!
Heiajaheia! Wallalalalala leiajahei!

From Rheingold by Wagner.
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Re: Worst Lyrics Ever

#146  Postby Nostalgia » Dec 24, 2011 6:21 pm

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Re: Worst Lyrics Ever

#147  Postby AlohaChris » Dec 24, 2011 6:27 pm

"Ruptured Nuptials" by M.O.D.

I bust my balls
I break my back
To come home to a slut
You broke your vows
You dirty bitch
I'll kick you in the cunt

Ruuuptuuuured Nuuuptials!
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Re: Worst Lyrics Ever

#148  Postby rainbow » Dec 28, 2011 9:25 am

Boom Boom Pow
(Black Eyed Peas)

Gotta get-get, gotta get-get
Gotta get-get, gotta g-g-g-get-get-get, get-get

Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get
Boom boom boom, gotta get-get

Boom boom boom, now
Boom boom boom, now
Boom boom pow
Boom boom
Kill the Wise One!
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155419

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Re: Worst Lyrics Ever

#149  Postby LucidFlight » Dec 28, 2011 9:43 am

These particular sections from Pump Up The Jam, by Technotronic, are... inspirational:

Yo! Pump up the jam
pump it up
pump it up
Yo! Pump it!
pump up the jam
pump it up
pump it up
Yo! Pump it
pump up the jam
pump it up
pump it up
Yo! Pump it
pump up the jam
pump it (echo)

Pump up the jam,
Pump up the jam,
Pump up the jam
pump it up
pump it,
pump it,
pump it,

Pump up the jam,
Pump up the jam,
Pump up the jam,
pump it (echo)

Pump up the jam
pump it up...


[Then some other stuff, then:]

Pump up the jam
pump it up
pump it up
Yo! Pump it!
pump up the jam
pump it up
pump it up
Yo! Pump up the jam
pump it up
pump it up
Yo! Pump it!
pump up the jam
pump it (echo)

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Re: Worst Lyrics Ever

#150  Postby logical bob » Jan 09, 2012 9:25 pm

Remember Marillion?

Listen as the syllables of slaughter cut with calm precision
Patterned frosty phrases rape your ears and sew the ice incision
Adjectives of annihilation bury the point beyond redemption
Venomous verbs of ruthless candor plagiarize assassins' fervor
Apocalyptic alphabet casting spell, the creed of tempered diction
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Re: Worst Lyrics Ever

#151  Postby SPMaximus » Jan 16, 2012 4:19 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knWnMKKEt88[/youtube]

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