Hello. My username on something that does and does not exist is and is not Ignorance. I am perfect at things I am perfect at, I know nothing about things I know nothing about, and I am perfect at everything else except due to a technicality that is too imperfect to bother me. However, my awesome perfection allows me to examine that normally and abnormally confusing human concept that is not a human concept while still being perfect, even if I'm not perfect. Therefore, I am perfect. Also:
I don't like words. I don't like pictures. Life is so troublesome.
Enjoy the words and picture. And make me enjoy them, too.
Warning: the picture contains words, and doesn't contain words. I think it doesn't but does but doesn't but does and doesn't contain the words anime, eroge, and masturbation. The context is humorous, or is, at least, intended to. Therefore, there is a possibility of you dying from the fact that it is intended to be humorous. Now, make sure to make it make yourself make me better without making any negative aspects appear anywhere in the world, because I am and am not connected to the world. I'm done with your explanation, go do it. Thanks, love you! And don't. By the way, since you're already dismissed, you're not allowed to look at the picture. If you resist, it will be a link that will immediately destroy something very, very, very important. Bye, thanks, hurry up, if you don't hurry something bad will happen to you.
[something bad]http://imageshack.us/f/811/incompetence.png/[/something bad]
P.S. In this post, I have already decimated every possible anything of rational skepticism, in a good way, not a bad way. (Everything is good for me.) That is because I created rational skepticism, and me creating it does not justify anything. Also, everything in this post is already perfect and cannot get better. Finally, the last part of the post is better than the rest.
P.S.S. Everything above and not above and not below and not not below and above contained within this post is the fault of Smith Smith, who is not me. If a lawsuit were to be filed against me, I could easily come out of it with all of everything being better in every possible way, but I am too perfect to have any sort of human preference. So I will use the insanity defense, and make you believe it even after I've warned you beforehand. Thank you. (Just as another tip for you pitiful creatures, the second-last part of this post is better than the rest.)
P.S.S.S. Please don't actually file a lawsuit, as all the above gibberish is something I don't even understand myself. I don't understand lawsuits, either, except I can think of lots of bad (and good, but I didn't say that) things about them. So please, don't sue me. Please. I personally beg of you.