Why don't you introduce yourself here? Hey, what's up?
I've been reading through this forum the last couple weeks to escape the crushing boredom of work. It almost works. Then, a few days ago, I felt compelled to post something. Now, I'm here posting some introduction thingy. So, uh, hi.
No food or drink allowed
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Re: No food or drink allowed
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by campermon » Oct 22, 2011 8:12 am
Welcome!
I'm just starting a weeks holiday yay!! Sorry to hear your work is boring.
I'm just starting a weeks holiday yay!! Sorry to hear your work is boring.
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Re: No food or drink allowed
#3 by james1v » Oct 22, 2011 1:06 pm
Hi! 
"When humans yield up the privilege of thinking, the last shadow of liberty quits the horizon". Thomas Paine.
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Re: No food or drink allowed
#4 by Tangerine Dream » Oct 22, 2011 5:22 pm
Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do ! Welcome
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Re: No food or drink allowed
#5 by Ironclad » Oct 22, 2011 8:53 pm
Welcome, pull up a chair, sit back & enjoy 
For Van Youngman - see you amongst the stardust, old buddy
"If there was no such thing as science, you'd be right " - Sean Lock
"God ....an inventive destroyer" - Broks
"If there was no such thing as science, you'd be right " - Sean Lock
"God ....an inventive destroyer" - Broks
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Re: No food or drink allowed
#6 by NilsGLindgren » Oct 22, 2011 8:59 pm
Drink is the curse of the working class.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
This is allegedly a quote from Oscar Wilde, or someone like that ...
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
This is allegedly a quote from Oscar Wilde, or someone like that ...
H.L. Menken: "Puritanism - the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."
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Re: No food or drink allowed
#7 by Durro » Oct 23, 2011 12:32 am
Hello from Brisbane, Australia, and welcome into the lifeboat ! If you haven't seen it already, you may want to take a look at our New Members' Welcome Pack which will give you a few useful resources and contains our forum rules.
As a house warming present for you, here's a few laughs for your entertainment.
Durro
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Re: No food or drink allowed
#8 by Weaver » Oct 23, 2011 12:51 am
No food, no drink?
I know of a couple food threads, and at LEAST three that are pretty much all about drinking (though one does have occasional forays into hard science) ...
I know of a couple food threads, and at LEAST three that are pretty much all about drinking (though one does have occasional forays into hard science) ...
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Re: No food or drink allowed
#10 by Shagz » Oct 23, 2011 2:19 am
Maybe if I could drink at work, it would be more bearable.
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Re: No food or drink allowed
#11 by NilsGLindgren » Oct 23, 2011 8:27 am
Shagz wrote:Maybe if I could drink at work, it would be more bearable.
<warbles> "I'm gonna put a bar in the back of my car, And drive myself to drink"</warbles>
BTW, Welcome! Don't be rude to the young ladies or you shall fear the wrath of my smacking cane. Don't be rude to the somewhat less young ladies or you will be hit by a wooden spoon. Apart from that, sit right down, call the cat a bastard, and, did you bring a beer along?
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Re: No food or drink allowed
#12 by Blip » Oct 23, 2011 5:33 pm
NilsGLindgren wrote: Apart from that, sit right down, call the cat a bastard, and, did you bring a beer along?
Just the one thing wrong with that fulsome welcome, and Nils - bless what passes for his heart
- is just tugging the on-this-forum-prevalent feline paw. 
Welcome to RatSkep, Shagz.
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Re: No food or drink allowed
#13 by NilsGLindgren » Oct 23, 2011 9:33 pm
As long as young Shagz does not perpetrate any cruelty to cats (or, indeed, any other animals with the possible exception of pigeons) I will have no complaints if he questions their legitimacy.
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Re: No food or drink allowed
#14 by Weaver » Oct 23, 2011 9:40 pm
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Re: No food or drink allowed
#16 by Shagz » Oct 23, 2011 11:48 pm
Wow, thanks for all the colorful greetings! I feel special now.
It's making work more bearable. Now, if only someone could provide some tips on how to get wasted at work and not get fired...
It's making work more bearable. Now, if only someone could provide some tips on how to get wasted at work and not get fired...
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Re: No food or drink allowed
#17 by Durro » Oct 23, 2011 11:52 pm
Shagz wrote:Wow, thanks for all the colorful greetings! I feel special now.
It's making work more bearable. Now, if only someone could provide some tips on how to get wasted at work and not get fired...
Get paid to participate in scientific experiments researching the effects of alcohol on the cognitive functions ?
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Re: No food or drink allowed
#18 by NilsGLindgren » Oct 24, 2011 4:49 am
NilsGLindgren wrote:As long as young Shagz does not perpetrate any cruelty to cats (or, indeed, any other animals with the possible exception of pigeons) I will have no complaints if he questions their legitimacy.
I have previously stated my displeasure concerning pigeons. They make nest on our balcony and crap all over the place.
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Re: No food or drink allowed
#19 by Nostalgia » Oct 25, 2011 2:44 am
Welcome!
Obligatory "Bloody teachers!" remark.
Obligatory "Bloody teachers!" remark.
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Re: No food or drink allowed
#20 by stijndeloose » Oct 25, 2011 12:47 pm
Hello!
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