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Saw this boat and grabbed a rollock

#1  Postby Richard46 » Oct 25, 2011 12:36 pm

Saying hello and hoping to survive a tad longer than the last newby who did that. ;) I am though certainly not a Holocaust denier but there are a lot of other things I don't believe in. I am 64 retired lecturer etc and use forums; in vain; to help slow the senility process. I am a member of the NSS, I am particularly anti-faith schools and a secularist in all things.
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#2  Postby katja z » Oct 25, 2011 12:44 pm

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#3  Postby stijndeloose » Oct 25, 2011 12:44 pm

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#4  Postby trubble76 » Oct 25, 2011 12:47 pm

Welcome. For some reason holocaust-denying homophobes don't tend to last that long here. Have heart though, NSS members seem to fare better. ;)
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#5  Postby campermon » Oct 25, 2011 12:55 pm

Welcome!

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Out of interest, what did you lecture in?
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#6  Postby Doubtdispelled » Oct 25, 2011 1:28 pm

:wave: Hi and welcome!

My attention was grabbed by the 'rollock'.

And my surmise that the person using the word was of a - um - mature nature was correct.

We have a special place for those of a mature nature, whether of mind or body. Some contributors are only whippersnappers, others have definitely been around the block a bit.
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#7  Postby lucaspa » Oct 25, 2011 2:04 pm

Richard46 wrote:I am a member of the NSS

Which NSS? National Space Society? National Speleological Society? National Sculpture Society? :)
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#8  Postby Ironclad » Oct 25, 2011 2:38 pm

Naturist Society Swindon?

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#9  Postby chairman bill » Oct 25, 2011 2:42 pm

Oh good, someone who doesn't want to tell me about Jesus. Welcome to RatSkep.
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#10  Postby campermon » Oct 25, 2011 2:43 pm

Norwich Scripture Society

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#11  Postby Richard46 » Oct 25, 2011 3:15 pm

Doubtdispelled wrote::wave: Hi and welcome!

My attention was grabbed by the 'rollock'.

And my surmise that the person using the word was of a - um - mature nature was correct.

We have a special place for those of a mature nature, whether of mind or body. Some contributors are only whippersnappers, others have definitely been around the block a bit.


Thanks to you and everyone else for the welcomes, especially the acronymious ones, looks like my senility will not be a great drawback on here. :grin:
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#12  Postby hackenslash » Oct 25, 2011 3:20 pm

No, the only drawback here is your foreskin...


I'll get me coat.
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#13  Postby Fallible » Oct 25, 2011 3:21 pm

Rollocks, foreskin, we need one more for the rule of 3. Hi Richard, welcome. :cheers:
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Re: Saw this boat and grabbed a rollock

#14  Postby Richard46 » Oct 25, 2011 3:27 pm

campermon wrote:Welcome!

:beer:

Out of interest, what did you lecture in?



:cheers:

Informal Education/ Youth & Community work; Philosophy of Education etc.
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#15  Postby Richard46 » Oct 25, 2011 3:29 pm

hackenslash wrote:No, the only drawback here is your foreskin...


I'll get me coat.


That is one drawback I do not possess.
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#16  Postby stijndeloose » Oct 25, 2011 4:18 pm

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#17  Postby ramseyoptom » Oct 25, 2011 7:48 pm

lucaspa wrote:
Richard46 wrote:I am a member of the NSS

Which NSS? National Space Society? National Speleological Society? National Sculpture Society? :)



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#18  Postby Nostalgia » Oct 26, 2011 2:15 am

Welcome to RatSkep! :cheers:
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#19  Postby amok » Oct 26, 2011 3:57 am

Hello and welcome, Richard! :wave:
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#20  Postby Blip » Oct 26, 2011 10:21 am

Welcome to RatSkep, Richard46; good to have you on board. :cheers:
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