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preacher who says he can enlarge a man's PENIS

#1  Postby DoctorE » Dec 06, 2016 12:30 pm

Gawd gives big dick...
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A controversial bishop says he can enlarge a man's penis using just his hands. Ghanaian preacher Bishop Daniel Obinim says he has been blessed with special powers by God and footage has emerged online of him in action.
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#2  Postby solazy » Dec 06, 2016 1:11 pm

This is penis Reiki.
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#3  Postby Alan B » Dec 06, 2016 2:43 pm

It's a fake, I tell ya!

He's gotta get the dick out and sprinkle Holy Water on it. Fact! :snooty:
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#4  Postby crank » Dec 06, 2016 2:53 pm

I could list a huge number of guys who could make my penis get bigger just by handling it. Hell, I can do that myself.
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#5  Postby Scot Dutchy » Dec 06, 2016 2:59 pm

Does he give it a 'blow' job? :lol:
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#6  Postby PensivePenny » Dec 06, 2016 3:02 pm

Fucking bishop has just learned what women in the "oldest profession" have known since the beginning. Touch it and the damn thing grows!
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#7  Postby crank » Dec 06, 2016 3:24 pm

PensivePenny wrote:Fucking bishop has just learned what women in the "oldest profession" have known since the beginning. Touch it and the damn thing grows!

If you let such women touch it, it is most certainly a damned thing.
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#8  Postby ScholasticSpastic » Dec 06, 2016 4:11 pm

So... is the surprise here that most preachers just concentrate on enlarging boy penises?
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#9  Postby PensivePenny » Dec 06, 2016 4:44 pm

ScholasticSpastic wrote:So... is the surprise here that most preachers just concentrate on enlarging boy penises?


Right! Now, if he demonstrates the ability to give women multiple orgasms, have him look me up! :naughty2:
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