Simplistically God Does Exist

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Re: Simplistically God Does Exist

#41  Postby Thommo » Oct 23, 2014 2:48 pm

noahsociety wrote:i think therefore i am
I think therefore it is
i am thought
God is thought
surely not a non sequitur followed by a false syllogism
2=1 3=1 everything =1


I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's son.
I'm only plucking pheasants,
'Till the pheasant plucker comes!

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Re: Simplistically God Does Exist

#42  Postby Thommo » Oct 23, 2014 2:56 pm

noahsociety wrote:1=2
1=total sum of all known things
2= 2 halves 1/2 + 1/2 =1 2=1
also 2= 1/2 3= 1/3 50= 1/50
The numbers are not being used in their normal meaning but the fact remains that the maths makes sense.
God exists but not in the way you try to observe or explain
You lot are no different to Qabbalists trying to gauge the speed of the Earths travel on its axis by consulting the Tetragammaton
You use the wong definitions, 8 the wrong logic I guess its because we still havent evolved enough yet in our science


2=1 or 2x=1. :ask:

So close, and yet so far.

A prisoner is stuck in a room.

This room has no doors, no windows and no entrance or exit. He has no tools, he has no assistance. There is a table and a chair in the centre of the room.

How can the prisoner escape?

First he rubs his finger on the table until it is sore, cuts the table in half with the saw. Puts the two halves of the table together to make it whole. Climbs in the hole and shouts until he is hoarse. Climbs on the horse and rides away.


One fine morning in the middle of the night,
Two dumb boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot one another.

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
came and arrested those two dumb boys.

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Re: Simplistically God Does Exist

#43  Postby Spearthrower » Oct 23, 2014 3:30 pm

noahsociety wrote:Quite absurd & ridiculous IPU's exist. they exist in cartoons. they exist in "proof arguments" they exist. Their force is not strong,but they still have a presence and every time you use a jpeg of a ipu its existence strengthens. Observe it for yourselves.
God exists. Gods force is very strong, life and death in fact. God's force propels human action, not all but a lot. When humanity no longer considers God and is no longer propelled by him then God will no longer exist. But the human brain has a program within it . Its the program that makes us consider & strive for perfection. Because of this, thoughts of God and therefore God's force will never die. Biblical ones might and go the way of baal etc but at the very least the concept of a perfect God will always remain in the minds of humanity . So again why would science even try to disprove the existence of God. Better to redesign instead



Because science's remit doesn't include tossing around word salads?
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Re: Simplistically God Does Exist

#44  Postby scott1328 » Oct 23, 2014 3:35 pm

GOD is defined as the set of all intangible, invisible, omnipotent, omniscient, transcendent, eternal beings who care if you masturbate.

Ergo GOD exists.

Interestingly GOD = {}
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Re: Simplistically God Does Exist

#45  Postby Thommo » Oct 23, 2014 3:37 pm

scott1328 wrote:GOD is defined as the set of all intangible, invisible, omnipotent, omniscient, transcendent, eternal beings who care if you masturbate.

Ergo GOD exists.

Interestingly GOD = {}


Just for a short moment, before I reached the last line, I was thrilled to find someone interested in my sex life.

Oh well, back to the internets for me I guess... :whistle:
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Re: Simplistically God Does Exist

#46  Postby Spearthrower » Oct 23, 2014 3:39 pm

noahsociety wrote:1=2
1=total sum of all known things
2= 2 halves 1/2 + 1/2 =1 2=1
also 2= 1/2 3= 1/3 50= 1/50
The numbers are not being used in their normal meaning but the fact remains that the maths makes sense.
God exists but not in the way you try to observe or explain
You lot are no different to Qabbalists trying to gauge the speed of the Earths travel on its axis by consulting the Tetragammaton
You use the wong definitions, 8 the wrong logic I guess its because we still havent evolved enough yet in our science



I had a fourteen angle, which was total, and it brought more than a fraction with it. But even though the letter J is difficult and untrustworthy, it is still of essence to the way in which invisible pink unicorns exist.

Of course, that's only in relation to the existence of jam, were jam not strawberry, then the universe would cease to exist. Why can't science explain that, huh? Invisible pink unicorns exist but not in the way you're trying to imagine them - they exist as non-invisible, non-pink, non-unicorns. Never a miscommunication!

Naturally, you lot struggle in just the same way as acquariumentalists expecting to traverse the vastness of their local supermarket with just an air filtration system and a handful of gravel. It's all because words are used wrong by everyone else and the entire human race is incapable of thinking properly except me and possibly my mate Dave. I guess it's because we still haven't evolved enough yet in our English literate. Or possibly woodworking.
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Re: Simplistically God Does Exist

#47  Postby Spearthrower » Oct 23, 2014 3:39 pm

noahsociety wrote:
Doubtdispelled wrote:This is all starting to look remarkably familiar.....

i know, I've been here before too and its pointless. No one can win but with the passing of time i expect science to change beyond all measure and then I'll try again



We will undoubtedly all be holding our breaths in heady anticipation.
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Re: Simplistically God Does Exist

#48  Postby Spearthrower » Oct 23, 2014 3:40 pm

noahsociety wrote:
surreptitious57 wrote:
noahsociety wrote:
The numbers are not being used in their normal meaning but the fact remains that the maths makes sense

Mathematics is a deductive discipline that uses proof to validate its conclusions. It is the language of reality as all the laws of physics are written as such. But using it to prove the metaphysical is not what it is intended for and is therefore a misuse of its function. If mathematics could determine the existence of God then it would be absolute by default as all its proofs are


Godel?


Yodel?
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Re: Simplistically God Does Exist

#49  Postby noahsociety » Oct 23, 2014 4:44 pm

Spearthrower wrote:
noahsociety wrote:
surreptitious57 wrote:
noahsociety wrote:
The numbers are not being used in their normal meaning but the fact remains that the maths makes sense

Mathematics is a deductive discipline that uses proof to validate its conclusions. It is the language of reality as all the laws of physics are written as such. But using it to prove the metaphysical is not what it is intended for and is therefore a misuse of its function. If mathematics could determine the existence of God then it would be absolute by default as all its proofs are


Godel?


Yodel?


Godel
The original post used the word SIMPLISTICALLY
You all are right of course but if you destroy God and the "Concept of a perfect God" using the incorrect tool of science (see above argument about maths then you do great damage and end up with the same nonsense I got
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Re: Simplistically God Does Exist

#50  Postby ScholasticSpastic » Oct 23, 2014 4:50 pm

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Really atheists and theists never need to speak

Buh-bye! :grin:
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Re: Simplistically God Does Exist

#51  Postby redwhine » Oct 23, 2014 4:52 pm

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Re: Simplistically God Does Exist

#52  Postby Thommo » Oct 23, 2014 5:06 pm

Out of curiousity, whose sock are you?
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Re: Simplistically God Does Exist

#53  Postby noahsociety » Oct 23, 2014 5:12 pm

If you remove God from this world and destroy the notion of a perfect God using science (the wrong tool) then you will cause great damage and have been doing so. People need God in their lives If i was a theist and came on here I would doubt my own sanity (and i have heard these same comments being thrown at theists since the days of The Ponderers Guild )

So never try and use a non-metaphysical tool for dismantling God. Luckily the one reason why God will always exist, despite your efforts both consciously and sub-consciously ( your thinking has force among colleagues family friends etc) is that some of us use the right tools and fight to strip away the lies in religion to find the kernel of truth for all especially those that really do need a God. God will never die because our imagination of perfection will never let it be so
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Re: Simplistically God Does Exist

#54  Postby Thommo » Oct 23, 2014 5:29 pm

The quality of English you use has improved so much in so few posts. I'm impressed with your speed of assimilation. :cheers:
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Re: Simplistically God Does Exist

#55  Postby noahsociety » Oct 23, 2014 5:29 pm

The original post used the word SIMPLISTICALLY
You all are right of course but if you destroy God and the "Concept of a perfect God" using the incorrect tool of science (see above argument about maths then you do great damage and end up with the same nonsense I got
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Re: Simplistically God Does Exist

#56  Postby Thommo » Oct 23, 2014 5:38 pm

ScholasticSpastic wrote:
noahsociety wrote:
Really atheists and theists never need to speak

Buh-bye! :grin:
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Re: Simplistically God Does Exist

#57  Postby Spearthrower » Oct 23, 2014 5:45 pm

noahsociety wrote:If you remove God from this world and destroy the notion of a perfect God using science (the wrong tool) then you will cause great damage and have been doing so. People need God in their lives If i was a theist and came on here I would doubt my own sanity (and i have heard these same comments being thrown at theists since the days of The Ponderers Guild )

So never try and use a non-metaphysical tool for dismantling God. Luckily the one reason why God will always exist, despite your efforts both consciously and sub-consciously ( your thinking has force among colleagues family friends etc) is that some of us use the right tools and fight to strip away the lies in religion to find the kernel of truth for all especially those that really do need a God. God will never die because our imagination of perfection will never let it be so



Who exactly are you supposed to be talking to? More importantly, who exactly do you think you are?
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Re: Simplistically God Does Exist

#58  Postby Animavore » Oct 23, 2014 5:48 pm

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God will never die because our imagination of perfection will never let it be so


The important part is that you understand that 'God' and 'perfection' are imaginary concepts.
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Re: Simplistically God Does Exist

#59  Postby noahsociety » Oct 23, 2014 6:14 pm

Thommo wrote:
ScholasticSpastic wrote:
noahsociety wrote:
Really atheists and theists never need to speak

Buh-bye! :grin:

About God I meant to say, touchy one
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Re: Simplistically God Does Exist

#60  Postby Animavore » Oct 23, 2014 6:16 pm

noahsociety wrote:
Thommo wrote:
ScholasticSpastic wrote:
noahsociety wrote:
Really atheists and theists never need to speak

Buh-bye! :grin:

About God I meant to say, touchy one

Thesists speak about God. Atheists criticise their ideas.
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