Some bollocks about nothing, ones and twos

jamest · **#61** by **jamest** » Jul 10, 2016 9:46 pm

Fallible wrote:One, one, one, one,
Come on baby say you love me,
One, one, one time.
One, one, one, one,
I'm just gonna keep on counting,
Till you are mine.

Are you serenading me, or one of the other bozos?

Fallible · **#62** by **Fallible** » Jul 10, 2016 9:47 pm

That's a false wassname.

jamest · **#63** by **jamest** » Jul 10, 2016 9:48 pm

Arnold Layne wrote:
jamest wrote:In case anyone's wondering, I have 1 + 1 balls.

That's bollocks!!

Yes, as I'm supposedly talking bollocks I should have told a porkie instead.

jamest · **#64** by **jamest** » Jul 10, 2016 9:49 pm

Fallible wrote:That's a false wassname.

I don't care. I'm talking bollocks, so you can too.

Fallible · **#65** by **Fallible** » Jul 10, 2016 9:54 pm

No, your question was a kind of false dilemma.

jamest · **#66** by **jamest** » Jul 10, 2016 9:56 pm

Fallible wrote:No, your question was a kind of false dilemma.

We bozos don't care. We just want to pretend that we've been serenaded by a bird lovely lady.

Fallible · **#67** by **Fallible** » Jul 10, 2016 9:59 pm

Yeah...I'm just gonna go.

jamest · **#68** by **jamest** » Jul 10, 2016 10:00 pm

There's nowhere else to go. Everywhere is the same place.

jamest · **#69** by **jamest** » Jul 11, 2016 1:14 am

For anybody watching, the concept of a lead balloon is absolutely singular.

VazScep · **#70** by **VazScep** » Jul 11, 2016 8:34 am

jamest wrote:I'm bored, so might as well talk bollocks.

First, what is 'two' other than a collection of ones? That is, things only exist as ones, or even as one [collection of ones]. Of course, nothing is a non-existent qualifier and so no thing exists as nothing, and if it does then it is wrong to call it nothing. So spare me the spiel.

So, we have ones. But how many? Numerous or one? Well, let's consider the former. If we have numerous ones then they're all separated by, err, does not compute... they cannot be separated.

One on the Left and One on the Right. Can you tell Left from Right, my dear Coproduct? If so, you can count as high as you like.

Spinozasgalt · **#71** by **Spinozasgalt** » Jul 11, 2016 9:41 am

jamest wrote:I'm bored, so might as well talk bollocks.

First, what is 'two' other than a collection of ones? That is, things only exist as ones, or even as one [collection of ones]. Of course, nothing is a non-existent qualifier and so no thing exists as nothing, and if it does then it is wrong to call it nothing. So spare me the spiel.

So, we have ones. But how many? Numerous or one? Well, let's consider the former. If we have numerous ones then they're all separated by, err, does not compute... they cannot be separated. Why? Because nothing cannot separate anything and thus every one thing must be intimately connected. A flow of one thing into the next, so to speak. But then if this is the case then every one thing is in fact just one thing behaving in numerous ways.

So there ya go. A proof that all of existence is one thing, in about a hundred words.

Consequently, the prices of my robes and sandals have just increased in price. Supply & demand, I'm afraid.

How do you know that ones are not both numerous and intimately connected? And isn't this the worst violence? And how come I can't get no tang around here?

Thommo · **#72** by **Thommo** » Jul 11, 2016 9:43 am

Spinozasgalt wrote:And how come I can't get no tang around here?

Presumably because people force tang upon you.

Fallible · **#73** by **Fallible** » Jul 11, 2016 9:52 am

Spinozasgalt · **#74** by **Spinozasgalt** » Jul 11, 2016 9:55 am

I'm talking about a kind of orange drink. Is that what Thommo is talking about? Or do I need an adult?

Thommo · **#75** by **Thommo** » Jul 11, 2016 10:10 am

I can confirm that I was talking about an orange drink.

"Tang sucks" - Buzz Aldrin.

Fallible · **#76** by **Fallible** » Jul 11, 2016 10:13 am

Spinozasgalt · **#77** by **Spinozasgalt** » Jul 11, 2016 10:22 am

"Beyond the horizon that you have opened up, she will offer you that in which she still lives and that your day has not even imagined."

Thommo · **#78** by **Thommo** » Jul 11, 2016 10:44 am

One day your trolling will get you banned. And when that day comes, I'll be sitting on a beanbag and drinking a cappuccino. Not because I want to, but because I have to.

Fallible · **#79** by **Fallible** » Jul 11, 2016 10:48 am

I was going to say something obvious, but I stopped myself. See how much effort I put into everything here? How much of myself I invest?

SpeedOfSound · **#80** by **SpeedOfSound** » Jul 11, 2016 10:57 am

jamest wrote:I'm bored, so might as well talk bollocks.

First, what is 'two' other than a collection of ones? That is, things only exist as ones, or even as one [collection of ones]. Of course, nothing is a non-existent qualifier and so no thing exists as nothing, and if it does then it is wrong to call it nothing. So spare me the spiel.

So, we have ones. But how many? Numerous or one? Well, let's consider the former. If we have numerous ones then they're all separated by, err, does not compute... they cannot be separated. Why? Because nothing cannot separate anything and thus every one thing must be intimately connected. A flow of one thing into the next, so to speak. But then if this is the case then every one thing is in fact just one thing behaving in numerous ways.

So there ya go. A proof that all of existence is one thing, in about a hundred words.

Consequently, the prices of my robes and sandals have just increased in price. Supply & demand, I'm afraid.

Two is NOT a collection of 1's. 2 is {{},{{}}}, which is quite a different thing from 1. So, never mind then?

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