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Astrology, the 2010 cosmic cross

#1  Postby Rumbelow » Apr 10, 2010 10:03 am

I have a relative who is in a panic about a cosmic cross event, something to do with a very rare lineup of planets that will bring possibly devastating change to the Earth and everyone's individual circumstances apparently.
Is such a line-up of planets really astronomically about to happen and does it mean astrologically that armageddon is nigh? :scratch:
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Re: Astrology, the 2010 cosmic cross

#2  Postby Mr P » Apr 10, 2010 1:46 pm

Well obviously this alignment's never happened before in the earth 4 billion year history so we must be screwed ;)
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Re: Astrology, the 2010 cosmic cross

#3  Postby iamthereforeithink » Apr 10, 2010 2:08 pm

What is this alignment, when is it happening, and why didn't anybody tell me? Shit, I must start packing stuff into the basement.
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Re: Astrology, the 2010 cosmic cross

#4  Postby Mycernius » Apr 10, 2010 4:24 pm

Using my brain and gullability meter I detect a serious lack of anything happening. I'll just check the charts, just in case.
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Re: Astrology, the 2010 cosmic cross

#5  Postby Goldenmane » Apr 10, 2010 4:46 pm

I think you're probably talking about this:
Astrology also suggests that this brief time period will be an important one, as a dramatic alignment between Saturn, Pluto, and Uranus constellates at this time. Specifically, Saturn, Pluto, and Uranus form what is called a “T-Square” in which the three planets form an isosceles right triangle. Although forming an exact T-Square in the year 2010, the alignment will certainly be potent in its manifestations for a year or two on either side of 2010.

Throughout history, when Saturn, Pluto, and Uranus form hard alignments(1) such as a T-Square, a time of socio-economic and political destabilization, tension, and contraction arise. Any hard alignment involving these planets suggests a period of stress where growth and evolution is demanded yet hard to achieve. On one hand, the alignment represents a stalemate between opposing forces, and, on the other, the alignment represents a time where pressure, hardship, and frustration ultimately give birth to something radically new. Out of this alignment arises a new order, where the old order disintegrates and gives rise to new social, economic, and political visions and movements.


(from here

Or something like it, at any rate.

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Re: Astrology, the 2010 cosmic cross

#6  Postby Rumbelow » Apr 11, 2010 3:00 am

Thanks Goldenmane, it's a pretty safe bet that there will inevitably be some change in our personal situations and in the world situation in 2010 and ensuing years ... and I guess if you are very afraid of change then the future will always have the potential to have you pissing your pants regardless of t-square alignments of the planets or cosmic crosses.
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Re: Astrology, the 2010 cosmic cross

#7  Postby Alan C » Apr 12, 2010 7:50 am

Hmm, my balls have been noticeably itchy, guess this planetary alignment is to blame.




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Re: Astrology, the 2010 cosmic cross

#8  Postby Rumbelow » Apr 12, 2010 12:12 pm

Alan C wrote:Hmm, my balls have been noticeably itchy, guess this planetary alignment is to blame.


Possibly it's because your balls are either in alignment or out of alignment with the t-square or cosmic cross now being formed by the planets...resulting in the itchyness you describe, briefs may provide better support and so better alignment than boxers but please always consult a qualified expert in astrology before putting them on at home. :grin:
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Re: Astrology, the 2010 cosmic cross

#9  Postby Alan C » Apr 13, 2010 1:02 am

:mrgreen:
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