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Fallible wrote:My lawn looks like a customer of Sweeny Todd at the moment.
Fallible wrote:Mine's mainly dead and brown with a few green tufts here and there. Mainly because we let it grow too long so it went brown underneath. Another fun thing is that we're surrounded by mature (huge) trees and never sweep the leaves up in autumn. Oh we are popular. See, due to some bloody amazing good fortune (we bought our first tiny house just before such things rocketed out of our price range in the late 90s for £50,000, then sold it for double 3 years later. Then we moved up North where house prices are much cheaper and bought a detached house in a 'posh' area with lovely trees and garden and stuff for the same price we had sold our tiny Southern box for), we live in a nice area and our neighbours are mostly snobs who have expensive car competitions and pick the bones out of 'her next door's curtains'.
Fallible wrote:You'd love it round here. There's a pond full of frogs and newts at the bottom of our garden somewhere, god knows where. In the spring/summer you can tell, because the mallow that lives in it produces bright yellow flowers.
tuco wrote:Keeping up with the Joneses
"Keeping up with the Joneses" is a catchphrase in many parts of the English-speaking world referring to the comparison to one's neighbour as a benchmark for social caste or the accumulation of material goods. To fail to "keep up with the Joneses" is perceived as demonstrating socio-economic or cultural inferiority.
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Agrippina wrote:Fallible wrote:My lawn looks like a customer of Sweeny Todd at the moment.
Mine have always looked like that. And they're usually loaded with dog poo mines. I just haul out the hose and flush them into the soil. It works as a wonderful compost and it's natural. You should see my perfect lawn friend's face when I say that I lived in a little housing complex with a minute garden and a labrador. I used to water the lawn every day. My roses grew like weeds and my lawn was always overgrown. The guys who cut the grass used to complain that I had the greenest lawn in the complex and my friend used to sniff and roll her eyes.
Doubtdispelled wrote:Agrippina wrote:Fallible wrote:My lawn looks like a customer of Sweeny Todd at the moment.
Mine have always looked like that. And they're usually loaded with dog poo mines. I just haul out the hose and flush them into the soil. It works as a wonderful compost and it's natural. You should see my perfect lawn friend's face when I say that I lived in a little housing complex with a minute garden and a labrador. I used to water the lawn every day. My roses grew like weeds and my lawn was always overgrown. The guys who cut the grass used to complain that I had the greenest lawn in the complex and my friend used to sniff and roll her eyes.
Aggy you just made my day. Dog poo mines! I have those. In spades. I just can't keep up with the mobile large poo producer that is my hound. They do make wonderful lawn food. Or weed food.
Funny thing, the 'Jobby Man' (motto 'NO JOBBY TOO BIG') who's business is sucking all the human poop out of the septic tank and carting it away goes bonkers if there is even the remotest chance that he will step in a doggie doo. Arrgghhhh! he cries.... I can't stand it!
Wiðercora wrote:RE Curtains: My mum has a wierd thing about curtains. I tend to tuck my curtains out of the way of my window, to let more light in, and it worries her no end that the neighbours will think we've got no curtains O_o
Fallible wrote:To be honest net curtains aren't as common as they used to be. They're being replaced by blinds. It's more an older generation thing - my mum has them but I never have. No one in my road has them either.
being prepared for a fall-back career, getting married because it's expected of you, taking your kids to Sunday School, even formal schooling. Also included in this is the idea of :king and country" family genealogical line, the "right" address, conforming names, generally conforming to the 'rules' of society, and so on.
Yes and the idea that "the internet" and television are bad for kids. They say stuff like: "I allow my kids to watch TV but I'd never let them have a TV/computer in the bedroom, they have to read books."
Doubtdispelled wrote:Agrippina wrote:Fallible wrote:My lawn looks like a customer of Sweeny Todd at the moment.
Mine have always looked like that. And they're usually loaded with dog poo mines. I just haul out the hose and flush them into the soil. It works as a wonderful compost and it's natural. You should see my perfect lawn friend's face when I say that I lived in a little housing complex with a minute garden and a labrador. I used to water the lawn every day. My roses grew like weeds and my lawn was always overgrown. The guys who cut the grass used to complain that I had the greenest lawn in the complex and my friend used to sniff and roll her eyes.
Aggy you just made my day. Dog poo mines! I have those. In spades. I just can't keep up with the mobile large poo producer that is my hound. They do make wonderful lawn food. Or weed food.
Funny thing, the 'Jobby Man' (motto 'NO JOBBY TOO BIG') who's business is sucking all the human poop out of the septic tank and carting it away goes bonkers if there is even the remotest chance that he will step in a doggie doo. Arrgghhhh! he cries.... I can't stand it!
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