Shrunk wrote:But you can get 72 virgins.

ChasM wrote:

Shrunk wrote:But you can get 72 virgins.

What happens after you deflower all 72? Is there a recycling program in Paradise?

ChasM wrote:

Shrunk wrote:But you can get 72 virgins.

What happens after you deflower all 72? Is there a recycling program in Paradise?

Alan B wrote:

ChasM wrote:

Shrunk wrote:But you can get 72 virgins.

What happens after you deflower all 72? Is there a recycling program in Paradise?

Allah has arranged it that they will heal ready for the next time... Probably uses a magic version of Zinc & Castor Oil ointment.

Scot Dutchy wrote:Everytime I see 72 virgins I have think of Billy Connelly: "What 72 fucking virgins give me two raging whores anytime" or words to that effect.

Nebogipfel wrote:

Alan B wrote:

ChasM wrote:
What happens after you deflower all 72? Is there a recycling program in Paradise?

Allah has arranged it that they will heal ready for the next time... Probably uses a magic version of Zinc & Castor Oil ointment.

Nope, the small print is that you signed up for 72 virgins so that's the way they have to stay...

Onyx8 wrote:

Nebogipfel wrote:

Alan B wrote:Allah has arranged it that they will heal ready for the next time... Probably uses a magic version of Zinc & Castor Oil ointment.

Nope, the small print is that you signed up for 72 virgins so that's the way they have to stay...

Now that never occurred to me. Here are your 72 virgins, they must stay this way for all eternity and it is your duty to look after them. Protect, care for, feed and love, but they must remain virgins. Brilliant!!

Scar wrote:I'm gay, so I really wouldn't know, but do you actually always realize wether a girl you have sex with is a virgin without explicitely looking/"feeling"(?) for it?

Maybe god cheats^^

Scot Dutchy wrote:

Scar wrote:I'm gay, so I really wouldn't know, but do you actually always realize wether a girl you have sex with is a virgin without explicitely looking/"feeling"(?) for it?

Maybe god cheats^^

I can assure you it is quite different, bloody and painful (for both parties).

Well that is my experience.

Alan B wrote:

Scot Dutchy wrote:

Scar wrote:I'm gay, so I really wouldn't know, but do you actually always realize wether a girl you have sex with is a virgin without explicitely looking/"feeling"(?) for it?

Maybe god cheats^^

I can assure you it is quite different, bloody and painful (for both parties).

Well that is my experience.

I seem to have got away with all that mess - once. Couldn't find any more virgins after that...

Scar wrote:My understanding is that hymens do greatly vary between women so it can be quite a mess, or barely noticeable.

Shrunk wrote:All joking aside, this entire fixation of "viriginity" even in the after life is just further evidence of the depths of he misogyny that characterizes Islam. The point is that a woman is your own personal, private possession who must have known no other sexual pleasure but that which you have allowed her. Truly vile.

Al-Suyuti wrote:Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas.

Physical Attributes:
Wide and beautiful/lovely eyes
Like pearls
Hairless except the eye brows and the head
Beautiful
White : Why??
60 cubits [27.5 meters] tall Each Muslim must be given an enormous dick??
7 cubits [3.2 meters] in width Ditto
Transparent to the marrow of their bones
Eternally young : About 9 years old?
Companions of equal age : All about 9 years old?

Sexual Attributes:
Untouched / with hymen unbroken by sexual intercourse : Does this apply during intercourse?
Virgins : We've just said that
Voluptuous/full-breasted
With large, round breasts which are not inclined to hang : I prefer the smallish pert upstanding ones, with big nipples, myself...
Appetizing vaginas : WTF is an appetising vagina? It doesn't smell, perhaps?

Personality Attributes
Chaste females : So, these '72 virgins' don't get to be shared out to other Muslims? Each Muslim must have his own batch of 72?
Restraining their glances : From what? Looking at other Muslim men?
Modest gaze : Ditto

Other Attributes
Splendid
Pure : I presume, in this context, meaning young (see above), innocent and virginal.
Non-menstruating / non-urinating/ non-defecating and childfree : Well, they would be if they were Houris...