Greetings, all!

A fascination of mine is the way in which semen, a semi-viscous fluid, seems to undergo a change into a sort of elastic solid after being exposed to warm water. I say warm water because I have yet to perform an experiment in cold water and I don't want to discount that potentially crucial detail.

Is there any research into why this might be?

- Naut

Come again?

TopCat wrote:Come again?

U winz teh internetz!

All the little fishies go "ooh ooh that's really hot" and join together nose to tail for comfort, thus unwittingly constituting elastic fibres.

I'm guessing it's because the proteins are denaturing and cross-linking in the warm water. Reckon you'll have to try a quick one off the wrist in a cold bath to test it though. Could be challenging...

You try and have a rational conversation, and look what happens.

The protein is mucus, Naut. The same stuff you have in your throat... haha

Ironclad wrote:The protein is mucus, Naut. The same stuff you have in your throat... haha

EEEWWW.

I would imagine that it's the proteins responding to the changed environment. Frying eggs changes the proteins there too.

Essentially, nautilidae is coddling his ballsack.

Should this be merged with the Lump In The Throat thread?

I do hope everybody knows what the really important question about semen is, right? Seriously.

I hope images of Nautilidae stroking his member to orgasm and then playing with the discharge won't haunt my dreams.

Certainly can clog up a throat if all that gagging is any indication.

But Maz raises a salient point. Seriously.

laklak wrote:Certainly can clog up a throat if all that gagging is any indication.

But Maz raises a salient savoury point. Seriously.

FIFY

laklak wrote:Certainly can clog up a throat if all that gagging is any indication.

I thought you were married?

OK hands up if you're a male who *hasn't* at least once transfered their spadge to a microsope slide and had a peek on max magnification?

I fail the nerd test, huh?
In Naut's defense, not that he needs one, it could have happened in a hot tub with a lady. Ya right.

twistor59 wrote:OK hands up if you're a male who *hasn't* at least once transfered their spadge to a microsope slide and had a peek on max magnification?

Yeah, the Biology teacher was not amused.

twistor59 wrote:OK hands up if you're a male who *hasn't* at least once transfered their spadge to a microsope slide and had a peek on max magnification?

Had to see if any of the bastards were getting around the vasectomy.

By the way, you're not supposed to actually feel that electric scalpel.

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