Historical Jesus

Abrahamic religion, you know, the one with the cross...

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Re: Historical Jesus

#40621  Postby Ducktown » Jul 17, 2015 2:20 pm

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Re: Historical Jesus

#40622  Postby Alan B » Jul 17, 2015 2:28 pm

From what I've heard the new Pope doesn't troll around in a bullet-proof cabinet.
Pope Francis

Maybe he's not a Toyota fan...


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Re: Historical Jesus

#40623  Postby duvduv » Jul 17, 2015 4:04 pm

This "Pope" is a strange bird. Stranger that those who preceded him. He is what I call a Neo-Catholic. It's kind of like what is referred to as Kosher-style. It's not the thing itself but resembles it superficially.
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Re: Historical Jesus

#40624  Postby iskander » Jul 17, 2015 10:56 pm

duvduv wrote:This "Pope" is a strange bird. Stranger that those who preceded him. He is what I call a Neo-Catholic. It's kind of like what is referred to as Kosher-style. It's not the thing itself but resembles it superficially.


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Re: Historical Jesus

#40625  Postby Alan B » Jul 18, 2015 9:33 am

Jesus H. Christ! And people say that the IS crowd are nuts!
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Re: Historical Jesus

#40626  Postby proudfootz » Jul 18, 2015 12:18 pm

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Re: Historical Jesus

#40627  Postby dejuror » Jul 18, 2015 1:24 pm

Belief in mythology is very destructive to the human race.

Hebrews 9:22--- And almost all things are by the law purged with blood; and without shedding of blood is no remission.
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Re: Historical Jesus

#40628  Postby iskander » Jul 18, 2015 1:39 pm

Le Théâtre du Grand-Guignol.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Guignol

At the Grand Guignol, patrons would see five or six plays, all in a style that attempted to be brutally true to the theatre's naturalistic ideals. The plays were in a variety of styles, but the most popular and best known were the horror plays, featuring a distinctly bleak worldview as well as notably gory special effects in their notoriously bloody climaxes. These plays often explored the altered states, like insanity, hypnosis, panic, under which uncontrolled horror could happen. Some of the horror came from the nature of the crimes shown, which often had very little reason behind them and in which the evildoers were rarely punished or defeated
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Re: Historical Jesus

#40629  Postby Leucius Charinus » Jul 19, 2015 8:06 am

iskander wrote:Le Théâtre du Grand-Guignol.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto-da-f%C3%A9

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Guignol

At the Grand Guignol, patrons would see five or six plays, all in a style that attempted to be brutally true to the theatre's naturalistic ideals. The plays were in a variety of styles, but the most popular and best known were the horror plays, featuring a distinctly bleak worldview as well as notably gory special effects in their notoriously bloody climaxes. These plays often explored the altered states, like insanity, hypnosis, panic, under which uncontrolled horror could happen. Some of the horror came from the nature of the crimes shown, which often had very little reason behind them and in which the evildoers were rarely punished or defeated


First attested Auto de Fe of all Christian history occurs in Ammianus Marcellinus (Book 19,CH 7)

It was obviously considered TREASON to disagree with the Christian Emperor in the 350's on matters of religion.

In order to set the scene for Constantius in Ammianus here is what Sosomen states about the rule of Constantine:

    Ecclesiastical History (Sozomen) > Book III.Chapter 1 .... CHURCH FATHERS: Ecclesiastical History, Book III (Sozomen)


    We have now seen what events transpired in the churches during the reign of Constantine.
    On his death the doctrine which had been set forth at Nicæa, was subjected to renewed examination.
    Although this doctrine was not universally approved, no one, during the life of Constantine, had dared to reject it openly.
    At his death, however, many renounced this opinion, especially those who had previously been suspected of treachery.

So when Constantine finally is poisoned and Constantius conducts a mass family execution and wins the throne what happened?

Read on ....

    BOOK XIX (19), Chapter XII (7):



    XII.

    1. But amid these causes of anxiety, as if in accordance with old-established custom,
    instead of the signal for civil war, the trumpet sounded groundless charges of treason,
    and a secretary, whom we shall often have to speak of, named Paulus,
    was sent to inquire into these charges.
    He was a man skilful in all the contrivances of cruelty,
    making gain and profit of tortures and executions,
    as a master of gladiators does of his fatal games.

    2. For as he was firm and resolute in his purpose of |208 injuring people,
    he did not abstain even from theft, and invented all kinds of causes
    for the destruction of innocent men, while engaged in this miserable campaign.

    3. A slight and trivial circumstance afforded infinite material for extending his investigations.
    There is a town called Abydum in the most remote corner of the Egyptian Thebais,
    where an oracle of the god, known in that region by the name of Besa,
    had formerly enjoyed some celebrity for its prophecies, and had sacred rites performed
    at it with all the ceremonies anciently in use in the neighbouring districts.

    4. Some used to go themselves to consult this oracle,
    some to send by others documents containing their wishes,
    and with prayers couched in explicit language inquired the will of the deities;
    and the paper or parchment on which their wants were written,
    after the answer had been given, was sometimes left in the temple.


    5. Some of these were spitefully sent to the emperor, and he, narrow minded as he was,
    though often deaf to other matters of serious consequence, had, as the proverb says,
    a soft place in his ear for this kind of information; and being of a suspicious and petty temper,
    became full of gall and fury; and immediately ordered Paulus to repair with all speed to the East,
    giving him authority, as to a chief of great eminence and experience, to try all the causes as he pleased.

    6. And Modestus also, at that time count of the East, a man well suited for such a business,
    was joined with him in this commission. For Hermogenes of Pontus, at that time prefect of the praetorium,
    was passed over as of too gentle a disposition.

    7. Paulus proceeded, as he was ordered, full of deadly eagerness and rage; inviting all kinds of calumnies,
    so that numbers from every part of the empire were brought before him, noble and low born alike;
    some of whom were condemned to imprisonment, others to instant death.

    8. The city which was chosen to witness these fatal scenes was Scythopolis in Palestine,
    which for two reasons seemed the most suitable of all places; first, because it was little frequented
    and secondly, because it was halfway between Antioch and Alexandria,
    from which city many of those brought before this tribunal came. |209

    9. One of the first persons accused was Simplicius, the son of Philip;
    a man who, after having been prefect and consul, was now impeached on the ground
    that he was said to have consulted the oracle how to obtain the empire.
    He was sentenced to the torture by the express command of the emperor,
    who in these cases never erred on the side of mercy;
    but by some special fate he was saved from it,
    and with uninjured body was condemned to distant banishment.

    10. The next victim was Parnasius, who had been prefect of Egypt, a man of simple manners,
    but now in danger of being condemned to death, and glad to escape with exile;
    because long ago he had been heard to say that when he left Patrae in Achaia, the place of his birth,
    with the view of procuring some high office, he had in a dream seen himself
    conducted on his road by several figures in tragic robes.

    11. The next was Andronicus, subsequently celebrated for his liberal accomplishments and his poetry;
    he was brought before the court without having given any real ground for suspicion of any kind,
    and defended himself so vigorously that he was acquitted.

    12. There was also Demetrius, surnamed Chytras, a philosopher, of great age, but still firm in mind and body;
    he, when charged with having frequently offered sacrifices in the temple of his oracle, could not deny it;
    but affirmed that, for the sake of propitiating the deity, he had constantly done so from his early youth,
    and not with any idea of aiming at any higher fortune by his questions;
    nor had he known any one who had aimed at such.
    And though he was long on the rack he supported it with great constancy,
    never varying in his statement, till at length he was acquitted
    and allowed to retire to Alexandria, where he was born.

    13. These and a few others, justice, coming to the aid of truth, delivered from their imminent dangers.
    But as accusations extended more widely, involving numbers without end in their snares, many perished;
    some with their bodies mangled on the rack; others were condemned to death and confiscation of their goods;
    while Paulus kept on inventing groundless accusations, as if he had a store of lies on which to draw,
    and suggesting various pretences |210 for injuring people,
    so that on his nod, it may he said, the safety of every one in the place depended.

    14. For if any one wore on his neck a charm against the quartan ague or any other disease,
    or if by any information laid by his ill-wishers
    he was accused of having passed by a sepulchre at nightfall,
    and therefore of being a sorcerer, and one who dealt in the horrors of tombs
    and the vain mockeries of the shades which haunt them,
    he was found guilty and condemned to death.

    15. And the affairs went on as if people had been consulting Claros,
    or the oaks at Dodona, or the Delphic oracles of old fame,
    with a view to the destruction of the emperor.

    16. Meantime, the crowd of courtiers, inventing every kind of deceitful flattery,
    affirmed that he would be free from all common misfortunes,
    asserting that his fate had always shone forth with vigour and power
    in destroying all who attempted anything injurious to him.

    17. That indeed strict investigation should be made into such matters, no one in his senses will deny;
    nor do we question that the safety of our lawful prince, the champion and defender of the good,
    and on whom the safety of all other people depends, ought to be watched over by the combined zeal of all men;
    and for the sake of insuring this more completely, when any treasonable enterprise is discovered,
    the Cornelian laws have provided that no rank shall be exempted
    even from torture if necessary for the investigation.

    18. But it is not decent to exult unrestrainedly in melancholy events,
    lest the subjects should seem to be governed by tyranny, not by authority.
    It is better to imitate Cicero, who, when he had it in his power either to spare or to strike,
    preferred, as he tells us himself, to seek occasions for pardoning rather than for punishing,
    which is characteristic of a prudent and wise judge.

    19. At that time a monster, horrible both to see and to describe, was produced at Daphne,
    a beautiful and celebrated suburb of Antioch; namely, an infant with two mouths,
    two sets of teeth, two heads, four eyes, and only two very short ears.
    And such a mis-shapen offspring was an omen that the republic would become deformed.

    20. Prodigies of this kind are often produced, presaging |211 events of various kinds;
    but as they are not now publicly expiated, as they were among the ancients,
    they are unheard of and unknown to people in general.


"It is, I think, expedient to set forth to all mankind the reasons by which I was convinced that
the fabrication of the Christians is a fiction of men composed by wickedness. "

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Re: Historical Jesus

#40630  Postby angelo » Jul 19, 2015 11:01 am

Time for giggle. I have no idea if this has been photo shopped. But it does seem the pope has seen a revelation! :grin:

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Re: Historical Jesus

#40631  Postby sennekuyl » Jul 19, 2015 12:07 pm

Looks edited, badly. Haven't even erased the person behind the lady's left arm & shoulder. Not to mention the scaling. I could do a better job, had I such a desire. F
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Re: Historical Jesus

#40632  Postby Stein » Jul 19, 2015 1:53 pm

The Jesus myther confronted with Antiquities 20 and Annals 15 --

http://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2015/07/18

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Re: Historical Jesus

#40633  Postby Ducktown » Jul 19, 2015 2:31 pm

Stein wrote:The Jesus myther confronted with Antiquities 20 and Annals 15 --

http://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2015/07/18

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Re: Historical Jesus

#40634  Postby dejuror » Jul 19, 2015 2:41 pm

Jesus of Nazareth could not have been a figure of history.

The Jesus cult Christians do NOT worship human beings as Gods.

Jesus cult Christians refused to worship the Roman Emperors so it would be completely idiotic and suicidal to worship a KNOWN DEAD man as a God.

The HJ argument makes very little or no sense.
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Re: Historical Jesus

#40635  Postby iskander » Jul 19, 2015 6:35 pm

dejuror wrote:Belief in mythology is very destructive to the human race.

Hebrews 9:22--- And almost all things are by the law purged with blood; and without shedding of blood is no remission.



absolution of the sinner does not require blood. Penitence is sufficient.

The inquisition avoided the shedding of blood.
It is John 15: 6 which justified the mode of killing by burning. A statement of repentance was sufficient to secure the preliminary mercy of garrotting, only the corpse being burned at the stake.

John 15
6 Whoever does not abide in me is thrown away like a branch and withers; such branches are gathered, thrown into the fire, and burned
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Re: Historical Jesus

#40636  Postby proudfootz » Jul 19, 2015 9:36 pm

Ducktown wrote:
Stein wrote:

<inane comic clipped>

Stein

What's your take after having read Carrier's latest? No more comics, please.


Stein isn't interested in discussion - it's only pontification he wants in this thread.

Naturally, the question of Josephus and Tacitus has been thoroughly discussed - but Stein seems to have neglected every word.
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Re: Historical Jesus

#40637  Postby Scot Dutchy » Jul 20, 2015 8:10 am

He has to surely. Without facts you are naked in a discussion. Stein is trying to find even a fig leaf.
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Re: Historical Jesus

#40638  Postby Owdhat » Jul 20, 2015 8:18 am

proudfootz wrote:
Ducktown wrote:
Stein wrote:

<inane comic clipped>

Stein

What's your take after having read Carrier's latest? No more comics, please.


Stein isn't interested in discussion - it's only pontification he wants in this thread.

Naturally, the question of Josephus and Tacitus has been thoroughly discussed - but Stein seems to have neglected every word.

Discussed yes , dismissed no.
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Re: Historical Jesus

#40639  Postby Ducktown » Jul 20, 2015 2:30 pm

Owdhat wrote:
proudfootz wrote:
Ducktown wrote:
Stein wrote:

<inane comic clipped>

Stein

What's your take after having read Carrier's latest? No more comics, please.


Stein isn't interested in discussion - it's only pontification he wants in this thread.

Naturally, the question of Josephus and Tacitus has been thoroughly discussed - but Stein seems to have neglected every word.

Discussed yes , dismissed no.

These two sources are never mentioned by contemporaries before they are conveniently "discovered." I therefore dismiss them as genuine. They are likely fabrications and is why they are disputed. And in the end they are simply reporting hearsay anyway. I put them in the same category as Piltdown.
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Re: Historical Jesus

#40640  Postby Stein » Jul 20, 2015 2:56 pm

Ducktown wrote:
Owdhat wrote:
proudfootz wrote:
Ducktown wrote:
What's your take after having read Carrier's latest? No more comics, please.


Stein isn't interested in discussion - it's only pontification he wants in this thread.

Naturally, the question of Josephus and Tacitus has been thoroughly discussed - but Stein seems to have neglected every word.

Discussed yes , dismissed no.

These two sources are never mentioned by contemporaries before they are conveniently "discovered."


Excuse me: Antiquities 20 IS indeed referenced not only way before the earliest extant ms., but way before Constantine!

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