#7550 by Thomas Eshuis » Feb 01, 2016 8:50 pm
Pretty accurate and funny summary of the final episode of
Falling Skies:
Bikers show up and contribute NOTHING AT ALL to the plot, until one wakes up the retarded Espheni psychobabies, martyr boy blows himself up with a plot device cleverly disguised as a grenade, Anne dies, the 2nd Mass sits out the final battle crying about Anne... Tom gets captured in Charlotte's web, we get the synopsis for the next episode of "Ancient Aliens" from The History Channel, Tom uses the dildo of death on himself to infect the queen and turn the Espheni into a bad fireworks show... Tom carries Anne to the kraken, a wild Pope appears and dies, and we get some patriotic plot masturbation where the only interesting thing is trying to figure out whether or not that one extra is Micheal Dorn or not... Did I miss anything?This show basically boils down to: "We're going to unite the world and drive away the alien invaders by constantly and transparently paraphrasing the American revolution, referencing America and fapping to America!"
"Respect for personal beliefs = "I am going to tell you all what I think of YOU, but don't dare retort and tell what you think of ME because...it's my personal belief". Hmm. A bully's charter and no mistake."