The Last Emperor (1987) -
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093389/It was a rewatch because who remembers details, innit. For those who would happen to watch it at work and/or around religion-rooted-conservatives I have a couple of pro-tips.
The
NYT puts it:
The curious (to Westerners) mating customs of Chinese monarchs are reported with care.
when at around 1,15h mark promising
menage a trois gets under way
and under bed sheets, its interrupted just before power cords needed to be ripped out of wall by fire in storage. No panic.
However, and despite being rated as PG 13 by
the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, at 10 and 20 min mark precisely
there is a nipple my friends. My working theory is that Bernardo,
who by his heart was against censorship, wanted to have at least a pair of nipples in the movie, possibly 4 in the
menage a trois scene and all licked, but he really wanted people to be able to see the movie at work, so he had to compromise, thus struck balance according to the wolf has eaten and the goat remained whole mantra.
The thing about the nipple is that
it belongs to a mother so it could be interpreted it in lactative, unlike sexist, connotations. This would be my advice to those who would fail to unplug their devices in time and accidentally exposed surroundings, less liberal than themselves, to a nipple. Its a little dodgy but its progressive.
No dragons, bit long, single lactating nipple twice, I give 7/10.