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Time travelling machine for $199 (399 for deluxe edition).

#1  Postby Animavore » Jul 27, 2013 3:42 pm

This Time Machine is designed by the famous author (Sapphire) who wrote the book "Mastering Time Travel: Voyages Through Time". Time travel is not only possible, thanks to this great author, it has become a "reality".
For the first time in human history, defeated Einstein, the "Time Machine" has been invented.

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This time machine is made of special material (secret).
It has to be custom made and spelled.


Secret material is tin-foil.


It gets worse as you scroll down the page.

Do not bid, if you do not believe in magic, or lack of respect in wicca, pagan powers or lack of respect for the GOD (creator of the universe).


You would think no one, no one, would be stupid enough to buy one of these. They couldn't possibly...

And you'd be wrong. The reason I know about this device is because my friend, who works for PayPal, had a customer calling in to complain and ask for try get his money back. My friend laughed at him. The manager laughed at him. I'd say even David Marcus laughed at him. That is to say, he didn't get his money back. Apparently idiocy isn't covered in the T&C.
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#2  Postby Ironclad » Jul 27, 2013 9:56 pm

All that glitters eh.
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#3  Postby Animavore » Jul 27, 2013 10:12 pm

If I lacked a conscience this is exactly the type of thing I'd be doing.

Well, this or killing a succession of 14 year-olds.
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#4  Postby kennyc » Jul 27, 2013 10:12 pm

I'll take two, please.
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#5  Postby Animavore » Jul 27, 2013 10:16 pm

My favourite part. From the Q&A.
Q:What's the difference between the regular version and the deluxe version?

A:    The Deluxe version, is labor intensive, it costs a lot more to build, and it gives faster results. More in color vivid images.
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#6  Postby Animavore » Jul 27, 2013 10:29 pm

There's a bit of a paradox (if that's the right word here) here.
I like to think if I were that stupid that I'd fall for something like this I'd hang myself. But I can only say this in light of having at least a modicum of intelligence that I can recognise and appreciate that level of almost iconic stupidity.
The sad fact is if I were that stupid I would be completely lacking the faculty to discern my stupidity as much as an olm can't see itself in the mirror.
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#7  Postby tuco » Jul 27, 2013 10:30 pm

No red eye? Rubbish :P
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#8  Postby kennyc » Jul 27, 2013 10:41 pm

I suspect it travels into the future at 24 hours per day.....
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#9  Postby Ironclad » Jul 27, 2013 10:54 pm

What are you meant to do, sit in it and use your imagination?

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#10  Postby THWOTH » Jul 27, 2013 11:10 pm

A charlatan wrote:What can you do with this Time Machine?
[...] I. The possibilities are just endless.

Only 'just' ? :roll:
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#11  Postby james1v » Jul 28, 2013 1:46 am

:think: The missus has been annoying me lately. I could have use for such a device. :think:
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#12  Postby lucek » Aug 02, 2013 11:12 pm

Hey don't knock it it works. Holding it will decrease the rate you are traveling in time meaning everything else speeds up.
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#13  Postby james1v » Aug 03, 2013 1:01 am

Where will this machine be in ten years time?
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#14  Postby kennyc » Aug 03, 2013 1:06 am

james1v wrote:Where will this machine be in ten years time?


The answer is - buy it, try it.

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#15  Postby Animavore » Aug 03, 2013 1:08 am

james1v wrote::think: The missus has been annoying me lately. I could have use for such a device. :think:

You plan on bashing her head in with it?

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#16  Postby Currahee » Aug 06, 2013 4:50 pm

:lol: I wonder how much money they've made.

I can guess how the unsatisfied customer dialog progresses:

Customer: It doesn't work.
ScamArtist: You believe it not to work?
Customer: Yes.
ScamArtist: You need to believe it works in order for it to work.
Customer: :doh:


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#17  Postby LucidFlight » Aug 06, 2013 8:19 pm

james1v wrote:Where will this machine be in ten years time?

You know how technology is these days. It'll be out of date as soon as you use it. And good luck with the warranty.
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#18  Postby Ironclad » Aug 06, 2013 8:23 pm

I want one of these, then I can go back in time & kill the bastards who screwed me. Afterwards I can then travel back in time & stop myself murdering people, setting everything right again but knowing that I had the satisfaction of living out my evil desires anyway.
I think.. :scratch:
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#19  Postby Currahee » Aug 06, 2013 8:33 pm

Ironclad wrote:
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I think.. :scratch:


If Back to the Future has tought as anything ... maybe.
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#20  Postby Doubtdispelled » Aug 06, 2013 8:43 pm

LucidFlight wrote:
james1v wrote:Where will this machine be in ten years time?

You know how technology is these days. It'll be out of date as soon as you use it. And good luck with the warranty.

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