This Time Machine is designed by the famous author (Sapphire) who wrote the book "Mastering Time Travel: Voyages Through Time". Time travel is not only possible, thanks to this great author, it has become a "reality".
For the first time in human history, defeated Einstein, the "Time Machine" has been invented.

http://www.astralprojectiontraining.com ... chine7.php

This time machine is made of special material (secret).
It has to be custom made and spelled.

Secret material is tin-foil.


It gets worse as you scroll down the page.

Do not bid, if you do not believe in magic, or lack of respect in wicca, pagan powers or lack of respect for the GOD (creator of the universe).

You would think no one, no one, would be stupid enough to buy one of these. They couldn't possibly...

And you'd be wrong. The reason I know about this device is because my friend, who works for PayPal, had a customer calling in to complain and ask for try get his money back. My friend laughed at him. The manager laughed at him. I'd say even David Marcus laughed at him. That is to say, he didn't get his money back. Apparently idiocy isn't covered in the T&C.

All that glitters eh.

If I lacked a conscience this is exactly the type of thing I'd be doing.

Well, this or killing a succession of 14 year-olds.

I'll take two, please.

My favourite part. From the Q&A.

Q:What's the difference between the regular version and the deluxe version?

A:    The Deluxe version, is labor intensive, it costs a lot more to build, and it gives faster results. More in color vivid images.
A true definition of remote viewing and no second guessing.   The difference of the function is the ... "Speed", and "true" to the origin of "similar to a god's power".

There's a bit of a paradox (if that's the right word here) here.
I like to think if I were that stupid that I'd fall for something like this I'd hang myself. But I can only say this in light of having at least a modicum of intelligence that I can recognise and appreciate that level of almost iconic stupidity.
The sad fact is if I were that stupid I would be completely lacking the faculty to discern my stupidity as much as an olm can't see itself in the mirror.

No red eye? Rubbish :P

I suspect it travels into the future at 24 hours per day.....

What are you meant to do, sit in it and use your imagination?

A charlatan wrote:What can you do with this Time Machine?
[...] I. The possibilities are just endless.

Only 'just' ?

The missus has been annoying me lately. I could have use for such a device.

Hey don't knock it it works. Holding it will decrease the rate you are traveling in time meaning everything else speeds up.

Where will this machine be in ten years time?

james1v wrote:Where will this machine be in ten years time?

The answer is - buy it, try it.

james1v wrote::think: The missus has been annoying me lately. I could have use for such a device.

You plan on bashing her head in with it?

I wonder how much money they've made.

I can guess how the unsatisfied customer dialog progresses:

Customer: It doesn't work.
ScamArtist: You believe it not to work?
Customer: Yes.
ScamArtist: You need to believe it works in order for it to work.
Customer:


Coincidentally, I have some magic refried beans for sale if anyone's interested?

james1v wrote:Where will this machine be in ten years time?

You know how technology is these days. It'll be out of date as soon as you use it. And good luck with the warranty.

I want one of these, then I can go back in time & kill the bastards who screwed me. Afterwards I can then travel back in time & stop myself murdering people, setting everything right again but knowing that I had the satisfaction of living out my evil desires anyway.
I think..

Ironclad wrote:
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I think..

If Back to the Future has tought as anything ... maybe.

LucidFlight wrote:

james1v wrote:Where will this machine be in ten years time?

You know how technology is these days. It'll be out of date as soon as you use it. And good luck with the warranty.

Ahahahahahaaaa...........