Afterlife speculations

Dark energy · **#41** by **Dark energy** » Apr 27, 2017 10:10 pm

BlackBart wrote:A celestial Stepford. How creepy is that?

not ending up in heaven is creepy. :ask:

Corneel · **#42** by **Corneel** » Apr 27, 2017 10:11 pm

Dark energy wrote:
Corneel wrote:Also, do these "wives" get to choose whose "wife" they're going to be?

my understanding is that they have no free will.

And you continue to take issue with my description of them as 'bots?

Corneel · **#43** by **Corneel** » Apr 27, 2017 10:12 pm

Dark energy wrote:
Corneel wrote:
Dark energy wrote:only if a wife is a Sbot.

I would expect a wife to be human. Do you agree on that?

ETA: also, do women that end up in heaven get at least a few boytoys?

the answer is no.

The answer is no to what? You don't expect a wife to be human? Or women don't get boytoys?

BlackBart · **#44** by **BlackBart** » Apr 27, 2017 10:15 pm

Dark energy wrote:
BlackBart wrote:A celestial Stepford. How creepy is that?

not ending up in heaven is creepy.

There's no evidence that you will.

Dark energy · **#45** by **Dark energy** » Apr 27, 2017 10:57 pm

Corneel wrote:
Dark energy wrote:
Corneel wrote:Also, do these "wives" get to choose whose "wife" they're going to be?

my understanding is that they have no free will.

And you continue to take issue with my description of them as 'bots?

you used bot as negative word.these creatures are one of the numerous delights if heaven is a place full of never ending delights. we know less then 2% of what might theoretically exist there.it is a mystery to me .

Corneel · **#46** by **Corneel** » Apr 27, 2017 11:04 pm

Dark energy wrote:
Corneel wrote:
Dark energy wrote:
Corneel wrote:Also, do these "wives" get to choose whose "wife" they're going to be?

my understanding is that they have no free will.

And you continue to take issue with my description of them as 'bots?

you used bot as negative word.these creatures are one of the numerous delights if heaven is a place full of never ending delights. we know less then 2% of what might theoretically exist there.it is a mystery to me .

It's a mystery except for the fact where you get some poontang without the poontang having free will. Sounds like heaven for you and hell for the poontang.

Dark energy · **#47** by **Dark energy** » Apr 27, 2017 11:09 pm

women wont be getting boytoy.

Dark energy · **#48** by **Dark energy** » Apr 27, 2017 11:11 pm

BlackBart wrote:
Dark energy wrote:
BlackBart wrote:A celestial Stepford. How creepy is that?

not ending up in heaven is creepy.

There's no evidence that you will.

good.there is no evidence that the universal is eternal either ,that doesnt make the universe non-existant.

Corneel · **#49** by **Corneel** » Apr 27, 2017 11:26 pm

Heaven for men, hell for women. Just like life on earth, just more so.

Dark energy · **#50** by **Dark energy** » Apr 27, 2017 11:32 pm

I dont think life on earth is heaven!

Dark energy · **#51** by **Dark energy** » Apr 27, 2017 11:39 pm

question
if wife enters paradise and husband enters hell,what happens to the wife?

Shrunk · **#52** by **Shrunk** » Apr 27, 2017 11:57 pm

Dark energy wrote:
Corneel wrote:
Dark energy wrote:
Corneel wrote:Also, do these "wives" get to choose whose "wife" they're going to be?

my understanding is that they have no free will.

And you continue to take issue with my description of them as 'bots?

you used bot as negative word.these creatures are one of the numerous delights if heaven is a place full of never ending delights.

People who enjoy fucking bots rather than actual human beings consider bots to be "delights" as well. Are you saying all Muslim men are like this?

Corneel · **#53** by **Corneel** » Apr 27, 2017 11:57 pm

Dark energy wrote:question
if wife enters paradise and husband enters hell,what happens to the wife?

She gets a boytoy.

Shrunk · **#54** by **Shrunk** » Apr 28, 2017 12:00 am

Back to my earlier point: Next time I'm in a debate with some Muslim apologist claiming Islam treats women with respect and dignity, I hope Dark energy is there to help support my case.

kiore · **#55** by **kiore** » Apr 28, 2017 1:35 am

Dark energy wrote:
Manticore wrote:
Dark energy wrote:Majority of Hell dwellers are Women.

Which is why any man with an IQ greater than that of a chicken would prefer Hell.

wow,so you consciously chosen to go to hell and not bother with heaven!

Your thinking on this matter is on par with satan.

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Fallible · **#56** by **Fallible** » Apr 28, 2017 7:42 am

I'm glad about the advisory and all, but this guy has been preaching for weeks and has now descended into balls-out misogyny. How long are we just going to let that slide? The time during which his pitiful output is considered amusing is rapidly coming to an end.

Fallible · **#57** by **Fallible** » Apr 28, 2017 7:43 am

Tzelemel · **#58** by **Tzelemel** » Apr 28, 2017 7:46 am

Shrunk wrote:Poor Dark energy. He doesn't even realize how expertly you guys are playing him. It's almost unfair.

Shrunk wrote:
Dark energy wrote:yes,these 72 women are brand new.

Perfect case in point.

I know, right? I even put the emoji equivalent of a warning sign at the end of my little trap—effectively a preemptive rebuttal to his reply—and he still walked into it.

What's sad is that he doesn't even realise he's giving Islam a bad name. I'm seeing his posts, and thinking, "Wow, Islam sure is a terrible religion." And I'm pretty sure, given the flurry of responses against him, everyone else here thinks the same.

laklak · **#59** by **laklak** » Apr 28, 2017 5:38 pm

I want to know how they re-virginate, and when that actually occurs. What if you suffer from fallout? Is it that quick? If not, how long do you have to wait before it happen? Enquiring minds and all that. Plus - it's Heaven, right? So I can have anything I want, right? What if I want to shag a boy? Do I get to do that? How about a goat? Pig? I mean, I've heard there will be alcohol there, so obviously what is haram down here isn't haram up there, so can I eat a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich, washed down with a beer, while fucking a pig? What if I want the pig to fuck me? Is that OK? Now I'm NOT saying I want a pig to fuck me, but look, eternity is a Loooooooooooong time and who knows what I'll be getting into in a couple of hundred million years.

Until I get answers to these (and likely more) questions I can't convert.

BlackBart · **#60** by **BlackBart** » Apr 28, 2017 5:49 pm

Dark energy wrote:
BlackBart wrote:
Dark energy wrote:
BlackBart wrote:A celestial Stepford. How creepy is that?

not ending up in heaven is creepy.

There's no evidence that you will.

good.there is no evidence that the universal is eternal either ,that doesnt make the universe non-existant.

Except noone has claimed it is eternal. Plus the Universe is demonstrable and your creepy, misogynistic celestial Stepford isn't.

You really need to work on your reasoning skills :lol:

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