cosmosknight wrote:I believe in god. I am a Muslim and I would convince you that it's the best if you're really sophisticated.

What if we are just ordinary, what would you need to convince simple people?

John

Sorry for the OT, but we're nearing the magic number 100, what about "I am Muslim, Part 3"?

Hi cosmosknight, welcome

cosmosknight wrote:I believe in god. I am a Muslim and I would convince you that it's the best if you're really sophisticated.

And illiterate, unsophisticated, peasants, what do they make of those fine, ambiguous - sometimes uninterpretable - words?
Sorry, cosmosknight, welcome to the forum. I take it from your forum name that you've seen a little bit of the West (and perhaps a little of the Jedi persuasion), so carry on exploring.

katja z wrote:Sorry for the OT, but we're nearing the magic number 100, what about "I am Muslim, Part 3"?

Oh, I thought it was automatic. Should we keep pressing the button to see what happens, or who ought we to ask to give us a new lease of life?

So we are about to hit the magic 200 page mark, would someone with more eloquence and wit than I posses like to sum up what we have found out so far? Summarize these great truths we are promised?

Well, I don't claim either wit or eloquence, but I imagine that the great Prophet would exclaim "Bugger All!"

Oeditor wrote:Well, I don't claim either wit or eloquence, but I imagine that the great Prophet would exclaim "Bugger All!"

Well, perhaps I'm maligning the great man. He's more likely to have said "Infidel fools, I made it all up! NaNaNaLaLa! Off with their heads!"

Oeditor wrote:Well, perhaps I'm maligning the great man. He's more likely to have said "Infidel fools, I made it all up! NaNaNaLaLa! Off with their heads!"

No I got it wrong. What he would really have said is "Bloody hell, all these revelations, all of Western Science accurately predicted in my rantingss, and you buggers still don't know an anti-epileptic from an alembic? Gabriel, we need a new edition!"

How long do I have to keep this up until it clicks over to 100? Until the second coming? Roll out the tarmac, the Mardy's hovering over Iraq and about to descend. 99.97, 99.98, 99.99... perhaps we'd better refer to a secular authority after all...

Oeditor wrote:How long do I have to keep this up until it clicks over to 100? Until the second coming? Roll out the tarmac, the Mardy's hovering over Iraq and about to descend. 99.97, 99.98, 99.99... perhaps we'd better refer to a secular authority after all...

The second coming? Hardly are those words out, when a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi troubles my sight: somewhere in the sands of the desert ... er ... and so on

You lot have been having much fun while I've been actually working

Oh,bugger! It's clicked over to 100 while I wasn't looking. Do we need to fill another page before we enter another era? Come on Ray, get back here with your acres of blank spaces!

Oeditor wrote:Oh,bugger! It's clicked over to 100 while I wasn't looking. Do we need to fill another page before we enter another era? Come on Ray, get back here with your acres of blank spaces!

Did I click it over? Yay

Paula1 wrote:Did I click it over? Yay

I'm afraid you did, my dear, even though you're a mere woman. (In the absence of [oh, no, must watch out for hand-smacking] someone's got to keep winding people up or we'll never make #3)

Oeditor wrote:

Paula1 wrote:Did I click it over? Yay

I'm afraid you did, my dear, even though you're a mere woman. (In the absence of [oh, no, must watch out for hand-smacking] someone's got to keep winding people up or we'll never make #3)

Did we have a brief visit from a new muslim? Did you lot scare him off? Is this what it descends to when I'm at work?

And I'll mere woman you in a minute boyo

Do we really need I am Muslim, Part 3?
Lets not forget, the original post stated "ask me anything you like about Islam". 200 pages later and not one question was fully answered by any Muslim.

Just 4 to go and we can start all over again.

John

PS Make that 3

Paula1 wrote:
And I'll mere woman you in a minute boyo

We know you don't really mean that.

jim wrote:Do we really need I am Muslim, Part 3?
Lets not forget, the original post stated "ask me anything you like about Islam". 200 pages later and not one question was fully answered by any Muslim.

Have you any idea the fun we've had tho, I've had the best laughs on this thread than any

And, on a serious note, there's been some really good information sharing too, I've learned alot, even from certain posters non-answers

debunk wrote:

Paula1 wrote:
And I'll mere woman you in a minute boyo

We know you don't really mean that.

I wonder how you would 'mere woman' a person anyway

Stupid turn of phrase really