Islam How to make your husband happy

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Re: Islam How to make your husband happy

#21  Postby StickyWillie » Mar 19, 2010 11:37 pm

Scot Dutchy wrote:
Alan B wrote:
Scot Dutchy wrote:Make sure the sisters "wash" their brothers. :x

Is an age limit suggested in these 'holy' utterances?
Could be a bit awkward if one or both are approaching puberty.


Not to the muslims. It is teaching the girls how to handle muslim men.


Naah. They're from the University of Alberta, they're students, they don't wash.
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Re: Islam How to make your husband happy

#22  Postby Millefleur » Mar 20, 2010 12:20 am

For the lols and the chills try islamonline.net - there's a whole load of ask the scholar question and answers, from can I read the paper on the toilet to is anal sex allowed to is it permissable to rape my enemies women in retaliation, these idiots need guidance on everything.
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Re: Islam How to make your husband happy

#23  Postby Animavore » Mar 20, 2010 12:43 am

Paul G wrote:http://www.islamfortoday.com/how_to_make_your_husband_happy.htm

1- Beautiful Reception
After returning from work, school, travel, or whatever has separated you,
begin with a good greeting.

* Meet him with a cheerful face.
* Beautify and perfume yourself.
* Start with good news and delay any bad news until he has rested.
* Receive him with loving and yearning sentences.
* Make hard efforts for excellence of the food & having it ready on time.


I don't see what's wrong with these especially the third one.
The only fault I have with it is that they only go one way.

EDIT: Whoops. Looks like the list goes to shit after that.
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Re: Islam How to make your husband happy

#24  Postby Tyrannical » Mar 20, 2010 1:03 am

Paul G wrote:http://www.islamfortoday.com/how_to_make_your_husband_happy.htm

1- Beautiful Reception
After returning from work, school, travel, or whatever has separated you,
begin with a good greeting.

* Meet him with a cheerful face.
* Beautify and perfume yourself.
* Start with good news and delay any bad news until he has rested.
* Receive him with loving and yearning sentences.
* Make hard efforts for excellence of the food & having it ready on time.


Why I think that would make any man happy. Sounds like good advice for the ladies to take up. :cheers:
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Re: Islam How to make your husband happy

#25  Postby Aurlito » Mar 20, 2010 1:39 am

mmmcheezy wrote:Hm, sounds remarkably like lady's magazines in the 40s and 50s. Good thing we're not stuck in that dark age anymore!

You mean 1640s and 1650s right?
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Re: Islam How to make your husband happy

#26  Postby mmmcheezy » Mar 20, 2010 1:41 am

Aurlito wrote:
mmmcheezy wrote:Hm, sounds remarkably like lady's magazines in the 40s and 50s. Good thing we're not stuck in that dark age anymore!

You mean 1640s and 1650s right?

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Re: Islam How to make your husband happy

#27  Postby Alan B » Mar 20, 2010 10:59 am

Sorry, I couldn't resist these parodies on life before The Pill and Women's Lib... (Nothing to do with Islam, I know).

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ0jRuASVEQ[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ivsb79-h90[/youtube]

But these parodies do have an element of the truth of those times in them.
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Re: Islam How to make your husband happy

#28  Postby Paul G » Mar 20, 2010 5:42 pm

Classics!
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