http://www.islamfortoday.com/how_to_mak ... _happy.htm
1- Beautiful Reception
After returning from work, school, travel, or whatever has separated you,
begin with a good greeting.
* Meet him with a cheerful face.
* Beautify and perfume yourself.
* Start with good news and delay any bad news until he has rested.
* Receive him with loving and yearning sentences.
* Make hard efforts for excellence of the food & having it ready on time.
Islam How to make your husband happy
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Re: Islam How to make your husband happy
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by mmmcheezy » Mar 18, 2010 4:50 pm
Hm, sounds remarkably like lady's magazines in the 40s and 50s. Good thing we're not stuck in that dark age anymore!
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Re: Islam How to make your husband happy
#3 by Paul G » Mar 18, 2010 4:59 pm
mmmcheezy wrote:Hm, sounds remarkably like lady's magazines in the 40s and 50s. Good thing we're not stuck in that dark age anymore!
Yep just what I was thinking.
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Re: Islam How to make your husband happy
#4 by Scot Dutchy » Mar 18, 2010 4:59 pm
Paul G wrote:http://www.islamfortoday.com/how_to_make_your_husband_happy.htm
1- Beautiful Reception
After returning from work, school, travel, or whatever has separated you,
begin with a good greeting.
* Meet him with a cheerful face.
* Beautify and perfume yourself.
* Start with good news and delay any bad news until he has rested.
* Receive him with loving and yearning sentences.
* Make hard efforts for excellence of the food & having it ready on time.
FFS
Bloody stone age.
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Re: Islam How to make your husband happy
#5 by z8000783 » Mar 18, 2010 5:58 pm
Paul G wrote:http://www.islamfortoday.com/how_to_make_your_husband_happy.htm
1- Beautiful Reception
After returning from work, school, travel, or whatever has separated you,
begin with a good greeting.
* Meet him with a cheerful face.
* Beautify and perfume yourself.
* Start with good news and delay any bad news until he has rested.
* Receive him with loving and yearning sentences.
* Make hard efforts for excellence of the food & having it ready on time.
Ah, those were the good times. I'm lucky if my dog has a cheerful face when I came in nowadays.
John
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Re: Islam How to make your husband happy
#6 by Alan B » Mar 18, 2010 9:18 pm
These Muslim guys must thick as well as gullible if they can't see through that flummery - day after day after day. How boring!
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Re: Islam How to make your husband happy
#7 by Bolero » Mar 18, 2010 11:36 pm
Paul G wrote:mmmcheezy wrote:Hm, sounds remarkably like lady's magazines in the 40s and 50s. Good thing we're not stuck in that dark age anymore!
Yep just what I was thinking.
Me too. But do you think that in the next 50 years, Islamic cultures will develop (the way Western cultures have) to the point where this seems like outdated, or even offensive, advice? Somehow I doubt it.
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Re: Islam How to make your husband happy
#8 by mmmcheezy » Mar 18, 2010 11:37 pm
Bolero wrote:Paul G wrote:mmmcheezy wrote:Hm, sounds remarkably like lady's magazines in the 40s and 50s. Good thing we're not stuck in that dark age anymore!
Yep just what I was thinking.
Me too. But do you think that in the next 50 years, Islamic cultures will develop (the way Western cultures have) to the point where this seems like outdated, or even offensive, advice? Somehow I doubt it.
Probably not. If we're really lucky, maybe Islam will fade in to obscurity, but I sincerely doubt it.
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Re: Islam How to make your husband happy
#9 by StickyWillie » Mar 18, 2010 11:46 pm
It sounds quite good to me. This is my wife:
1- Beautiful Reception
After returning from work, school, travel, or whatever has separated you,
begin with a good greeting.
* Meet him with a cheerful face. - "You're late, where've you been?"
* Beautify and perfume yourself. She's wearing dungarees and wellies.
* Start with good news and delay any bad news until he has rested. The good news is that the leak in the slurry tank has stopped. The bad news is that your two-thousand quid ram fell in, drowned and is blocking the leak.
* Receive him with loving and yearning sentences. "D'ya think ya could take time out for a shower this week?"
* Make hard efforts for excellence of the food & having it ready on time. "There's leftover stew in the fridge, I'm off over to Patsy's"
1- Beautiful Reception
After returning from work, school, travel, or whatever has separated you,
begin with a good greeting.
* Meet him with a cheerful face. - "You're late, where've you been?"
* Beautify and perfume yourself. She's wearing dungarees and wellies.
* Start with good news and delay any bad news until he has rested. The good news is that the leak in the slurry tank has stopped. The bad news is that your two-thousand quid ram fell in, drowned and is blocking the leak.
* Receive him with loving and yearning sentences. "D'ya think ya could take time out for a shower this week?"
* Make hard efforts for excellence of the food & having it ready on time. "There's leftover stew in the fridge, I'm off over to Patsy's"
It's still a plant stupid.
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Re: Islam How to make your husband happy
#10 by Dracena » Mar 18, 2010 11:47 pm
Further down on the page, the piece of advice that says it all:
Yeah, do that to make sure he understands how much you appreciate his misstreatment of you:
islamfortoday wrote:When he mistreats you, counteract his ill-treatment by good treatment
Yeah, do that to make sure he understands how much you appreciate his misstreatment of you:
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Re: Islam How to make your husband happy
#11 by StickyWillie » Mar 18, 2010 11:52 pm
This one will go down well in certain circles:
"7- Appreciation
* By the saying of the prophet, the majority of people in hell were women
because they were ungrateful and deny the good done to them."
Good one for an opener at a dinner party; should get things going.
"7- Appreciation
* By the saying of the prophet, the majority of people in hell were women
because they were ungrateful and deny the good done to them."
Good one for an opener at a dinner party; should get things going.
It's still a plant stupid.
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Re: Islam How to make your husband happy
#12 by Paul G » Mar 19, 2010 12:26 am
The scary part is at the very bottom, scroll all the way down and you'll see what I mean.
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Re: Islam How to make your husband happy
#13 by StickyWillie » Mar 19, 2010 12:34 am
The whole thing's bloody scary. Who'da thought Albert had a cell of these barking mad idiots? I go skiing in Alberta partly to get away from our fuckwit, indulge-any-mad-as-fuck-minority-that-you-can-think-of PC culture.
It's still a plant stupid.
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Re: Islam How to make your husband happy
#14 by Bolero » Mar 19, 2010 12:35 am
You mean this bit?
Scary indeed.
Keep the children in good shape, clean clothes, etc. Take care of
their nutrition, health, education, manners, etc. Teach them Islam
and tell them the stories of the Prophets and companions.
Scary indeed.
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Re: Islam How to make your husband happy
#15 by kamel » Mar 19, 2010 1:14 am
one more thing. and make sure you circumcise him,if he is not. as you now, god blessed him self with enough power to be able to see under the bed covers, personally i think he likes to watch his followers doing it. 
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Re: Islam How to make your husband happy
#16 by james1v » Mar 19, 2010 1:55 am
I have been "engaged" to the same woman, for 31 years, the thing that has bound us together all that time, is her and me being honest with each other. No fake smiles, honest opinions when one of us fucks up, rather than sycophantic, fake idolatry! I wouldn't want a relationship with a blow up doll, a step-ford wife, or a robot. I need to know when i am wrong, its how we learn. 
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Re: Islam How to make your husband happy
#17 by Scot Dutchy » Mar 19, 2010 10:08 am
kamel wrote:one more thing. and make sure you circumcise him,if he is not. as you now, god blessed him self with enough power to be able to see under the bed covers, personally i think he likes to watch his followers doing it.
Make sure the sisters "wash" their brothers.
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Re: Islam How to make your husband happy
#18 by Paul G » Mar 19, 2010 10:35 am
Bolero wrote:You mean this bit?Keep the children in good shape, clean clothes, etc. Take care of
their nutrition, health, education, manners, etc. Teach them Islam
and tell them the stories of the Prophets and companions.
Scary indeed.
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Edmonton, Canada
February, 1999
That bit. These are supposed to be educated young Muslims
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Re: Islam How to make your husband happy
#19 by Alan B » Mar 19, 2010 1:05 pm
Scot Dutchy wrote:Make sure the sisters "wash" their brothers.
Is an age limit suggested in these 'holy' utterances?
Could be a bit awkward if one or both are approaching puberty.
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Re: Islam How to make your husband happy
#20 by Scot Dutchy » Mar 19, 2010 1:33 pm
Alan B wrote:Scot Dutchy wrote:Make sure the sisters "wash" their brothers.
Is an age limit suggested in these 'holy' utterances?
Could be a bit awkward if one or both are approaching puberty.
Not to the muslims. It is teaching the girls how to handle muslim men.
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